What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Stan_the_skin]

Bloody hell, that was an alcoholic blackout, and I don't even drink. WHO ARE YOU??

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

BTW, I'm now pregnant and it's yours. Can't wait for those child support payments to roll in.

Well now, it's great to be with someone new...

 

[athelticguy04]

Um. We’re gonna be rich. You somehow got impregnated by another woman.

ready for more?

 

[pinkparkhorse]

ready for more?

More babies? This is getting complicated.

 

[Penus_Flytrap]

More babies? This is getting complicated.

I think I'm having triplets. Ya'll got good jobs right?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I think I'm having triplets. Ya'll got good jobs right?

I thought I sprayed for weeds?

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I think I'm having triplets. Ya'll got good jobs right?

No but my husband does.

 

[Coyote100]

This must be a dream.

 

[LovelyLadyLicker]

May I pet you?

 

[BDA73]

My mind is very hazy...what did we do?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My mind is very hazy...what did we do?

Do you have coffee? Also, can I just thank you for not proving me right and turning my life into a true crime docuseries? I was pretty sure this was going another way

 

[discjockey74]

What would you like in your coffee?

 

[BDA73]

Hey I thought you told me your name was @Chloe_Harper

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Damn. Big bed. Musta been one helluva party last night

 

[Jodaily]

Damn! What the hell were we drinking? And why am I wearing this??

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

You don’t remember when you borrowed the Superman cape from that guy singing karaoke? And thanks for sleeping on the floor and being a stand up person.

 

[BDA73]

Mmmmm oh am I one lucky son of a bit....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Well fuck, I guess hell did actually freeze over..

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

When did you show up? Left me waiting with some stranger….

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

When did you show up? Left me waiting with some stranger….

Next time slows down on the soju so you don't try to dive off the bar thinking you are Superwoman..

 

[cole4258]

Pardon me sir but I believe your date left

 

[Jodaily]

You don’t remember when you borrowed the Superman cape from that guy singing karaoke? And thanks for sleeping on the floor and being a stand up person.

I only stand up for what’s right. And baby you were so right. Had me standing up all night.

 

[joclfc]

I only stand up for what’s right. And baby you were so right. Had me standing up all night.

I've got work soon so can we sort the bathroom arrangements out please

 

[Tom_Brown]

I've got work soon so can we sort the bathroom arrangements out please

Can you explain to me why my asshole hurts so bad?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Can you explain to me why my asshole hurts so bad?

Those weren't pillows?!?