Kathy's safe place

[kathyisgr65]

More that I had an interruption, I'd promised to help a neighbour with cutting some tree branches - luckily I didn't twitch whilst using a chainsaw.

TBH I wasn't really going anywhere with the twitch, but can probably be persuaded to insert the twitching member and see what happens

Haha.. don't be honest.. never do that...haha jk.. and yes I am very grateful for no twitching while operating the chainsaw.. there really should be a safety warning for that.. to protect the not so smart pervs of the world

 

[kathyisgr65]

Maybe he's at work. I'm at work. Chatting on the perv forums and not looking at pics but still...

Almost sounds like a challenge

 

[kathyisgr65]

We all want a neighbour who asks for help with their wood

And u did it again.. speechless and laughing at ur goofiness even tho I'm sure it's buried in truth

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

And u did it again.. speechless and laughing at ur goofiness even tho I'm sure it's buried in truth

That mouth hanging open look suits you

 

[kathyisgr65]

That mouth hanging open look suits you

O yeah?
https://postimg.cc/gallery/JkxcQKm

 

[avid_enthusiast]

Almost sounds like a challenge

It is. Can't make the job "too hard".

That mouth hanging open look suits you

It's a welcome surprise.

 

[HampshireBoy]

Haha.. don't be honest.. never do that...haha jk.. and yes I am very grateful for no twitching while operating the chainsaw.. there really should be a safety warning for that.. to protect the not so smart pervs of the world

Many years ago I was forced to watch safety videos of what not so smart people can do with machinery like chainsaws, not pretty viewing. I do many garden jobs naked, operating machinery like that isn't one of them - I can't afford to lose anything down there

 

[HampshireBoy]

O yeah?
https://postimg.cc/gallery/JkxcQKm

Takes aim

 

[kathyisgr65]

Surprise?
I'm pretty predictable.. boobs.. music and ramblings

 

[HampshireBoy]

Surprise?
I'm pretty predictable.. boobs.. music and ramblings

To be fair, that ticks most people's boxes

 

[kathyisgr65]

Many years ago I was forced to watch safety videos of what not so smart people can do with machinery like chainsaws, not pretty viewing. I do many garden jobs naked, operating machinery like that isn't one of them - I can't afford to lose anything down there

I can't even imagine what trauma u experienced watching those videos in the name of education..

 

[kathyisgr65]

To be fair, that ticks most people's boxes

Hmmm...

 

[avid_enthusiast]

Surprise?
I'm pretty predictable.. boobs.. music and ramblings

Surprised I actually looked and now I have a surprise "problem". Good thing I don't have to get up from my desk

 

[kathyisgr65]

Surprised I actually looked and now I have a surprise "problem". Good thing I don't have to get up from my desk

O come on.
Just a little prance about.. it'll be fun

 

[kathyisgr65]

So u said prance about and all I can think about is @ReallyRandyReader prancing about wanking of course

 

[avid_enthusiast]

O come on.
Just a little prance about.. it'll be fun

I could probably pogo bounce around if I tried hard enough

 

[kathyisgr65]

I could probably pogo bounce around if I tried hard enough

I'd pay decent $$ to see that

 

[avid_enthusiast]

I'd pay decent $$ to see that

Too late. Already did it.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Too late. Already did it.

Ok..I'll bump it up to pretty decent $$ for vid proof next time

 

[avid_enthusiast]

Ok..I'll bump it up to pretty decent $$ for vid proof next time

It was pretty amazing. Got a standing ovation before they called HR

 

[kathyisgr65]

It was pretty amazing. Got a standing ovation before they called HR

Damn snitches calling hr.. jealous I'm sure.. maybe some penis envy involved

 

[avid_enthusiast]

Damn snitches calling hr.. jealous I'm sure.. maybe some penis envy involved

Yeah. Was told because of the almost universal praise, I'm just getting a warning

 

[kathyisgr65]

Yeah. Was told because of the almost universal praise, I'm just getting a warning

I see ur also a member of the monster ego club.. welcome

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

So u said prance about and all I can think about is @ReallyRandyReader prancing about wanking of course

I’ll have you know I was Valedictorian Prancer in my day

 

[kathyisgr65]

I’ll have you know I was Valedictorian Prancer in my day

But only Santa's right hand reindeer