Anyone from the UK?

[nakedginger]

You must throw excellent DPs!

Well they all seemed satisfied which is what it's all about.

 

[MrGoatee]

Satisfaction guaranteed?

 

[nakedginger]

Satisfaction guaranteed?

Nothing in life is guarenteed

 

[MrGoatee]

Nothing in life is guarenteed

Very true, but to aim for satisfaction is noble

 

[Foxed]

I clearly remember my first attempt at a DP. My friend, her bf, and his mate. It wasn’t a success, TBH. But they thanked me for trying

 

[MrGoatee]

Never had the privilege to be involved unfortunately

 

[jonnoback]

I clearly remember my first attempt at a DP. My friend, her bf, and his mate. It wasn’t a success, TBH. But they thanked me for trying

Life isn’t a bed of roses. And if it were someone’s arse is bound to get pricked

Now - more tea Vicar?

 

[deft]

I clearly remember my first attempt at a DP. My friend, her bf, and his mate. It wasn’t a success, TBH. But they thanked me for trying

Did everybody eat well, at least?

 

[nakedginger]

Just for clarity .. I was serving at an actual dinner party yesterday.

 

[MrGoatee]

Just for clarity .. I was serving at an actual dinner party yesterday.

We can dream though? Lol

 

[deft]

Just for clarity .. I was serving at an actual dinner party yesterday.

I thought that's what "DP" stands for?

 

[nakedginger]

We can dream though? Lol

Be my guest.

 

[MrGoatee]

Be my guest.

Ooh, a party invitation?

 

[Foxed]

Did everybody eat well, at least?

I was certainly full

 

[Foxed]

I thought that's what "DP" stands for?

Obviously

 

[Foxed]

Just for clarity .. I was serving at an actual dinner party yesterday.

Absolutely! I was only 22. My first (and only) attempt.

 

[nakedginger]

Ooh, a party invitation?

It was a party with a twist

 

[MrGoatee]

It was a party with a twist

Sounds a very nice party.

 

[deft]

It was a party with a twist

Oooh, interesting! I hope there weren't any wankers there.

 

[nakedginger]

Oooh, interesting! I hope there weren't any wankers there.

All polite and intelligent Gentlemen.

 

[MrGoatee]

All polite and intelligent Gentlemen.

Good guests for a good hostess

 

[deft]

All polite and intelligent Gentlemen.

And very discerning!

 

[nakedginger]

And very discerning!

That was my impression.

 

[Foxed]

I’m happy to have a couple of mates around for a cucumber sandwich.

 

[deft]

I’m happy to have a couple of mates around for a cucumber sandwich.

It's nice to share a cucumber, right?