Oi, pmann... What do you think of my outfit?

[aussiegeekygal]

This kind of thing never fits me either. It's like people don't have long legs?

No to mention the camel toe I normally sport with poorly fitted rompers

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I went shopping today. Found these beauties. Thought of you @Lord Pmann
Ironically I also bought a Laura Ashley wool blazer. Tweed. Also a beauty

Behold!
My new favorite pants

What does it say about me that I like this look?
70s Disco funky fun

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oi, @Lord Pmann

I call these my "vagina pants"

Whaddya think?!

https://i.ibb.co/4Y1jnSV/icallthesemyvagpants.jpg

 

[Photog1rl]

Oi, @Lord Pmann

I call these my "vagina pants"

Whaddya think?!

https://i.ibb.co/4Y1jnSV/icallthesemyvagpants.jpg

But are you wearing gold crocs?

 

[Daddydomtex48]

I went shopping today. Found these beauties. Thought of you @Lord Pmann
Ironically I also bought a Laura Ashley wool blazer. Tweed. Also a beauty

Behold!
My new favorite pants

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So beautiful

 

[aussiegeekygal]

But are you wearing gold crocs?

Of course!!

So beautiful

I can't tell if this is sarcasm

 

[Daddydomtex48]

Of course!!

I can't tell if this is sarcasm

No your hot af in my opinion

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No your hot af in my opinion

Lol. Pmann is gonna eat you alive

 

[Daddydomtex48]

Lol. Pmann is gonna eat you alive

Who n y

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Lol. Pmann is gonna eat you alive

To be fair, it’s possible to be hot and dress like a trash panda

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oi, @Lord Pmann

I call these my "vagina pants"

Whaddya think?!

https://i.ibb.co/4Y1jnSV/icallthesemyvagpants.jpg

WTF is this? This is what happens when a hippie fucks a pair of Z Cavariccis. God. This is maybe the worst yet.

These pants look like they’re from a terrible episode of Saved By The Bell. You look like Gay C. Slater.

This pair of pants makes me hate you. In 3 more days, I’m having your ass deported. Reason listed: *see pic*

I can't tell if this is sarcasm

At best it was sarcasm. Most likely it was just a lie.

Lol. Pmann is gonna eat you alive

He is just a liar who is trying to get in your awful pants. I don’t know why. But he is. If he gets in there, he needs to be careful. There will be twigs and trail mixed all knotted up in that hippie bush.

To be fair, it’s possible to be hot and dress like a trash panda

A trash panda wouldn’t be caught dead in those. I feel like she had these custom made just to annoy me. Like, there’s no way those are in production. Where the hell would a person go to find these pants?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Where the hell would a person go to find these pants?

I got them for free from the community closet

 

[Lord Pmann]

I got them for free from the community closet

You still paid too much.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just interviewed and hired a nanny.
Wearing this

Whaddya think, pmann?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think @Lord Pmann needs me to tag him

 

[Lord Pmann]

I just interviewed and hired a nanny.
Wearing this

Whaddya think, pmann?

Oh. My. God.

What the fuck is this? That poor nanny. Did she think she was interviewing for the family from The Hills Have Eyes? But like, with way worse fashion sense? This is criminal.

I presume she didn't take the job, as she had to assume, based on that outfit alone, that you wouldn't be able to pay her weekly wage. Not in cash, anyway. Maybe you could offer her some handmade hacky sacks, jewelry, tie-die shirts or organic deodorant that doesn't work.

Drawstrings on long pants? FFS.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I finally took some fashion advice from @Lord Pmann

#lobsters

Whaddya think?

 

[Photog1rl]

I finally took some fashion advice from @Lord Pmann

#lobsters

Whaddya think?

I bet he has shorts or pants with lobsters on them.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I bet he has shorts or pants with lobsters on them.

Oh, we know he does

 

[Endless_Night]

I finally took some fashion advice from @Lord Pmann

#lobsters

Whaddya think?

*blinks*

Are those . . . french fries?

I bet he has shorts or pants with lobsters on them.

Pants, if I recall correctly. It was quite the topic on Litiquette several years back.

 

[Apisto42]

*blinks*

Are those . . . french fries?

even crustaceans like fried potatoes with salt.

 

[Endless_Night]

even crustaceans like fried potatoes with salt.

Noted.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Are those . . . french fries?

Yes.
And salt shakers.

I'm so cool (or something )

 

[Apisto42]

Yes.
And salt shakers.

I'm so cool (or something )

You’ve got to be at least confident to put that on (and pull it off). Which is at the root of coolness.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I finally took some fashion advice from @Lord Pmann

#lobsters

Whaddya think?

Well, it's the best thing I have seen you wear.

*blinks*

Are those . . . french fries?


Pants, if I recall correctly. It was quite the topic on Litiquette several years back.

I bet he has shorts or pants with lobsters on them.

I have shorts, pants, boxers and socks. Lobsters (followed by crabs) are the preppiest of all crustaceans. This is well known.