Trump has started talking about dying & going to heaven

[RoryN]

LOL, heaven.

Donald Trump shares fears he won't go to heaven as he says he's 'not doing well'

Donald Trump appeared on Fox and Friends to give an update on his meet-up yesterday with Volodymyr Zelensky but appeared more concerned if he was going to heaven.

President Donald Trump told Fox News this morning that he was worried he might "not get to heaven", so he is actively trying to make changes, including trying to stop the Russia-Ukraine war.

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/trump-tells-fox-hosts-hes-1338143

Trump's afterlife fear sparks fresh health concerns as president admits 'I'm not doing well'

Donald Trump has sparked fresh health fears after admitting he's worried he won't get into heaven, with social media users speculating that "he knows he's dying"

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-heaven-fears-health-1339753

 

[MajorRewrite]

Sorry, getting into heaven was only on the table if he ended the war on “day one” as promised.

God is the original tough negotiator.

 

[Saint_Ann]

That's why he is beloved.

 

[BillyWalrus]

Fuck him and all his cult members.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Fuck him and all his cult members.

You should probably wear a rubber.

 

[RoryN]

I love the smell of triggered Deplorable in the morning.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I love the smell of triggered Deplorable in the morning.

How old are they? Lol.

 

[eric_erosfan]

LOL, heaven.

Donald Trump shares fears he won't go to heaven as he says he's 'not doing well'

Donald Trump appeared on Fox and Friends to give an update on his meet-up yesterday with Volodymyr Zelensky but appeared more concerned if he was going to heaven.

President Donald Trump told Fox News this morning that he was worried he might "not get to heaven", so he is actively trying to make changes, including trying to stop the Russia-Ukraine war.

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/trump-tells-fox-hosts-hes-1338143

Trump's afterlife fear sparks fresh health concerns as president admits 'I'm not doing well'

Donald Trump has sparked fresh health fears after admitting he's worried he won't get into heaven, with social media users speculating that "he knows he's dying"

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-heaven-fears-health-1339753

We need new threads daily about this happy subject.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Dead pedophiles don't go to heaven.

 

[ll74]

Dead pedophiles don't go to heaven.

Which heaven?

 

[eric_erosfan]

When Trump is buried it will be a legendary worm feast. All worms in south Florida will congregate to this once in a lifetime gorging.

 

[Biglibido99]

When Trump is buried it will be a legendary worm feast. All worms in south Florida will congregate to this once in a lifetime gorging.

Yes, the MAGAts will gorge on his putrid flesh - that's the wish of all cult members

 

[eric_erosfan]

Yes, the MAGAts will gorge on his putrid flesh - that's the wish of all cult members

Lol. Literal Last Supper.

 

[Biglibido99]

Lol. Literal Last Supper.

Yes, he truly is the chosen one - the self-proclaimed "christians" will be wailing "body of Trump" instead of "body of Christ", lol
I mean, they're already far into blasphemy – 'empathy is evil' – so what's another sacrilege?

Let's hope "The Rapture" happens soon - they all deserve to ascend skywards

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Which heaven?

Shut it, faggot.

 

[showzeroff]

LOL, heaven.

Donald Trump shares fears he won't go to heaven as he says he's 'not doing well'

Donald Trump appeared on Fox and Friends to give an update on his meet-up yesterday with Volodymyr Zelensky but appeared more concerned if he was going to heaven.

President Donald Trump told Fox News this morning that he was worried he might "not get to heaven", so he is actively trying to make changes, including trying to stop the Russia-Ukraine war.

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/trump-tells-fox-hosts-hes-1338143

Trump's afterlife fear sparks fresh health concerns as president admits 'I'm not doing well'

Donald Trump has sparked fresh health fears after admitting he's worried he won't get into heaven, with social media users speculating that "he knows he's dying"

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-heaven-fears-health-1339753

I love this guy. I've supported him for 10 years. He's the greatest president in the last 100 years. May God protect him.

 

[Robin_Starveling]

Who cares what he says? A half-baked eccentric with his finger jammed in the dam, but it won’t hold for long. Just buying time before the inevitable. His term is purgatory before the next fateful election that will decide the fate of the West. I’m not optimistic; he’s mortgaged America’s future for Arab capital on his latest tour. Sharing fate with jihadists never ends well. Europe is gone. You’re next. Best time to learn Mandarin.

 

[ll74]

Shut it, faggot.

Lol

 

[RoryN]

He's the greatest president in the last 100 years.

Given that you can probably only name two, that's not saying much. (Hint: Kenny Chesney wasn't one.)

 

[Saint_Ann]

Given that you can probably only name two, that's not saying much. (Hint: Kenny Chesney wasn't one.)

'Probably' should be your middle name. Lol.

 

[RobDownSouth]

When Trump is buried it will be a legendary worm feast. All worms in south Florida will congregate to this once in a lifetime gorging.

My favorite comment about Trump's eventual passing
"When Trump passes away, there will be more urine on the floor of his mausoleum than on the floor of Yankee Stadium men's room between innings."

 

[showzeroff]

Given that you can probably only name two, that's not saying much. (Hint: Kenny Chesney wasn't one.)

TDS is real. You can get help.

 

[Biglibido99]

TDS is real. You can get help.

Yea, you're a good example of it - Total Dumb Shit - but it's unfortunate that there's no cure for you

 

[colddiesel]

Fuck him and all his cult members.

God, Trump, or both?

 

[eric_erosfan]

I love reading subject lines like this.