The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[lifeis2short2b]

While it is true men are simple beings, feed me fuck me, the troubles often come after that initial infatuation fades.

This thread is about helping both genders understand each other better, to communicate better, and to forge stronger ties.

There are people here who find value in what this thread has provided and that warrants continuation of our goal of helping.

Yeah like a sense of humor !

Im sorry I don't need anyone to tell me how to treat people. If you don't know how to treat a woman or know what she wants/likes at this point of your life you never will. There is no such thing as a perfect relationship. If that's what your looking for Good Luck !
How many women here realize guys (you ? ) are blowing smoke up there ass just to get " Lit laid " ?

My origional comment was me just trying to bring a little humor to this thread. I'm pretty sure that's one of the little laid requirements.

 

[alwaystheguy1983]

Advice for All of Us on Lit
Because sometimes, what someone needs isn't sex - it's to feel seen.

It’s easy to forget, in a place like this, that there’s a real person behind the screen. A person with longing. A person with history. A person who might be carrying silence heavier than words can hold.

I’ve come to realize that many who reach out - especially those in sexless marriages - aren’t just here for sin or flirtation. They’re here because they ache to be touched - not just physically, but emotionally. They want to be seen. Heard. Chosen. Even for a moment.

So when someone messages you, pause before you dismiss or judge.

There might be desperation in their tone - but also vulnerability.
There might be innuendo - but also hope.
There might be a sexual request - but underneath, a human asking, “Am I still desirable? Am I still worth connection?”

And maybe your reply doesn’t have to be an invitation.
Maybe it can be a kindness. A boundary held with gentleness. A reminder that they’re not invisible.

And if you choose not to continue, let your silence not be cruel.
Because ghosting isn’t just absence - it’s an echo.
It leaves the other person questioning, doubting, unraveling the threads of what they shared with you.
Sometimes a gentle word of parting carries more kindness than a vanishing act.

Here on Lit, we play, we tease, we write - but we also carry each other, sometimes without even knowing.

So let’s be mindful. Let’s be kind.
Let’s remember: every message is a heartbeat trying not to disappear.

*Repost from the Sexless Marriage thread

This is fucking beautiful

 

[subdudeme13]

While it is true men are simple beings, feed me fuck me, the troubles often come after that initial infatuation fades.

This thread is about helping both genders understand each other better, to communicate better, and to forge stronger ties.

There are people here who find value in what this thread has provided and that warrants continuation of our goal of helping.

I may very well be one, I know I upset someone here, but some people are best taken blocked.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Yeah like a sense of humor !

Im sorry I don't need anyone to tell me how to treat people. If you don't know how to treat a woman or know what she wants/likes at this point of your life you never will. There is no such thing as a perfect relationship. If that's what your looking for Good Luck !
How many women here realize guys (you ? ) are blowing smoke up there ass just to get " Lit laid " ?

My origional comment was me just trying to bring a little humor to this thread. I'm pretty sure that's one of the little laid requirements.

I see where you are coming from and I do have a pretty good sense of humor.

But humor doesn't have to insult or hurt to be effective.

Thanks for your well wishes and hope you find a thread that fits your style.

 

[jacfox]

ATTENTION WOMEN WHO WANT TO GET LIT LAID !

This thread is hilarious. You have all these women giving details on how guys don't understand women and how they can get lit laid. Paragraphs and lists of things guys should do.
Its a known fact guys don't read maps or follow instructions. So the real problem is women don't understand guys !
We are easy, show up naked bring beer !

Thought the message was about how we get Lit laid, as in attracting women here, not how women can get laid. I think women quite probably know men are likely to get a hard-on if they turn up naked with beer, though whether the guys will still be sufficiently free of ED to manage it after the beer... I guess you're having your little joke. You probably never suffer from anything like that, huh? Have a good one!
PS I agree humour is an essential ingredient in relationships and sex, but it's about judging your audience, and your timing

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I may very well be one, I know I upset someone here, but some people are best taken blocked.

I have gotten better at understanding I just rub some people the wrong way.

But they are more than welcome to show me the proper rubbing techniques

 

[Carmina24]

Thought the message was about how we get Lit laid, as in attracting women here, not how women can get laid. I think women quite probably know men are likely to get a hard-on if they turn up naked with beer, though whether the guys will still be sufficiently free of ED to manage it after the beer... I guess you're having your little joke. You probably never suffer from anything like that, huh? Have a good one!
PS I agree humour is an essential ingredient in relationships and sex, but it's about judging your audience, and your timing

Threads like this are better when voices like yours show up - thoughtful, engaging, and actually on point. Thanks for bringing the conversation back to where it belongs!

 

[subdudeme13]

I have gotten better at understanding I just rub some people the wrong way.

But they are more than welcome to show me the proper rubbing techniques

Sometimes it helps to view previous post someone has made and you may detect a pattern. I have a few people on ignore. When one of there post comes up then it is blocked but you and opt to see it. It saves alot of wasted keystrokes, something you probably don't want to do when you are getting Lit Laid. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is!

 

[subdudeme13]

The Real Game

Gentlemen, come closer.
I’ll tell you a secret - though I’m not sure I should.

It’s not your body I want at first.
It’s your presence.
Your voice in the morning, your words at night.
The way you slip into my day until I can’t remember when you weren’t there.

We trade stories.
We laugh in the spaces between them.
We build a secret language only we can speak.
And then… you stop chasing.

That’s when I notice.
That’s when I want.

By the time I see the rest of you, it’s not curiosity - it’s hunger.
A slow-burn inferno that’s been building for days, weeks…
and when it breaks, it’s beautiful, ruinous, unforgettable.

Ladies - is it just me?

Men - here’s your lesson:
Woo her, but don’t rush her. Let the story write itself instead of skipping to the last page.
Be present in the small ways: the morning check-in, the shared joke, the question you actually listen to the answer of.
Make her feel seen, not just looked at.
Take your time as if you know the ending will be worth the wait.
Because it will be.
Slow is not passive - slow is deliberate.
It’s the difference between a match that flares and dies… and a fire that burns until she can’t sleep without its heat.
Don’t just want her body - earn her trust, her laughter, her anticipation.
And when she finally asks for more, it will be because she’s starving for you.

That’s the real game.

How did I miss this?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Sometimes it helps to view previous post someone has made and you may detect a pattern. I have a few people on ignore. When one of there post comes up then it is blocked but you and opt to see it. It saves alot of wasted keystrokes, something you probably don't want to do when you are getting Lit Laid. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is!

Oh I have over 150 on ignore. Lol

 

[lifeis2short2b]

Wow ! You people really need to lighten up a little.

I see where you are coming from and I do have a pretty good sense of humor.

But humor doesn't have to insult or hurt to be effective.

Thanks for your well wishes and hope you find a thread that fits your style.

I don"t see where anything was insulting. Again trying to bring humor into the subject and it gets turned into ED issues

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wow ! You people really need to lighten up a little.

I don"t see where anything was insulting. Again trying to bring humor into the subject and it gets turned into ED issues

Well we just are never going to get along so into the ignore bin you go

 

[lifeis2short2b]

Well we just are never going to get along so into the ignore bin you go

That's the world we live in. Silence the people you don't agree with instead of exchanging ideas. Enjoy your bubble

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Don't feed the trolls.

They adore any attention even if achieved through negative means.

 

[Carmina24]

That's the world we live in. Silence the people you don't agree with instead of exchanging ideas. Enjoy your bubble

With all due respect, I kindly ask that this thread remain positive and encouraging. I have not slighted you, nor anyone here. Our only wish is to share a space that spreads hope and joy. Thank you for understanding.

 

[lifeis2short2b]

Don't feed the trolls.

They adore any attention even if achieved through negative means.

Negative ? Troll ? LMAO ! DM and we can have an intelligent conversation on the subject. I do not need an audience. But you won't.

 

[Carmina24]

Negative ? Troll ? LMAO ! DM and we can have an intelligent conversation on the subject. I do not need an audience. But you won't.

I humbly reply as co-creator of this thread. The purpose of this space has always been to remain positive, respectful, and encouraging. I prefer to keep all conversations here, where the community can share in the spirit of hope and humour. If that doesn’t suit you, I completely understand, but please respect the intention of this thread.

 

[lifeis2short2b]

I humbly reply as co-creator of this thread. The purpose of this space has always been to remain positive, respectful, and encouraging. I prefer to keep all conversations here, where the community can share in the spirit of hope and humour. If that doesn’t suit you, I completely understand, but please respect the intention of this thread.

Carmine, I respect your wishes it's your thread. I in no way meant to disrespect it. I like I stated was bringing humor into the subject. Strange how I was attcked for that. Obviously this thread is to serious. I will ignore unless quoted.
I really wish you people Luck.

 

[Carmina24]

Carmine, I respect your wishes it's your thread. I in no way meant to disrespect it. I like I stated was bringing humor into the subject. Strange how I was attcked for that. Obviously this thread is to serious. I will ignore unless quoted.
I really wish you people Luck.

Mr. @lifeis2short2b , I am Carmina. Pleased to make your acquaintance, and pleased to have you visit our humble thread. May I invite you to read from the beginning, so you’ll see that our only wish here is to spread positivity and hope. I extend my hand in friendship - will you take it?

 

[lifeis2short2b]

Mr. @lifeis2short2b , I am Carmina. Pleased to make your acquaintance, and pleased to have you visit our humble thread. May I invite you to read from the beginning, so you’ll see that our only wish here is to spread positivity and hope. I extend my hand in friendship - will you take it?

Carmina,
Thank you dropping the tone down. Emails/ texts can be taken out of context so many times.
I have read a few posts to get what the thread is about. You pretty much summed it up in the opening post. Like I said from the beginning I was just trying to add humor to the thread. I speak from the heart, I'm pretty sure I'll piss someone else off.

Good luck to all

 

[subdudeme13]

Mr. @lifeis2short2b , I am Carmina. Pleased to make your acquaintance, and pleased to have you visit our humble thread. May I invite you to read from the beginning, so you’ll see that our only wish here is to spread positivity and hope. I extend my hand in friendship - will you take it?

I guess I could look look at the ignored content but why.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Perhaps we should also take a lesson from the Wife of Bath's Tale in Chaucer. The Wife of Bath herself is a good lesson, but her tale does have some resonance. She recounted the story of a knight of Arthur's Table who was found to have raped a virgin. Arthur and the other knights decided he should be decapitated as punishment, but the ladies of the court interceded, demanding the young knight be given a second chance. It was decided that if, in the next three days, he could tell them what a woman most wants, he would be spared.

He asked woman after woman, and each gave a different answer; in despair he began his ride back to Camelot. On the way he came upon a loathsome lady, aged, wrinkled, and ugly. She had an answer, and with this last bit of hope, he took the woman up on his horse and returned to the castle. He addressed the assembly with her answer: "what woman wants most is to have her own way." he declared. All reflected on his response, and the women agreed it was true. He was spared, but was required to wed the loathsome lady.

Once in the bridal chamber, the Loathsome Lady revealed herself to be a beautiful young woman. She asked the knight if he'd prefer she be beautiful only at night, when he could see her, or only during the day, when others would see her. In response, he said that the choice should be hers. In return for him allowing her to have her way, she remained beautiful day and night.

Lesson learned.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Perhaps we should also take a lesson from the Wife of Bath's Tale in Chaucer. The Wife of Bath herself is a good lesson, but her tale does have some resonance. She recounted the story of a knight of Arthur's Table who was found to have raped a virgin. Arthur and the other knights decided he should be decapitated as punishment, but the ladies of the court interceded, demanding the young knight be given a second chance. It was decided that if, in the next three days, he could tell them what a woman most wants, he would be spared.

He asked woman after woman, and each gave a different answer; in despair he began his ride back to Camelot. On the way he came upon a loathsome lady, aged, wrinkled, and ugly. She had an answer, and with this last bit of hope, he took the woman up on his horse and returned to the castle. He addressed the assembly with her answer: "what woman wants most is to have her own way." he declared. All reflected on his response, and the women agreed it was true. He was spared, but was required to wed the loathsome lady.

Once in the bridal chamber, the Loathsome Lady revealed herself to be a beautiful young woman. She asked the knight if he'd prefer she be beautiful only at night, when he could see her, or only during the day, when others would see her. In response, he said that the choice should be hers. In return for him allowing her to have her way, she remained beautiful day and night.

Lesson learned.

A+

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Perhaps we should also take a lesson from the Wife of Bath's Tale in Chaucer. The Wife of Bath herself is a good lesson, but her tale does have some resonance. She recounted the story of a knight of Arthur's Table who was found to have raped a virgin. Arthur and the other knights decided he should be decapitated as punishment, but the ladies of the court interceded, demanding the young knight be given a second chance. It was decided that if, in the next three days, he could tell them what a woman most wants, he would be spared.

He asked woman after woman, and each gave a different answer; in despair he began his ride back to Camelot. On the way he came upon a loathsome lady, aged, wrinkled, and ugly. She had an answer, and with this last bit of hope, he took the woman up on his horse and returned to the castle. He addressed the assembly with her answer: "what woman wants most is to have her own way." he declared. All reflected on his response, and the women agreed it was true. He was spared, but was required to wed the loathsome lady.

Once in the bridal chamber, the Loathsome Lady revealed herself to be a beautiful young woman. She asked the knight if he'd prefer she be beautiful only at night, when he could see her, or only during the day, when others would see her. In response, he said that the choice should be hers. In return for him allowing her to have her way, she remained beautiful day and night.

Lesson learned.

Awesome!

Thanks for sharing that story!

 

[Carmina24]

Perhaps we should also take a lesson from the Wife of Bath's Tale in Chaucer. The Wife of Bath herself is a good lesson, but her tale does have some resonance. She recounted the story of a knight of Arthur's Table who was found to have raped a virgin. Arthur and the other knights decided he should be decapitated as punishment, but the ladies of the court interceded, demanding the young knight be given a second chance. It was decided that if, in the next three days, he could tell them what a woman most wants, he would be spared.

He asked woman after woman, and each gave a different answer; in despair he began his ride back to Camelot. On the way he came upon a loathsome lady, aged, wrinkled, and ugly. She had an answer, and with this last bit of hope, he took the woman up on his horse and returned to the castle. He addressed the assembly with her answer: "what woman wants most is to have her own way." he declared. All reflected on his response, and the women agreed it was true. He was spared, but was required to wed the loathsome lady.

Once in the bridal chamber, the Loathsome Lady revealed herself to be a beautiful young woman. She asked the knight if he'd prefer she be beautiful only at night, when he could see her, or only during the day, when others would see her. In response, he said that the choice should be hers. In return for him allowing her to have her way, she remained beautiful day and night.

Lesson learned.

A most beautiful story, and so perfectly timed! Thank you.