Not quite a Spoonerism

[TheWritingGroup]

So on the New Stories list, one story's description is that someone had an "exiting fist" day.

I am not mocking the writer, we've all had typos, but that one is especially infelicitious.

--Annie

 

[Djmac1031]

Are you sure it was a typo? There's some kinky stories around here in case you haven't noticed

 

[Djmac1031]

Their first story, "Enter The Fist," was pretty good, with a really tight plot.

The follow up, "Exit The Fist," was kinda shitty, though...

(sorry, I had to.)

 

[Djmac1031]

Screenplay for "Exit The Fist:'

Opening: exterior, rear exit. There is a glorious full moon. You can almost smell the excrement... um, I mean excitement in the air...

 

[softbird]

The fault probably lies with the editor?

 

[Djmac1031]

The fault probably lies with the editor?

Yeah he really needs to pull his head out of his ass along with his fist...

 

[softbird]

Yeah he really needs to pull his head out of his ass along with his fist...

Makes for a tiny head, methinks

 

[Djmac1031]

Makes for a tiny head, methinks

Oh, sure, if its been in there awhile I'm sure it gets pretty compressed.

 

[big_cane_sugar]

I love spoonerisming, but I always have to be the big spoonerism.

 

[ElectricBlue]

The fault probably lies with the editor?

I suspect there wasn't one.

 

[Djmac1031]

I love spoonerisming, but I always have to be the big spoonerism.

There is no spoonerism.

 

[softbird]

There is no spoonerism.

Is this from Alien:Earth?

 

[big_cane_sugar]

There is no spoonerism.

Not yet but let's see where this goes.

 

[Djmac1031]

Is this from Alien:Earth?

um, no.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Aren't they a tease? The sequel will enter palm strikes right up the donkey! I mean, ass!

 

[KittyOfSteele]

I'm actually reminded about this joke in particular, at 33:13