The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[Hornymwtxn]

There was a gentleman I was interested in. I initiated and sent this message. I am glad that we have developed a really good friendship:

I don’t know much about you - just a name on the screen, a presence I can’t quite place. But something about you made me pause.
I’m not here for noise. I’m here for those rare exchanges that feel like a wink across a crowded room - unexpected, a little electric.
I won’t pretend to know what brought you here. But if you’re the kind who values depth over drama, wit over noise, and connection that lingers like the last light before nightfall -
Then maybe… this is the part where the story begins.
If this made you smirk, wonder, or lean in just a little…say hello.
I can’t promise where this leads—only that the path will be lit with mischief and meaning.

Wow.
Reminds me of a song.
Shot through the heart.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

There was a gentleman I was interested in. I initiated and sent this message. I am glad that we have developed a really good friendship:

I don’t know much about you - just a name on the screen, a presence I can’t quite place. But something about you made me pause.
I’m not here for noise. I’m here for those rare exchanges that feel like a wink across a crowded room - unexpected, a little electric.
I won’t pretend to know what brought you here. But if you’re the kind who values depth over drama, wit over noise, and connection that lingers like the last light before nightfall -
Then maybe… this is the part where the story begins.
If this made you smirk, wonder, or lean in just a little…say hello.
I can’t promise where this leads—only that the path will be lit with mischief and meaning.

Oh my goodness that is soo fucking good!

I wasn't the recipient but fuck. Be still my beating heart

 

[Wildfly11]

They get a flooded inbox for sure. But getting an initial pm from a gal is always very exciting.

So gals please don't be shy. If a guy interest you, WE FUCKING LOVE IT when you initiate.

I vote yes

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Im in its completely honest too. Im crashing now but will tomorrow morning for sure. If that's ok?

You can post here anytime the mood strikes you. Welcome to our thread!

 

[cascadiabound]

There was a gentleman I was interested in. I initiated and sent this message. I am glad that we have developed a really good friendship:

I don’t know much about you - just a name on the screen, a presence I can’t quite place. But something about you made me pause.
I’m not here for noise. I’m here for those rare exchanges that feel like a wink across a crowded room - unexpected, a little electric.
I won’t pretend to know what brought you here. But if you’re the kind who values depth over drama, wit over noise, and connection that lingers like the last light before nightfall -
Then maybe… this is the part where the story begins.
If this made you smirk, wonder, or lean in just a little…say hello.
I can’t promise where this leads—only that the path will be lit with mischief and meaning.

Anyone receiving a message like that could hardly help but be flattered. A beautiful invitation.

 

[000zing]

Yes I know there are a lot of guys pretending to be gals on lit.

Fortunately I have never run into that issue as yet. Luck? Intuition? Will my luck run out?

Heck if I know.

So heartwarmingly positive... to be using the future tense...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Out mowing in 105 heat index, I do have a rider though so could be worse,

Anyway the mundane task coupled with the heat led me to thinking about some really off the wall shit.

Like I really admire those who are fluent in more than one language.

That got me to thinking about the French language and how fun it is to say some of their words.

Like Bustier. Come on admit it that is FUN to say.

So I thought of another fun French word to say and thought of
Bombardier

That's fun too I thought.

Then I thought of this.....

Boy I sure would like to Bombardier a load onto her bustier right about now.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Anyone receiving a message like that could hardly help but be flattered. A beautiful invitation.

Ikr

Oh and love your new avatar!

 

[cascadiabound]

Ikr

Oh and love your new avatar!

Thank you! My last AV was lost in the glitch and maybe it was time for a new one anyway. @Mrtenant chose this one for me and I think it suits me perfectly.

 

[pellso27]

Out mowing in 105 heat index, I do have a rider though so could be worse,

Anyway the mundane task coupled with the heat led me to thinking about some really off the wall shit.

Like I really admire those who are fluent in more than one language.

That got me to thinking about the French language and how fun it is to say some of their words.

Like Bustier. Come on admit it that is FUN to say.

So I thought of another fun French word to say and thought of
Bombardier

That's fun too I thought.

Then I thought of this.....

Boy I sure would like to Bombardier a load onto her bustier right about now.

Do you listen to rock? Maneskin? How popular they there
Thanks

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Do you listen to rock? Maneskin? How popular they there
Thanks

No I have never heard of them.
Looking them up now.
I prefer rock but like all kinds except rap

 

[pellso27]

It's new kinda out there but its horney rock

 

[pellso27]

We could have 4way with right couple

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It's new kinda out there but its horney rock

Right up my alley
Listening to "I Wanna be your slave"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

We could have 4way with right couple

So you are from Italy?
I have an Italian motorcycle

 

[pellso27]

They all are good. I heard Alex lifelong tought them

 

[pellso27]

No usa fl

 

[Hornymwtxn]

No usa fl

I lived in Florida for a year but still in grade school at the time

 

[pellso27]

I lived in Florida for a year but still in grade school at the time

Age? Let me know want to cam private im down free Tuesday 9am est

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Age? Let me know want to cam private im down free Tuesday 9am est

I think this would better be suited for a private message instead of on the board for all to see

But I am early 60s

 

[cascadiabound]

We could have 4way with right couple

This is completely off topic for this thread and an object lesson in how to fail at trying to get Lit laid or anything else.

Take it to personals and or take it to PM

@Hornymwtxn was remarkably patient with you and if he wasn't such a good natured fellow he would have told you to fuck right off.

 

[pellso27]

This is completely off topic for this thread and an object lesson in how to fail at trying to get Lit laid or anything else.

Take it to personals and or take it to PM

@Hornymwtxn was remarkably patient with you and if he wasn't such a good natured fellow he would have told you to fuck right off.

Ill take care of that bye

 

[The_Quiet_Man]

"Ignore" is a wonderful feature!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

So my eyes have been watery a lot lately and the eye drops seem to have lost effectiveness.

So I wettened a paper towel, zapped in the mic for 10 seconds and put it on my closed eyes.

Omg relief! And cheap too!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Carmina, its just kindergarten rules and stuff. Do unto others and all that.... And if thats too complicated for anyone on the board, just operate on the assumption that there is a living breathing person on the other end of your message and act accordingly.

I'm slowly catching up on this thread, but this caught my eye. The main issue with this is that what gets done unto me is unsolicited nudes and creepy copy/paste role play scenarios. Just because they want that in return, doesn't mean I'll be giving it to them straight out of the gate just be ause they sent it to me first. It's creepy & a turn off. Instead of the golden rule, I'd ask them to maybe more focus on the latter part of your statement and just remember that there human beings behind these avatars