What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[smtst5]

An empty refrigerator

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Lots of things. None of them good

 

[JustDave478]

A stubbed toe

 

[smtst5]

I gave my last fuck today. A moment of silence please.

 

[mortis]

Golf lots of missed putts and bad drives.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Lots being said today!

 

[Stan_the_skin]

1 lego piece I'm missing, even with all the spares have.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Discovering I sliced my finger somehow… discovered by getting soap in it, yowch!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Toenail fungus. He let it get out of control for years.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Arghh.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Arghh.

How can an arghh make you drop the fbomb? Were you strangling someone and they escaped?

 

[Cindy027]

Discovering I sliced my finger somehow… discovered by getting soap in it, yowch!

I have a notepad on my desk at work, supplied by the bank. I can swear little gnomes come into my office while I sleep at night and sharpen the edges. A couple of times I have ended up with a paper cut on my finger and I only notice it when I peal my clementine for lunch, and it stings like a $%@!.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Discovering I sliced my finger somehow… discovered by getting soap in it, yowch!

Pain let's you know that you get live.


Scooby-Doo or Lilo & Stich band-aid?

 

[Hyacinthus151]

115 degrees! Fuck it was hot today

 

[HopefulRetirement]

115 degrees! Fuck it was hot today

But did you melt?

 

[Melodi24]

The husband working on a trailer all day. I swear he has used every loud ass tool he owns on that damn thing, FUCK!!!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

The husband working on a trailer all day. I swear he has used every loud ass tool he owns on that damn thing, FUCK!!!

ALMOST every loud ass tool he owns. Life's about the next big wallop!

 

[Melodi24]

ALMOST every loud ass tool he owns. Life's about the next big wallop!

Funny that you say that, I think I see that last one now, a fucking sledge hammer!!!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Funny that you say that, I think I see that last one now, a fucking sledge hammer!!!

But is he cursing yet? Nothing rings like a man with a sledgehammer while cursing so badly a sailor blushes.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Pain let's you know that you get live.


Scooby-Doo or Lilo & Stich band-aid?

Scooby-Doo please!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Scooby-Doo please!

For a limited time only, you're also entitled to a boo boo kiss and traditions Mexican "sana sana, colita de rana."

 

[Omegawolfen]

We bloody lost!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Finding congealed chunks in the half-and-half after I'd poured it into my coffee.

 

[beachbaby179]

Finding congealed chunks in the half-and-half after I'd poured it into my coffee.

I hate when that happens.

 

[Chillygirl]

This coffee line is slow today!!!