What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Tallulah82]

Some days I log on and can have intelligent conversations, other days a lady will indulge my horny thoughts and I'm just an erect horny moron, I'll let you guess which day is today

I is dead clever. You won't find a more wisdomer person than me to tork to. Just saying.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I is dead clever. You won't find a more wisdomer person than me to tork to. Just saying.

You is very smaht.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Bob’s discount furniture is perhaps discount for a reason.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thank god for AC and for Tallulha saving the rest of us some juice

 

[AllAmericanMale]

One never knows, your mechanic, if El Salvadorian, probably has access to the good stuff. Regardless, enjoy.

Very true. He was a local. Always sample the local fare, when it's recommended by a local, has rarely failed me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Was that really necessary to say? Why even put it out there? Oh, well. Says a lot about you - and that helps me avoid you. So, thanks?

 

[Tallulah82]

Thank god for AC and for Tallulha saving the rest of us some juice

My god, man. Is this me? Your typing is causing my brian to melt today.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The real question is: Are they all the same color?

I have been informed that the plush penii come in white and brown. Other than that, they're all circumsized and of the same shape and size.

EDIT:

I have just been informed that there is a RAINBOW penis!!!

WHY HASN'T MY WIFE BOUGHT THEM ALL???

 

[Hornymwtxn]

My god, man. Is this me? Your typing is causing my brian to melt today.

My apologies. I could be suffering from heat stroke.

 

[Tallulah82]

My apologies. I could be suffering from heat stroke.

Stroking is normally good. Stroking is normally promoted by me, but you'd better have been wearing a cap and drinking lots of water today, mister, otherwise I'll have to scowl and tut and shake my head at you.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Oh hey! I can finally start my weekend.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Stroking is normally good. Stroking is normally promoted by me, but you'd better have been wearing a cap and drinking lots of water today, mister, otherwise I'll have to scowl and tut and shake my head at you.

Yes Ma'am

I have saved the Jose Cuervo margs for after sundown.

So drunken strokin' is very likely

 

[Tallulah82]

Yes Ma'am

I have saved the Jose Cuervo margs for after sundown.

So drunken strokin' is very likely

I don't tend to drunken wank. I'm likely to fall asleep on myself. Bitch.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't tend to drunken wank. I'm likely to fall asleep on myself. Bitch.

Such an ego killer. Does your hand ever fall asleep? I’ve..heard…that’s sometimes a thing too.

 

[Tallulah82]

Such an ego killer. Does your hand ever fall asleep? I’ve..heard…that’s sometimes a thing too.

No, my hands are good girls. They keep going. It's the eyes that go first, then the mind into sleepyland. The good girl hands last the longest.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No, my hands are good girls. They keep going. It's the eyes that go first, then the mind into sleepyland. The good girl hands last the longest.

I feel like you could monetize this skill! Make money while you sleep! It’s the dream!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I feel like you could monetize this skill! Make money while you sleep! It’s the dream!

I can envision Tallulah getting like a food truck and instead of palm readings....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can envision Tallulah getting like a food truck and instead of palm readings....

I don’t think that’s mayonnaise!

 

[Tallulah82]

I can envision Tallulah getting like a food truck and instead of palm readings....

I don’t think that’s mayonnaise!

You know it's an unwritten rule that when dudes start talking about a woman on the threads like this, then that's a declaration of a gangbang right there. Since there's only the two of you, I guess it's a MFM. I'll meet you boys behind the bike sheds in 5 minutes.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

You know it's an unwritten rule that when dudes start talking about a woman on the threads like this, then that's a declaration of a gangbang right there. Since there's only the two of you, I guess it's a MFM. I'll meet you boys behind the bike sheds in 5 minutes.

I'll gladly join if you need a fourth

 

[Carmina24]

The Real Game

Gentlemen, come closer.
I’ll tell you a secret - though I’m not sure I should.

It’s not your body I want at first.
It’s your presence.
Your voice in the morning, your words at night.
The way you slip into my day until I can’t remember when you weren’t there.

We trade stories.
We laugh in the spaces between them.
We build a secret language only we can speak.
And then… you stop chasing.

That’s when I notice.
That’s when I want.

By the time I see the rest of you, it’s not curiosity - it’s hunger.
A slow-burn inferno that’s been building for days, weeks…
and when it breaks, it’s beautiful, ruinous, unforgettable.

Ladies - is it just me?

Men - here’s your lesson:
Woo her, but don’t rush her. Let the story write itself instead of skipping to the last page.
Be present in the small ways: the morning check-in, the shared joke, the question you actually listen to the answer of.
Make her feel seen, not just looked at.
Take your time as if you know the ending will be worth the wait.
Because it will be.
Slow is not passive - slow is deliberate.
It’s the difference between a match that flares and dies… and a fire that burns until she can’t sleep without its heat.
Don’t just want her body - earn her trust, her laughter, her anticipation.
And when she finally asks for more, it will be because she’s starving for you.

That’s the real game.

The Art of Getting Lit Laid:
The Gentleman's Guide (Disclaimer: cobbled together from the entirely fallible, slightly mischievous mind of Carmina).

1. The Real Game (above)

2. The Secret Weapon

Gentlemen, lean in. I’ll let you in on something that changes everything.

It’s not the grand gestures. Not the perfect lines. It’s attention.

The way you notice the pause before she answers. The shift in tone when she’s tired but still smiling. The details she thought you’d forget - and you bring back later like treasures.

Attention tells her she’s not just another voice in the crowd. It says I see you, I hear you, I remember you.

Do you know how dangerous that is?
To a woman, it’s intoxicating. Because once she feels truly seen, her guard lowers. Her laughter comes quicker. Her words spill freer. Desire stops being something she hides - and starts being something she shares.

Ladies - tell me I’m wrong.
Gentlemen - here’s your weapon:
Don’t just talk. Listen.
Don’t just compliment. Observe.
Don’t just touch - notice where she wants to be touched.

Attention is presence sharpened.
It’s the reason she’ll stay up too late just to hear one more story from you.
It’s the reason she’ll replay your words in her head long after you’ve logged off.

So if you want her trust, her heat, her surrender - give her your attention first.
Because that’s the secret weapon.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-art-of-getting-lit-laid.1639025/

 

[ericalauren]

I’m so excited to eat lunch.

 

[Stan_the_skin]

That i ask too many questions too quickly , in just trying to get to know somebody. I should just relax and chill and be patient.

 

[positiveflirt]

Hahhaha. "Weapon".

 

[barefootgirl69]

I wonder if he knows he's on ignore?