LincsLad66
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Fair play to United. They did well to take them penaltiesI am now!!![]()
Lucky manYes I'm from UK...... except I'm in Greece, by the pool...... spotting bikini clad ladies
Oh to be back on holiday again. EnjoyYes I'm from UK...... except I'm in Greece, by the pool...... spotting bikini clad ladies
oh no, Sparkers. Hope you're ok. I guess you're probably in shock more than anything. Hope the pain doesn't increase once the shock wears off. They'll be watching you like a hawk now, I guess?Just had a fall. Slid off end of bed while typing my shoe lace. Right leg buckled under me and stuck against wardrobe. Couldn't move. Got hoisted back into bed and checked over. Obs OK and breathing fine. A few aches in knee and leg that buckled and slight ache lower back. Told to rest and take it easy and tk call if pain gets worse. Shock also caused me to lose control of bowel![]()
oh no, Sparkers. Hope you're ok. I guess you're probably in shock more than anything. Hope the pain doesn't increase once the shock wears off. They'll be watching you like a hawk now, I guess?
Take it easy and watch some porn, that's my
Took some painkillers. Knee feels better now, just a little ache in left hip, which i get on occasion anyway. Told me to let them knkw if anything gets worse or new pain. Got lunch shortly then a grooming session. If im OK, I might get my feet massaged and hair cut loloh no, Sparkers. Hope you're ok. I guess you're probably in shock more than anything. Hope the pain doesn't increase once the shock wears off. They'll be watching you like a hawk now, I guess?
Take it easy and watch some porn, that's my advice
bloody right, you milk it for all it's worth.Took some painkillers. Knee feels better now, just a little ache in left hip, which i get on occasion anyway. Told me to let them knkw if anything gets worse or new pain. Got lunch shortly then a grooming session. If im OK, I might get my feet massaged and hair cut lol
Hope things are OKJust had a fall. Slid off end of bed while typing my shoe lace. Right leg buckled under me and stuck against wardrobe. Couldn't move. Got hoisted back into bed and checked over. Obs OK and breathing fine. A few aches in knee and leg that buckled and slight ache lower back. Told to rest and take it easy and tk call if pain gets worse. Shock also caused me to lose control of bowel![]()
Im always stroking when in bed in the evening. They have to check my legs for dates by taking measurements above and below knees. On thigh its very close to my groin and I've often had a semi by that point and hand sometimes brush against me as they reach under my thigh to get the tape round and oush tape right into my groin lolbloody right, you milk it for all it's worth.
"Nurse, I also hurt my dick. The pain's gone but the swelling's still there. Can you do something about it?"
Yeah thanks. Partly pride hurt as was doing so well. Think I just put myself too near the edge of bed to reach down. Aches are subsiding nowHope things are OK![]()
Good it wasn't more serious. One of those things that happen and you need to forget about.Yeah thanks. Partly pride hurt as was doing so well. Think I just put myself too near the edge of bed to reach down. Aches are subsiding now
How do folks, new to forums but long long time devotee of lit. Iโve always been more of a fan of the written word over visual ( mostly )Hi, new couple just joined enjoying the lit. Looking to see if any other UK folks on here?
And I bet you donโt move to make it easier for them do you? You randy old goatIm always stroking when in bed in the evening. They have to check my legs for dates by taking measurements above and below knees. On thigh its very close to my groin and I've often had a semi by that point and hand sometimes brush against me as they reach under my thigh to get the tape round and oush tape right into my groin lol
And I bet you donโt move to make it easier for them do you? You randy old goat![]()
Do you own the property or rent?Need ramps to get in to house as threshold quite high,.can just manoeuvre wheelchair round and into lounge..Just fits through lounge door with mm to spare. Everything else downstairs looks OK. Small ramps.needed to get in garden. Will have to rearrange furniture if I need a bed downstairs and use a commode.
Hand rail fitted to stairs and possibly stairs lift if I cant walk up stairs. Bathroom is very tight. Can't spin wheelchair round so getting onto toilet wil be a challenge. Bedroom access seems fine.
Any additions still need.ti be agreed by landlord tho so I may still have to move if she doesn't allow me.
Well with our hols nearing, my wifeโs naught side is awakening โฆ![]()
Going anywhere nice?Well with our hols nearing, my wifeโs naught side is awakening โฆ![]()
Thisnis what happens when a randy old git is stuck in hospital for over 3 months with no actionAnd I bet you donโt move to make it easier for them do you? You randy old goat![]()
Private rent unfortunately. Spoken to the estate agent and she will pass it on to the landlord when I know the full report.Do you own the property or rent?
Heaven and back โฆGoing anywhere nice?![]()
Which part of Greece?Yes I'm from UK...... except I'm in Greece, by the pool...... spotting bikini clad ladies