Wit & Nipples 🍒

Good Morning 🖤 🌞

It’s a cloudy morning here the south of the Uk. Muggy, with promised highs of 24degrees. Coming to you LIVE from….

https://postimg.cc/q6MrCskN

New York? Yeah nope. Someone on the tech team must have got the weather slides wrong.

Totally wrong actually because the truth is right now I look a little something like this:

https://postimg.cc/nsRCzhKY

Taken this morning right as I opened my eyes.

https://postimg.cc/Jy4sMkXz

Yes I know I look like I need a coffee…if you bring one up to me in bed I promise to make it worth your while?

*also yes those pictures aren’t polished and perfect. I’m wearing a t shirt that’s about 15 years old that I’ve died my hair in a million times and my face is sleepy crusty…but I think it’s good to show all the sides of “bean”! The real and the posed and pretty ;)

NSFW posts to come later on in the day!
You are still sexy AF
 
I'd absolutely LOVE to discuss watersports, golden showers & scat with you - if you're interested? I am most respectful and will never cross any red lines you impose. I'm hopelessly addicted to hardcore pornography & deviant, depraved & pervert sexual behaviors & gratification. You will never, ever trigger a literary emergency with me, I can assure you, my divine goddess.
Firstly Hello! 💁🏻‍♀️

Secondly before I respond to ANYTHING, I don’t tend to kink shame and I won’t but scat isn’t my thing at all! GO YOU! If it is! I know many girls get paid top dollar to travel to Dubai and…. You get it.

But it’s not for me.

I’m more of a… plan to have a crazy, filthy weekend and all week I’ll eat clean, minimal veggies, (less fibre), lots of fruit and water…. For 💦 reasons…. 😍

So yes to water sports. I know it’s not everyone’s thing but I can’t help liking what I like. I think you may enjoy reading: “Double Trouble” (one of my published stories). It’s not to everyone’s taste but I have a feeling you might enjoy ;) since you yourself state: “ You will never, ever trigger a literary emergency with me, I can assure you. “

Lovely to meet you!!! I hope you have fun here!
 
AI is shit with wording hahah 🤣🤣

Geography isn’t my strong point either 😅

The fingernails may be long…. But have you ever had a women with a manicure give you gentle back tickles? The kind that elicit goosebumps that spread across your shoulders and all the way down to your…or have her run her hand up your neck, the base of your neck and into your hair?
I was just imagining that hand grabbing my cock. Pleasure and pain in the most delightful way.
 
Good Morning 🖤 🌞

It’s a cloudy morning here the south of the Uk. Muggy, with promised highs of 24degrees. Coming to you LIVE from….

https://postimg.cc/q6MrCskN

New York? Yeah nope. Someone on the tech team must have got the weather slides wrong.

Totally wrong actually because the truth is right now I look a little something like this:

https://postimg.cc/nsRCzhKY

Taken this morning right as I opened my eyes.

https://postimg.cc/Jy4sMkXz

Yes I know I look like I need a coffee…if you bring one up to me in bed I promise to make it worth your while?

*also yes those pictures aren’t polished and perfect. I’m wearing a t shirt that’s about 15 years old that I’ve died my hair in a million times and my face is sleepy crusty…but I think it’s good to show all the sides of “bean”! The real and the posed and pretty ;)

NSFW posts to come later on in the day!
It’s adorable 😘😘
 
Girl I know I’ve seen collages of your gorgeous cooking but please! Please show us a collection of your nails! I’m always blanking on what to ask for and I neeeeeeeeed inspiration that’s not off Pinterest pleaseeeeeeeeeeee 🙏🏼 yours always look so cuteeeeeee
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Thankyou for noticing them 🤩 I mean… okay I guess it’s kinda hard to not spot them since they’re usually very talon like ;) (or I’m in between appointments so they’re half on half off) 😅

I always look to Pinterest for inspiration but then the moment I’m in the shop I change my mind… the pressure/anxiety of being in there makes me just go for “black” or “red” most of the time. So I get you!

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Here are some of the ones I’ve had over the last year or two! 🥰 enjoy!

As you can tell I do take pride in having them done as much as I can! (To anyone male who is wondering: 1) yes I can still masturbate. 2) Yes I can still clean (I use marigold gloves), 3) Yes I can open cans/draws/use pens/ 4) No they’re not unhygienic…I wash my hands and use a scrubber to clean beneath them.) 😆

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Thankyou for noticing them 🤩 I mean… okay I guess it’s kinda hard to not spot them since they’re usually very talon like ;) (or I’m in between appointments so they’re half on half off) 😅

I always look to Pinterest for inspiration but then the moment I’m in the shop I change my mind… the pressure/anxiety of being in there makes me just go for “black” or “red” most of the time. So I get you!

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Here are some of the ones I’ve had over the last year or two! 🥰 enjoy!

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Feel great raking down my back
 
😍😍😍

Thankyou for noticing them 🤩 I mean… okay I guess it’s kinda hard to not spot them since they’re usually very talon like ;) (or I’m in between appointments so they’re half on half off) 😅

I always look to Pinterest for inspiration but then the moment I’m in the shop I change my mind… the pressure/anxiety of being in there makes me just go for “black” or “red” most of the time. So I get you!

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Here are some of the ones I’ve had over the last year or two! 🥰 enjoy!

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I thoroughly enjoy lurking and perving on your thread, but I'd be lying if I didnt say that your nails scare the living shit out of me.
 
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