Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[NCneedslove_18]

I hate to leave so soon but I have to take a call! I’ll try and be back maybe tomorrow! Stay funny!!!

 

[Lichen2CU]

dad jokes = "whatever makes you groan". (well - not THAT kind of groaning...)

 

[Lichen2CU]

Bye NC - stop by any time...

 

[Lichen2CU]

What did the guy who got the bad massage sing?

(I fought the spa - and the spa won...)

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

One will eventually mature and make money.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What's a golfer's favorite type of music? Swing

 

[NCneedslove_18]

A guy’s girlfriend left him because of their obsession with Linkin Park.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites

 

[Utmale48]

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites

Love the dad jokes.

 

[Lichen2CU]

What's a golfer's favorite type of music? Swing

Of "course"!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Love the dad jokes.

You are most welcome...

 

[dawn_of_night]

What's a cats favorite cereal ????

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Mice crispies....

 

[Lichen2CU]

What's a cats favorite cereal ????

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Mice crispies....

Oh! Good one...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi Dawn - a pleasure to meet you...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hi Dawn - a pleasure to meet you...

Hello!

 

[Lichen2CU]

I'm glad you're enjoying the dad joke zone...

 

[Deadbed1968]

A termite walks into a pub and asks


“Is the Bar Tender here?”

 

[Lichen2CU]

A termite walks into a pub and asks


“Is the Bar Tender here?”

Ka-boom!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Why did the bicycle fall over?


It was two tired.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi Dead - all good?

 

[Deadbed1968]

What do you call a magical cow?


Moodini

 

[Deadbed1968]

Hi Dead - all good?

All good! You?

 

[Lichen2CU]

 

[Lichen2CU]

Yes - doing well here...

 

[Deadbed1968]

Did you hear the joke about immortality?


It never gets old!