What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[deft]

Hello, darkness my old friend. I've come to talk to you again. Because a vision softly creeping. Of your clock that will soon be beeping.

How's that for a lullaby?

It was going swimmingly until I misread the word “clock”

 

[ericalauren]

I’m so excited for fall!

 

[barefootgirl69]

It was going swimmingly until I misread the word “clock”

Well, if it's  not your clock beeping, you should see a doctor.

 

[munch2much]

It was going swimmingly until I misread the word “clock”

Hickory dockery dick, a mouse ran up my…

 

[SimplyMsT]

I’m thinking that was a bust

 

[QwertyMaster]

Why is it so hard to check the dates on a comment?

Thirstyness?

Probably because of all the blood missing from their brain.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Definitely looking forward to Sunday. It's supposed to drop 10 degrees and stay that way. Another 5 degrees more on Tuesday.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Just be grateful and hush up.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Just be grateful and hush up.

Yes, ma’am…

 

[positiveflirt]

Why is it so hard to check the dates on a comment?

*makes a mental note to reply to this in six years*

 

[ALovelyNudist]

How difficult is it for people to do their job properly???

 

[ShaneoD]

I swear I was planning to innocently check lit before going to bed and not end up with an erection

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was going to comment on that, but I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.

 

[Wisconsin65]

I was going to comment on that, but I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.

What's so "hard" about answering that?

 

[Chillygirl]

Ever ordered a sex toy and when it comes in you go “what the hell was I thinking?!”

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ever ordered a sex toy and when it comes in you go “what the hell was I thinking?!”

No, but now I'm curious.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

No, but now I'm curious.

You and me both!

 

[Chillygirl]

No, but now I'm curious.

You and me both!

In a horny haze months ago I think I overestimated what I could handle…I don’t remember ordering something I could use as a weapon

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Ever ordered a sex toy and when it comes in you go “what the hell was I thinking?!”

I am intrigued...

 

[barefootgirl69]

In a horny haze months ago I think I overestimated what I could handle…I don’t remember ordering something I could use as a weapon

I'm wiping my eyes laughing and trying not to visualize you beating the crap out of an intruder with that...um...weapon.

 

[Chillygirl]

I'm wiping my eyes laughing and trying not to visualize you beating the crap out of an intruder with that...um...weapon.

Wouldn’t that make a hilarious police report! The bruises would be wild!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is this a good time to say, "Gosh, @Chillygirl, you really cocked that up!"





(I'll stop my comedy show now!)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wouldn’t that make a hilarious police report! The bruises would be wild!

In the ER trying to explain what happened.

 

[Chillygirl]

In the ER trying to explain what happened.

And this is a small town where everything makes it into the paper or facebook!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

And this is a small town where everything makes it into the paper or facebook!

Headline: Cock of the whack (walk)

"A local man was transported to a nearby hospital where he was treated for injuries sustained when attempting to break and enter..."