Naughty Notion of the Day

[KimberlyG]

I was checking out at Nordstroms when the cashier said, "strip down and facing me". By the time I realized he meant the credit card, it was too late.

 

[BDA73]

I was checking out at Nordstroms when the cashier said, "strip down and facing me". By the time I realized he meant the credit card, it was too late.

Oh..what did you do..push a shoulder strap down?

 

[OldSoldier96]

I’d think the cashier definitely enjoyed it anyways.

 

[CuriousRick]

My cashier asked if I wanted my milk in a bag. I said I prefer to keep it in the jug.

 

[cadman7777]

I say that when a woman is paying cash

 

[dz2681]

I was checking out at Nordstroms when the cashier said, "strip down and facing me". By the time I realized he meant the credit card, it was too late.

Some people have all the luck

 

[Hipshot1554]

I was checking out at Nordstroms when the cashier said, "strip down and facing me". By the time I realized he meant the credit card, it was too late.

Good one!

 

[windwater]

Chicken for dinner tonight - 'thighs or breasts?'

"yes"

 

[SissyBrandi19]

Naughty Joke Of The Day...

What do you call the act of ejaculating in the woman's mouth?

Loading the dishwasher.

 

[KimberlyG]

Chicken for dinner tonight - 'thighs or breasts?'

"yes"

It's a fielder's choice night, as long as there is some special sauce.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

It's a fielder's choice night, as long as there is some special sauce.

Nothing sexier than a hot white woman with solid baseball acumen.

 

[KimberlyG]

Nothing sexier than a hot white woman with solid baseball acumen.

Well, I do like a mina who knows how to get to home base.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Careful what you wish for. I love sliding in to home…