How Many Do You Have

Only the Cum Gods know that.

How many hours do you sleep a night, on average?
There’s Gods!?!?!? Shit, should I be more respectful.

Never figured that out. Don't remember the last time I saw a tootsie pop.

How many Lit'sters do you consider close friends?
I’d say 3. With a couple more close to it. Being close is a lot of energy yo!

How many nemesii do you have 🤣
 
0 (I don't drink wine)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
The number of licks required is not a single number but rather is distributed as a chi-squared distribution. Actually, Purdue Univ did a study, but I've been unable to find the paper. There is this, though:

Schmidt, T. T. (2015). World may never know: unwrapping the mystery of the tootsie pop.

How many books (online and physical) have you purchased in 2025? So your answer should be two numbers.
 
Zero

How many different types of pie have you eaten in the last week?

And no, cream does not count!
Because if be jealous
 
0

But I just bought a slice of two different kinds of pie, to go, from the local diner -- which I will eat in the next day or so.

Strawberry 🍓, and peach 🍑


How many times in the last week have you checked your work email at home?
 
Zero. I'm sure it's been completely deleted by now.

Has anyone ever had a double layer chocolate pecan cobbler? (Smoked)
 
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