Anyone from the UK?

Just had a fall. Slid off end of bed while typing my shoe lace. Right leg buckled under me and stuck against wardrobe. Couldn't move. Got hoisted back into bed and checked over. Obs OK and breathing fine. A few aches in knee and leg that buckled and slight ache lower back. Told to rest and take it easy and tk call if pain gets worse. Shock also caused me to lose control of bowel๐Ÿ˜ž
 
Just had a fall. Slid off end of bed while typing my shoe lace. Right leg buckled under me and stuck against wardrobe. Couldn't move. Got hoisted back into bed and checked over. Obs OK and breathing fine. A few aches in knee and leg that buckled and slight ache lower back. Told to rest and take it easy and tk call if pain gets worse. Shock also caused me to lose control of bowel๐Ÿ˜ž
oh no, Sparkers. Hope you're ok. I guess you're probably in shock more than anything. Hope the pain doesn't increase once the shock wears off. They'll be watching you like a hawk now, I guess?
Take it easy and watch some porn, that's my advice
 
oh no, Sparkers. Hope you're ok. I guess you're probably in shock more than anything. Hope the pain doesn't increase once the shock wears off. They'll be watching you like a hawk now, I guess?
Take it easy and watch some porn, that's my

oh no, Sparkers. Hope you're ok. I guess you're probably in shock more than anything. Hope the pain doesn't increase once the shock wears off. They'll be watching you like a hawk now, I guess?
Take it easy and watch some porn, that's my advice
Took some painkillers. Knee feels better now, just a little ache in left hip, which i get on occasion anyway. Told me to let them knkw if anything gets worse or new pain. Got lunch shortly then a grooming session. If im OK, I might get my feet massaged and hair cut lol
 
Took some painkillers. Knee feels better now, just a little ache in left hip, which i get on occasion anyway. Told me to let them knkw if anything gets worse or new pain. Got lunch shortly then a grooming session. If im OK, I might get my feet massaged and hair cut lol
bloody right, you milk it for all it's worth.

"Nurse, I also hurt my dick. The pain's gone but the swelling's still there. Can you do something about it?"
 
Just had a fall. Slid off end of bed while typing my shoe lace. Right leg buckled under me and stuck against wardrobe. Couldn't move. Got hoisted back into bed and checked over. Obs OK and breathing fine. A few aches in knee and leg that buckled and slight ache lower back. Told to rest and take it easy and tk call if pain gets worse. Shock also caused me to lose control of bowel๐Ÿ˜ž
Hope things are OK ๐Ÿ‘
 
bloody right, you milk it for all it's worth.

"Nurse, I also hurt my dick. The pain's gone but the swelling's still there. Can you do something about it?"
Im always stroking when in bed in the evening. They have to check my legs for dates by taking measurements above and below knees. On thigh its very close to my groin and I've often had a semi by that point and hand sometimes brush against me as they reach under my thigh to get the tape round and oush tape right into my groin lol
 
Im always stroking when in bed in the evening. They have to check my legs for dates by taking measurements above and below knees. On thigh its very close to my groin and I've often had a semi by that point and hand sometimes brush against me as they reach under my thigh to get the tape round and oush tape right into my groin lol
And I bet you donโ€™t move to make it easier for them do you? You randy old goat๐Ÿ˜‰
 
Need ramps to get in to house as threshold quite high,.can just manoeuvre wheelchair round and into lounge..Just fits through lounge door with mm to spare. Everything else downstairs looks OK. Small ramps.needed to get in garden. Will have to rearrange furniture if I need a bed downstairs and use a commode.

Hand rail fitted to stairs and possibly stairs lift if I cant walk up stairs. Bathroom is very tight. Can't spin wheelchair round so getting onto toilet wil be a challenge. Bedroom access seems fine.

Any additions still need.ti be agreed by landlord tho so I may still have to move if she doesn't allow me.
Do you own the property or rent?
 
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