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Pad_Foot said:
That confirms it.
Buying a Foustanella in Athens in 4 weeks.

No looking up their skirts, Bean!

Wanting a pegging does not imply homosexuality. Just so we're clear.
We have more nerve endings up there then women do....
and......
you like getting that way, Bean, no?

These guys are the biggest Greeks I've ever seen. Seemingly all well over 6 ft.
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Nope I know it doesnā€™t ;)

I think youā€™re the king of the skim read here sir!

I am a huge fan of both rimming and pegging yes šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Well we canā€™t be having you fired can weā€¦

In that case, check your phone in 5. Iā€™m popping to the toilet.

You wait, unlocking your phone every now and then to check for a notification. The twitching beneath your trousers is getting worse and itā€™s taking everything in you to not remove it and begin stroking.

Beep. Beep.

https://postimg.cc/w11c5MFM

https://postimg.cc/K1C70bsN
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It says wash your hands before grabbing them!
 
For our edification...........
now that we've lost PBS and NPR.


back to Monty Python in a moment.

DON'T MISS THIS IF YOU LOVE MONTY PYTHON....
try not to cry.... John won't LET YOU

Ahhh.. it was SHORT....
RIP GRAHAM!
 
Pad_Foot said:
For our edification...........
now that we've lost PBS and NPR.


back to Monty Python in a moment.

DON'T MISS THIS IF YOU LOVE MONTY PYTHON....
try not to cry.... John won't LET YOU

Ahhh.. it was SHORT....
RIP GRAHAM!
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Lost both Terry AND Graham nowā€¦ :(

The greats are slowly beginning to disappear.

The same thing that happened to music and comedy in my opinion. These days a lot of ā€œfunnyā€ movies are too crass and obvious for me.

I much prefer classic British humour, the likes of Dads Army, The Mighty Boosh, Guest House Paradiso etc that kind of thing šŸ˜³

I mean I do LOVE The inbetweeners, The Office, Peep Show, Phoneshop etc tooā€¦
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Lost both Terry AND Graham nowā€¦ :(

The greats are slowly beginning to disappear.

The same thing that happened to music and comedy in my opinion. These days a lot of ā€œfunnyā€ movies are too crass and obvious for me.

I much prefer classic British humour, the likes of Dads Army, The Mighty Boosh, Guest House Paradiso etc that kind of thing šŸ˜³

I mean I do LOVE The inbetweeners, The Office, Peep Show, Phoneshop etc tooā€¦
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Black Books is a favourite of mine
 
Right everyone.

Iā€™m about to go to sleep but if anyoneā€™s here now that Iā€™m gone, and sat wondering if itā€™s worthwhule going back to scroll ten pages to my first hello post todayā€¦ there are a few/many Easter eggs and fun lil images and videos, titbits to read to entertain you. The scroll wonā€™t be for nothing!

Have a great rest of the day/night everyone!

Looking forward to more fun and more misbehaving tomorrow šŸ¤­
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Lost both Terry AND Graham nowā€¦ :(

The greats are slowly beginning to disappear.

The same thing that happened to music and comedy in my opinion. These days a lot of ā€œfunnyā€ movies are too crass and obvious for me.

I much prefer classic British humour, the likes of Dads Army, The Mighty Boosh, Guest House Paradiso etc that kind of thing šŸ˜³

I mean I do LOVE The inbetweeners, The Office, Peep Show, Phoneshop etc tooā€¦
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The old classics will never be replaced. Just a different time now. Music, acting, comedy tough to replace for sure.
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Right everyone.

Iā€™m about to go to sleep but if anyoneā€™s here now that Iā€™m gone, and sat wondering if itā€™s worthwhule going back to scroll ten pages to my first hello post todayā€¦ there are a few/many Easter eggs and fun lil images and videos, titbits to read to entertain you. The scroll wonā€™t be for nothing!

Have a great rest of the day everyone!

Looking forward to more fun and more misbehaving tomorrow šŸ¤­
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Sleep well, welcome back and have a great week. Keep naughty šŸ«‚šŸ˜˜
 
SpicyBean99 said:
The original post went something like thisā€¦

ā€¦I might have made something very dirty and very special for you guysā€¦ā€¦A few weeks back I posted an audio of myself playing in the woods and a few of you joked about me being a dirty, horny forest nymphā€¦. Wellā€¦ now you have a few pictures to go along with those thoughtsā€¦.

Find me in the woodsā€¦

https://postimg.cc/HczBZKMk

The perfect spot for a playā€¦

https://voca.ro/1nUvK0ozbbgH
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Beautiful. Love the color. Itā€™s great to put the sexy voice with the sexy pictures
 
SpicyBean99 said:
*wraps arms around your neck and squeezes you back

Steps back and ogles you whilst huffing in a bratty manner.

ā€œNo kiss for me this time huh?ā€ šŸ˜‰

Everything is perfect. The weeks started really well and Iā€™m just happy that for now (with no trolls) everything has been cleared up and on the mend ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹
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There were three there.
šŸ˜™šŸ˜™šŸ˜™šŸ˜™
But I'd give ya more. ;)
 
SpicyBean99 said:
View attachment 2550388What a weird week. I started my time here on this site mainly posting in the Author's Hangout, minding my own business (or so I thought) when I made the mistake of posting an innocent picture and managed to scandalize a few of the oldies that frequent those feeds. Turns out, even the tamest visual offerings can ruffle some feathers in the land of LITerotica. šŸ™„

I do believe that l've found a safe place here within the Amateur Pics section, where I can post freely without unintentionally triggering a literary emergency šŸ†˜ šŸ˜ ?

So, if you're into words, wit, sarcasm, good music and the occasional rogue nipple (because, really, they won't look like this forever), then please introduce yourselves! šŸ¤˜šŸ¼ Let's talk books, sex, kinks and whatever else may tickle your pickle! Iā€™m an open book šŸ“–šŸ˜šŸ’
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Gorgeous
 
Good Morning šŸ–¤ šŸŒž

Itā€™s a cloudy morning here the south of the Uk. Muggy, with promised highs of 24degrees. Coming to you LIVE fromā€¦.

https://postimg.cc/q6MrCskN

New York? Yeah nope. Someone on the tech team must have got the weather slides wrong.

Totally wrong actually because the truth is right now I look a little something like this:

https://postimg.cc/nsRCzhKY

Taken this morning right as I opened my eyes.

https://postimg.cc/Jy4sMkXz

Yes I know I look like I need a coffeeā€¦if you bring one up to me in bed I promise to make it worth your while?

*also yes those pictures arenā€™t polished and perfect. Iā€™m wearing a t shirt thatā€™s about 15 years old that Iā€™ve died my hair in a million times and my face is sleepy crustyā€¦but I think itā€™s good to show all the sides of ā€œbeanā€! The real and the posed and pretty ;)

NSFW posts to come later on in the day!
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Good Morning šŸ–¤ šŸŒž

Itā€™s a cloudy morning here the south of the Uk. Muggy, with promised highs of 24degrees. Coming to you LIVE fromā€¦.

https://postimg.cc/q6MrCskN

New York? Yeah nope. Someone on the tech team must have got the weather slides wrong.

Totally wrong actually because the truth is right now I look a little something like this:

https://postimg.cc/nsRCzhKY

Taken this morning right as I opened my eyes.

https://postimg.cc/Jy4sMkXz

Yes I know I look like I need a coffeeā€¦if you bring one up to me in bed I promise to make it worth your while?

*also yes those pictures arenā€™t polished and perfect. Iā€™m wearing a t shirt thatā€™s about 15 years old that Iā€™ve died my hair in a million times and my face is sleepy crustyā€¦but I think itā€™s good to show all the sides of ā€œbeanā€! The real and the posed and pretty ;)

NSFW posts to come later on in the day!
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Geography wasn't big with AI..it has you pointing near the Midwest lol

Love sexy morning Bean
Still scared of those fingernails though
 
BDA73 said:
Geography wasn't big with AI..it has you pointing near the Midwest lol

Love sexy morning Bean
Still scared of those fingernails though
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AI is shit with wording hahah šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

Geography isnā€™t my strong point either šŸ˜…

The fingernails may be longā€¦. But have you ever had a women with a manicure give you gentle back tickles? The kind that elicit goosebumps that spread across your shoulders and all the way down to yourā€¦or have her run her hand up your neck, the base of your neck and into your hair?
 
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