Anyone from the UK?

[jonnoback]

My back lawn is growing at tropical rate I think, seem to be cutting it every 2 weeks

How. Mine appears to be dead?

 

[joclfc]

How. Mine appears to be dead?

Wales, the green green grass of home

 

[nakedginger]

Morning all.

Misty start here but it’s cleared now

https://ibb.co/zhRPVRWw

Like autumn

 

[LittleGreene]

Like autumn

Certainly felt a little like that at dawn, but not now

 

[deft]

Brisk here, but bright.

 

[joclfc]

Pissing it down here now,very gloomy

 

[nakedginger]

My lawn keeps growing, need to shave it every three days

 

[SirSparky]

Morning all.

Going home for a home access visit to see how accessible my house is if I am still in a wheelchair and whay adaptions may be needed.

First time I will home in over 4 months

 

[jonnoback]

My lawn keeps growing, need to shave it every three days

Shaved mine on Monday. Slow growing so once a fortnight is enough to maintain baldness.

 

[jonnoback]

Morning all.

Going home for a home access visit to see how accessible my house is if I am still in a wheelchair and whay adaptions may be needed.

First time I will home in over 4 months

Fingers crossed mate.

 

[KindredFlame]

Lurking? I don’t lurk. UK is my home and I am not lurking in Devon but I do live there.

 

[Tigertiger55]

Morning all. Hope everyone’s having a great week so far. Just waiting for some wings up to sunny Scotland.

 

[Bigbackpack]

Morning all. Hope everyone’s having a great week so far. Just waiting for some wings up to sunny Scotland.

Glad it’s sunny somewhere. Very wet here in Wales this morning!

 

[Tigertiger55]

Glad it’s sunny somewhere. Very wet here in Wales this morning!

Merely hoping it’s sunny, based on no fact whatsoever

 

[jonnoback]

Lurking? I don’t lurk. UK is my home and I am not lurking in Devon but I do live there.

Jam or cream first?

 

[orangecurious]

morning

rain

sun

coffee

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I must've spent too much time on here.

I use fingerprint to unlock my laptop. This morning I got messages such as "move your finger up slightly", then "move your finger down a bit"

When I did get it in the right place I was kinder hoping for a satisfied moan

 

[nakedginger]

I must've spent too much time on here.

I use fingerprint to unlock my laptop. This morning I got messages such as "move your finger up slightly", then "move your finger down a bit"

When I did get it in the right place I was kinder hoping for a satisfied moan

Most men can't unlock their laptop like this.

 

[Celticlight]

Most men can't unlock their laptop like this.

Just mash it clumsily and aggressively for a little while, then assume the laptop was satisfied

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Just mash it clumsily and aggressively for a little while, then assume the laptop was satisfied

"have you tried turning it off and on again?"

 

[jonnoback]

Most men can't unlock their laptop like this.

Before track pads laptops used to have a clit in the middle of the keyboard. Most men couldn’t find it and it was a bugger to control when you did. Like it had a mind of its own.

 

[Ironfan]

"have you tried turning it off and on again?"

I've mastered turning off not so good at turning on.

Hoping the rain holds off for my run club

 

[deft]

Before track pads laptops used to have a clit in the middle of the keyboard. Most men couldn’t find it and it was a bugger to control when you did. Like it had a mind of its own.

I remember those being called a "nipple"... precisely so men could easily find it!

https://medium.com/hackernoon/we-need-to-talk-about-the-nipple-mouse-50fc18cfcebf

 

[jonnoback]

I remember those being called a "nipple"... precisely so men could easily find it!

https://medium.com/hackernoon/we-need-to-talk-about-the-nipple-mouse-50fc18cfcebf

No they were trading indicators. If the nipples were up on Page 3 then you bought. If they were down you sold.

 

[SirSparky]

Morning all.

Going home for a home access visit to see how accessible my house is if I am still in a wheelchair and whay adaptions may be needed.

First time I will home in over 4 months

Need ramps to get in to house as threshold quite high,.can just manoeuvre wheelchair round and into lounge..Just fits through lounge door with mm to spare. Everything else downstairs looks OK. Small ramps.needed to get in garden. Will have to rearrange furniture if I need a bed downstairs and use a commode.

Hand rail fitted to stairs and possibly stairs lift if I cant walk up stairs. Bathroom is very tight. Can't spin wheelchair round so getting onto toilet wil be a challenge. Bedroom access seems fine.

Any additions still need.ti be agreed by landlord tho so I may still have to move if she doesn't allow me.