Strangest sexual encounter

[tristantrotsky]

I had a gentleman pleasure me with his tongue right after he orgasmed in me.

To pleasure a lady with your tongue is always an exquisite delight.

 

[dingdongditchding]

I had a gentleman pleasure me with his tongue right after he orgasmed in me.

did u like it

 

[Rob_Royale]

I was involved with a married woman in my early twenties, that I worked for. I knew she was phobic of lightning and thunder and would often hide in the ladies room with shooters earmuffs during a storm. One night after closing she pulled me into the ladies room and we had vigorous sex as a way to keep her mind off it. She still wore the ear muffs.

 

[LisaMayTurner]

My strangest experience involved a bowl of spaghetti in pesto sauce and a wooden spoon in a bar after a truth or lie session that involved a bottle of gin and three guys and a girl from the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds doing woodpecker impersonations dressed as bunnies.

 

[dz2681]

My strangest experience involved a bowl of spaghetti in pesto sauce and a wooden spoon in a bar after a truth or lie session that involved a bottle of gin and three guys and a girl from the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds doing woodpecker impersonations dressed as bunnies.

So what happened?

 

[lily_wall_]

I was involved with a married woman in my early twenties, that I worked for. I knew she was phobic of lightning and thunder and would often hide in the ladies room with shooters earmuffs during a storm. One night after closing she pulled me into the ladies room and we had vigorous sex as a way to keep her mind off it. She still wore the ear muffs.

Good friends would walk around the two of you with thunder blasting from their speakers

 

[LisaMayTurner]

So what happened?

VERY strange sexy stuff back in the bothies!

 

[lily_wall_]

My strangest experience involved a bowl of spaghetti in pesto sauce and a wooden spoon in a bar after a truth or lie session that involved a bottle of gin and three guys and a girl from the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds doing woodpecker impersonations dressed as bunnies.

It got stranger with every word lol. I wanna know

 

[cdstefi]

Strangest was probably my first gay "encounter" (couldn't be described as sex).

I was driving around near Loch Lomond, checking who might be nearby on my hookup app. Got chatting to a bloke, said he ran a gay-friendly B&B and was around that afternoon if I fancied dropping by.

So I did, and he and his wife are sat out the front of their house drinking tea and chain-smoking. O...K....

Had a chat and tea anyway, looked in the guest room for the sake of cover story, then he invites me out to the back garden to look at a big boulder he's pulled out the ground while his Mrs made more tea. He goes in for a kiss which I'm not nuts about due to the eau de Benson & Hedges fragrance, but I thought in for a penny etc and dropped my jeans so he could at least see the thong I'm wearing and have a feel of my cock. I could tell he had a massive erection and had a feel myself, wanking him a bit through his grubby jogging pants but didn't feel like delving into them to do any more than that, fearing for what state it might be in.

Then had more tea with his Mrs and went on my way, with fulsome promises to make a booking (I didn't)

 

[SirSparky]

VERY strange sexy stuff back in the bothies!

I'd love to know the details. Please pm me

 

[Volk359]

My strangest experience involved a bowl of spaghetti in pesto sauce and a wooden spoon in a bar after a truth or lie session that involved a bottle of gin and three guys and a girl from the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds doing woodpecker impersonations dressed as bunnies.

I’m going to the wrong parties!

 

[LisaMayTurner]

I'd love to know the details. Please pm me

Only if you dress as a bunny and come with a plate of spaghetti

 

[Not Normal]

My strangest experience involved a bowl of spaghetti in pesto sauce and a wooden spoon in a bar after a truth or lie session that involved a bottle of gin and three guys and a girl from the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds doing woodpecker impersonations dressed as bunnies.

Are you David Lynch?

 

[SirSparky]

Only if you dress as a bunny and come with a plate of spaghetti

In for a penny in for a pound lol. I'll play game

 

[LisaMayTurner]

Are you David Lynch?

I though he was dead?

 

[cdstefi]

I though he was dead?

Maybe but his crazy mind, the dancing chicken and the lady in the radiator are immortal.

 

[Not Normal]

I though he was dead?

But maybe his mind has transferred and taken over yours?

 

[magicalmoments]

My most unusual sexual encounter would be meeting a couple at a porno cinema, going down on the wife in the cinema then taking them back to my hotel, (I was away from home on a business trip) and having an MMF 3'sum with them. I fucked the wife, he sucked me hard again and brought me off a second time while she sucked him off. It was a great couple of hours.

 

[EllaB_17]

1. Fucked in a club by some guy I didn't know.
2. Gave a handjob to someone while hiking, simply because he said he liked my nails.
3. While masturbating in the dilapidated toilet of a bus station, someone climbed the wall and saw me.
4. I asked my first boyfriend to cum into a cooking pan. I put it on the stove, and tried frying it like an egg.

 

[Roleplay_Hugo_UK]

1. Fucked in a club by some guy I didn't know.
2. Gave a handjob to someone while hiking, simply because he said he liked my nails.
3. While masturbating in the dilapidated toilet of a bus station, someone climbed the wall and saw me.
4. I asked my first boyfriend to cum into a cooking pan. I put it on the stove, and tried frying it like an egg.

Number 1 please. Also number 2.

 

[Roleplay_Hugo_UK]

1. Fucked in a club by some guy I didn't know.
2. Gave a handjob to someone while hiking, simply because he said he liked my nails.
3. While masturbating in the dilapidated toilet of a bus station, someone climbed the wall and saw me.
4. I asked my first boyfriend to cum into a cooking pan. I put it on the stove, and tried frying it like an egg.

May I know more about how number 1 went?

 

[EllaB_17]

1. Fucked in a club by some guy I didn't know.
2. Gave a handjob to someone while hiking, simply because he said he liked my nails.
3. While masturbating in the dilapidated toilet of a bus station, someone climbed the wall and saw me.
4. I asked my first boyfriend to cum into a cooking pan. I put it on the stove, and tried frying it like an egg.

5. Getting fucked in the woods, leaning on a railing, with a path just below us, and people walking on it.
6. Rubbing guys' dicks under restaurant or cafe tables using the sole of my high heel shoes, and occasionally planting my sharp heel into it. But nothing too strange here.

 

[LittleGreene]

Possibly getting back after a night out with my housemate and her boyfriend at university. They started making out in the living room and then it turned into oral sex and then sex. They asked me to stay and watch. She had always been a little wild but nothing like that had ever been discussed. I watched until they invited me to join at which point I politely declined and left them to it

 

[EllaB_17]

Possibly getting back after a night out with my housemate and her boyfriend at university. They started making out in the living room and then it turned into oral sex and then sex. They asked me to stay and watch. She had always been a little wild but nothing like that had ever been discussed. I watched until they invited me to join at which point I politely declined and left them to it

You sound kind and gentle.

 

[LittleGreene]

You sound kind and gentle.

Ha ha. I was back then