I had a dream about you and me doing some peyote in the desert and we had a vision quest together and you woke up with my portrait tattooed on your cleavage.... I dont really like you that way but thought it only fair that you know.
*closes scrapbook*It’s always the ones you suspect the least that’s sending the newspaper clippings
That wasn't a tattoo. You'd buried your face there. We've discussed the effects of drugs on you before....I had a dream about you and me doing some peyote in the desert and we had a vision quest together and you woke up with my portrait tattooed on your cleavage.... I dont really like you that way but thought it only fair that you know.
Exactly, the image they've made up is based on a few pics, and maybe stalking some posts. Their imaginary me is not my responsibility to confirm or maintain.
My damn subconscious won’t give me sexy dreams
Hands down one of the best threads out there!
My IRL partner is not interested in hearing any details about my prior sexual life
Kind of? Not exactly. It’s complicated.
Yes
Hm, been a long time since I was in the dating world but I’d say any time if it comes up organically. If it doesn’t, somewhere between the 3rd and 10th date probably
Happier not knowing. I’m okay with generalities but I don’t want details. Except in specific situations. They’ll know I want details because I’ll ask for details.
Yes. Why? Uhhhh… well, good question. Why am I the way that I am?
Not that I can think of
Cheeky or high rise aka granny panties
I generally think cheeky are the sexiest on women. On men… I’ll be honest, I don’t give a lot of thought to their underwear. Boxer briefs maybe?
Anything that looks too tight/uncomfortable. I’m also not a fan of latex.
The thongs that come with babydoll lingerie. They never fit even close to correctly.
Sexy secret!
I don’t really like to go commando. I don’t find it that comfortable. But I can’t think of a specific instance that I regret.
Underwear that both looks cute and stays in its assigned spot
Probably God. Or random chance. Stupid nonsensical universe.
I’m picturing photos where your butt is perfectly obscured by a peach or your chest is blocked by two watermelons…
Tighty whites, by far. They always look stretched out.
A thong. Never again.
It just makes me hold myself differently, I think. More confidently.
Yes, I don’t like sleeping commando most of the time (unless I’m just not wearing anything) - my sleeping shorts aren’t comfortable without underwear. They ride up too much.
I’m not creative enough to come up with anything. Something sexy that’s also comfortable, I guess.
Is latex underwear a thing?
Yes, yes it is. It's sweaty. And it chafes.
Okay, I looked it up and I guess I was aware of them, but I thought that was more of a costume thing rather than something someone would actually wear.
I wore a pair under a dress. It had a matching bra, and texture was perfect to keep a remote vibe in place. 30 minutes into the date I went into the bathroom and took them off. My spouse never knew, I didnt have time to give the remote to vibe to him before they were off.
I've always thought it's like getting a letter through the mail at home, saying "You are the missing parts of my heart, soul and body. Fate and destiny command that we must be together forever. I must have you for mine or die..."
I’m just going to go on record as saying that I almost never remember ANY dreams that I’ve had when I sleep. Like almost none of them. Let alone sexy dreams. It just so seldom happens.One dick, two dicks, three dicks more!
When I have a naughty dream, it’s more of like a general aura and sense of knowing what’s going on - not direct explicit images. Sometimes there’s a flash of… movement, maybe, but never a full on flash, y’know?
Same thing goes with the lady bits, even my own remain a mystery. Maybe I need to look in the mirror more often
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Do you dream in genitalia or generalities?
Do you spend your regenerative hours looking back, fondling themammariesmemories of youth and jubilation? Or are you a creative, mapping out future plans forcuntquestconquests in dim-Lit (getit?) motel rooms after narrowly avoiding a disaster at a Coldplay concert?
How wild do your dreams actually get, on the scale of kissing in the rain being 1 and whatever the hell @aussiegeekygal has been accomplishing (love and respect and jealousy to you) being a 10? Is dreamland you more adventurous?
Have you made any of these dreams come into reality, in some way or another? Have they inspired different play experiences with your partner/friends, did you write about it, jerk off about it? See a therapist about it?
Have you dreamt about anyone from Lit? Don’t lie to meeeeeeeeeeeee, I can tell you’re lying. Tell us the truth
Baby powder or better yet, cornstarch
Isn’t that how breadsticks are made?
Gold Bond Medicated or Monkey Butt powder... They are the friends of many construction workers!
I won't be getting the unlimited breadsticks at Olive Garden anymore...Isn’t that how breadsticks are made?
If your dick tastes like garlic I may just eat itIsn’t that how breadsticks are made?
Don’t mind me while I buy all the garlic and start taking garlic pills.
Please, PLEASE, watch the movie Chef, and enjoy the hush puppy reference.Isn’t that how breadsticks are made?
Off topic, but I feel like I need to inform you that I bought my first pair of proper Crocs. Not Croc brand wedge sandals, or ballet flats, just plain old Crocs. Not as awesome as your gold pair, that I can only aspire to, but they do have Mickey shaped holes so they made my kids cringe as much as if they were gold!
