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I thought guys called their vehicles "her." Mine have all had boy names but my boat is a her! 🤭🤭



Boats are hers. It was that . . . or whores.


You'll know that I won a 9-digit lottery jackpot when I have bought a boat, because then I can hire the crew to tend to it.


Cars and trucks and tractors are either boys or girls. The truck is Petunia, the old one was/is Fred. The motorcycles are Zelda and Morticia. The old cars are Fred-something. The new car doesn't have a name.


Yet . . . .
 
There was so much st000pid at work yesterday that I wrote a windy email to management simply relating the st000pid to them so that they can have an idea for when we go into this weekly situation meeting this afternoon. I think that I managed to describe each st000pid for their reading enjoyment.


Thinking only of others . . . .
 
Boats are hers. It was that . . . or whores.


You'll know that I won a 9-digit lottery jackpot when I have bought a boat, because then I can hire the crew to tend to it.


Cars and trucks and tractors are either boys or girls. The truck is Petunia, the old one was/is Fred. The motorcycles are Zelda and Morticia. The old cars are Fred-something. The new car doesn't have a name.


Yet . . . .
Henrietta?
 
Stoopid doesnt go away. I have spent 27 years with this company telling our teams to:

Document what you do
In legible hand writing or typed notes and
Set out your reasoning for your decisions

What happens .... our Regulator does an investigation and guess what they find

No file notes
Handwritten notes that do exist are illegible; and
No Reasoning or rationale for decisions

Now I am an English Gentleman and don't swear but

WHAT THE FUCK!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAgh that feels better

Bye for now
 
Stoopid doesnt go away. I have spent 27 years with this company telling our teams to:

Document what you do
In legible hand writing or typed notes and
Set out your reasoning for your decisions

What happens .... our Regulator does an investigation and guess what they find

No file notes
Handwritten notes that do exist are illegible; and
No Reasoning or rationale for decisions

Now I am an English Gentleman and don't swear but

WHAT THE FUCK!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAgh that feels better

Bye for now



Really. Follow Simple Instructions. ALL The Fucking Time.


They cannot even fill out the daily notes for their jobs (allegedly) knowing that annual bonuses ride on it (or at least that's the threat).


Fuck, Wat's annual income should double then . . . .
 
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