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HumpDayHoratio said:
Thanks! I’ve found as soon as something comes up, my first inclination is to dial up Lili & MissK’s Nurse-On-Call service!

I trust a nurse before all.

I may have relayed this story here before; had a spot of evil Squamous Cell on my hand. Had the MOAS (sp?) procedure done and a few days later my hand goes numb. Call the doc but get her nurse. She tells me, “oh, they just hit a nerve, it will be back to normal in around 10 weeks…”. I go in for my six week check up and tell doc…She starts popping chaff, and saying the procedure wasn’t deep enough to hit a nerve…blah, blah, blah. I told her…I’ve owned this hand for 55 yrs and it was never numb till you cut a divot out of it! 🤣

Long story short. Right around the 8-9 weeks mark, hand went back to normal…just like the NURSE said! 🥰
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The nurse knew exactly what s/he was talking about. The nerves are ABSOLUTELY shallow enough to be impacted by this procedure!
 
Wonderer67 said:
I had a tooth extracted about a month ago. My lip is still partially numb from it. They say it will go back to normal… and it is, very very slowly…

And the fucking jaw pain… it’s still bad… it’s been four week! Been back a few times and the doc sez it looks ok to him.
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Ask him to trade jaws with you! 🤬 Did you get anything for the pain? 🫂
 
Wat_Tyler said:
I told a DITB young doc that living in this body for 50-odd years (whatever is was at the time) made me the all-time expert on in in all of recorded history, and that when I say something is fucked, it's because it's fucked, and that I wasn't asking to know what I already know but for his majesty to shed a bit of light on what I don't fucking know. Our relationship improved immediately.


I'm certain he was ecstatic when I left.
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I tell all my providers at the first visit I expect them to be my partner in my care.
 
Lilianna23 said:
Ask him to trade jaws with you! 🤬 Did you get anything for the pain? 🫂
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Just naproxen. It lasted a week.

I’ve been taking Advil or aleve not every day, but most days… I do t think it’s infected but my wife is suggesting maybe the bone graft didn’t take fully.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth taken out, but nothing compared to this kind of ongoing pain. They obviously didn’t need a bone graft tho…
 
Deadbed1968 said:
I have pretty eclectic tastes. Disco isn’t at the top of my list, but it’s a great change of pace. I do like some of KC and the Sunshine Band (especially “Give It Up”), and some Commodores too! I’m really a product of the 80’s and most of my music is from that era, but the 70’s and 90’s had some truly great music.
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I'm kinda partial to 60s & 70s music, just call me old fashioned, but I'm old...

Lil' Red Riding Hood
Song by Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs ‧ 1966
 
Wat_Tyler said:
Over 10 years ago, I needed a job and tried out being a maintenance grunt for a ragged-assed apartment complex a few miles from the house. It was built around 1950 and consisted of 126 buildings and 294 apartments. They were woeful, they were forlorn, and they were fire traps. The owner was a milker. Repairs were made with what my grandmother called thumbtacks and chewing gum. The maintenance budget was adequate, but the supervisor's goal was to spend less than half of it each month and report the balance as "profit," which is, of course, not what profit is. I quickly learned the system, how not to get bogged down with changing out parts that could be lubed and/or massaged to get another 90 days out of them. As long as the furnaces worked and the plumbing stayed in the pipes and the electrical didn't ignite the places, all was well. Well enough. Anyway, I got canned but it was already time to move on anyway.


Bad as that place was, it was still all there in all its rambling waste of space glory when I last rode through there first of the year. Remember, I've been working out of town since the end of January this year. I happened to go that way last week and was shocked to see that 200 of the apartment units are gone. As in, fenced in grass needs cutting something new will be going in soon enough Gee Oh En Eee. There is still a clutch of buildings near the back of the parcel, those same rattraps with the destitute who live there, and probably that's enough to service the financing. I wager they can get buildings and off-skreet (it's da 'hood, y'all) parking for 300 units on what they cleared. Here's wagering it'll take until no earlier than Spring of '26 to get going, but who knows?


Think of the poor undeserving displaced rats . . . .
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Many new complexes are putting in minimal to NO parking! IDK where folks who live in them are supposed to park their vehicles.
 
Nightbird said:
Cool.. I have an old Siberian Husky Mix kinda sad actually she has Liver Cancer...

Anyhow your handle reminds me of the Movie I just watched tonight.. Deadpool and Wolverine...
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So sorry to hear about your doggo. They always put on a good face even when they’re in pain. 😢

I have not watched that movie yet, but it’s next on my list!
 
HumpDayHoratio said:
Well, got up and called the “mans” hotline. Told them I couldn’t go today. Gave me the day off, so went back to and snoozed, got up went down for breakfast and decided I better find a local Doc to give me some meds to get home on. Went in and got a two swabs, testing for 19 evils. Was NEG on all but a RhinoVirus?

Turned out it was the University of Miami’s hospital. Nice and clean and had fun flirting with the Cuban and Columbian nurses.😘. Jumped in my OoooooBer and my girl was rock’n the Yacht Rock radio. Serenading me in broken English!🤣
She did a passable Maurice in falsetto to this forgotten gem:

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Glad you got good care! Rhino virus is a garden variety cold virus.
 
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