Cock Talk

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Off topic, but I feel like I need to inform you that I bought my first pair of proper Crocs. Not Croc brand wedge sandals, or ballet flats, just plain old Crocs. Not as awesome as your gold pair, that I can only aspire to, but they do have Mickey shaped holes so they made my kids cringe as much as if they were gold!

Crocs? Really? I had such high hopes for you... ...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Crocs? Really? I had such high hopes for you... ...

I have TONS of shoes, 90% are heels of some sort. But, my feet hurt in Disneyworld and those were my only option!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I have TONS of shoes, 90% are heals of some sort. But, my feet hurt in Disneyworld and those were my only option!

I would have tackled Goofy or Micky first and stole theirs!
Hell I would probably have tried to whittle a pair of clogs out of drift wood before wearing crocs!!!
(I think you might have hit a nerve)

 

[MindYaBitness]

I would have tackled Goofy or Micky first and stole theirs!
Hell I would probably have tried to whittle a pair of clogs out of drift wood before wearing crocs!!!
(I think you might have hit a nerve)

There, there, my pet. I promise not post pics of lingerie & Crocs at the same time. Your boner is safe.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Note to self... click her links cautiously

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Crocs? Really? I had such high hopes for you... ...

Shut your face while you're talking to me!

All hail the Crocs!

 

[TomTeacher19]

In general, what underwear are you wearing more times than not?

Cotton boxers

What underwear do you like to see someone wearing? (Yes, we all know you prefer they’re not wearing underwear or you’re going to answer ‘whatever makes them comfortable’, but what do YOU prefer to see them wearing)?

I have a fairly massive fetish/link/love affair with women and their panties and frankly I don't think there is a bad option. G strings and thongs tend to show a lot and have some nice benefits but boy shorts and regular panties and even Granny panties can all be fantastic

What underwear is the worst to see on another person?

Dirty

What is the most uncomfortable underwear you’ve worn?

I don't really remember any uncomfortable ones that I actually kept wearing

Why do you think wearing sexy underwear makes you feel sexy when nobody even knows you’re wearing it?

It's proximity to genitals and imagining people's reactions to discovering you are wearing it

Have you ever regretted going commando? Why?

Once. Zipper.

If you could design a new type of underwear, what would you design?

I don't know. One that transforms into a condom instantly?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

There, there, my pet. I promise not post pics of lingerie & Crocs at the same time. Your boner is safe.

New thread idea!

 

[MindYaBitness]

New thread idea!

It could be the bo er killer thread, for when you absolutely need your libido to be shut down!

Shut your face while you're talking to me!

All hail the Crocs!

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All hail the Queen!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Shut your face while you're talking to me!

All hail the Crocs!

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My eyes don't burn if I scroll down far enough to keep the crocs cropped out

 

[Apisto42]

If your dick tastes like garlic I may just eat it

Note to self: coat cock in homemade garlic butter before meeting AAG

I have TONS of shoes, 90% are heels of some sort. But, my feet hurt in Disneyworld and those were my only option!

That’s where I bought my first pair of crocs!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Tag checks out.

Is alliteration not an acceptable literary device for sapiosex?!?

 

[Apisto42]

One dick, two dicks, three dicks more!

When I have a naughty dream, it’s more of like a general aura and sense of knowing what’s going on - not direct explicit images. Sometimes there’s a flash of… movement, maybe, but never a full on flash, y’know?

Same thing goes with the lady bits, even my own remain a mystery. Maybe I need to look in the mirror more often

You totally should. If you need help, video call me and I’ll walk you through it. Cause I’m all helpful like that.

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Do you dream in genitalia or generalities?

Usually a chaotic mess. If sexy things happen it’s totally random and usually fucking weird.

Do you spend your regenerative hours looking back, fondling the mammaries memories of youth and jubilation? Or are you a creative, mapping out future plans for cuntquest conquests in dim-Lit (getit?)

Heh

motel rooms after narrowly avoiding a disaster at a Coldplay concert?

Fucking idiots.
But to answer the question, I’m horrible at planning things. Usually my most exciting sexy times have been the universe (and very friendly generous girls) being nice (so very nice) to me.

How wild do your dreams actually get, on the scale of kissing in the rain being 1 and whatever the hell @aussiegeekygal has been accomplishing (love and respect and jealousy to you ) being a 10? Is dreamland you more adventurous?

Somewhere between horror (a relative was in one) and a solid 8. Only an eight because I’ve never had a dream orgasm. Most disappointing to wake up right before climax. Aching, throbbing, and no release.

Have you made any of these dreams come into reality, in some way or another? Have they inspired different play experiences with your partner/friends, did you write about it, jerk off about it? See a therapist about it?

Nope. My subconscious is better left to its own devices.

Have you dreamt about anyone from Lit? Don’t lie to meeeeeeeeeeeee, I can tell you’re lying. Tell us the truth

Yes. @aussiegeekygal showed up in one. Kissed me, whispered in my ear that she was going to seduce my wife and walked away. It was most discombobulating.