Safest month ever on the New York subway

We are? Why?

Are you telling us your plans or expressing an expectation?

Jews are going to start getting assaulted en masse with a large portion of the rainbow community in the cross hairs.
 
fortunately I can call ice to clear a path for me.
Do you think Zohran Mamdani, after being elected NYC's next mayor, might personally throw you off the roof of a building next year? I'm thinking One Times Square would be appropriate. Maximum tourists.

Mayhaps even replace the tired "Big Apple drop" at Times Square on New Years Eve with an edgy "Glamorilla drop".

The ratings would be tremendous.

A "dishonor guard" of ICE agents in their ICE dress uniforms (but still masked, of course) could then scrape your mangled remains off the pavement, and hold a mini-parade past the old Stonewall Inn and then onwards to your final destination: the Bronx zoo.

After a short pseudo-eulogy by Franklin Graham about teh wages of Leviticus sin is death, your still-warm carcass could be ceremoniously dumped into the hyena enclosure to give your spirit animals an impromptu holiday feast.
 
Jews are going to start getting assaulted en masse with a large portion of the rainbow community in the cross hairs.
Are you saying Muslims hate Jews and LGBTQ people? Well finally. Something right wing Christian fundamentalists have in common with them.
 
Do you think Zohran Mamdani, after being elected NYC's next mayor, might personally throw you off the roof of a building next year? I'm thinking One Times Square would be appropriate. Maximum tourists.

Mayhaps even replace the tired "Big Apple drop" at Times Square on New Years Eve with an edgy "Glamorilla drop".

The ratings would be tremendous.

A "dishonor guard" of ICE agents in their ICE dress uniforms (but still masked, of course) could then scrape your mangled remains off the pavement, and hold a mini-parade past the old Stonewall Inn and then onwards to your final destination: the Bronx zoo.

After a short pseudo-eulogy by Franklin Graham about teh wages of Leviticus sin is death, your still-warm carcass could be ceremoniously dumped into the hyena enclosure to give your spirit animals an impromptu holiday feast.

it is your party.
 
Jews are going to start getting assaulted en masse with a large portion of the rainbow community in the cross hairs.
Thankfully I left NYC long ago. But I remember watching crazed black men harassing and assaulting Chinese people, black women, white women and effeminate men. I heard that Jews were often victims too, but I stayed away from South Brooklyn and Queens, so I cannot say.
It got way worse once they stopped enforcing sex and hate crimes (went from felonies to misdemeanors) in late 2010s. They realized they could get away with it more. It was bizarre to see black trans dude telling a homeless black maniac to stop touching his ass.
Since Trump let Adams off the hook, things are getting better. Fewer migrants and more enforcement was part of their agreement. So of course it is safer.
 
Thankfully I left NYC long ago. But I remember watching crazed black men harassing and assaulting Chinese people, black women, white women and effeminate men. I heard that Jews were often victims too, but I stayed away from South Brooklyn and Queens, so I cannot say.
It got way worse once they stopped enforcing sex and hate crimes (went from felonies to misdemeanors) in late 2010s. They realized they could get away with it more. It was bizarre to see black trans dude telling a homeless black maniac to stop touching his ass.
Since Trump let Adams off the hook, things are getting better. Fewer migrants and more enforcement was part of their agreement. So of course it is safer.

Totally Fact Free Wallstreetguy makes up stories, just like Rebel, glam and HumpDay. 😆
 
Totally Fact Free Wallstreetguy makes up stories, just like Rebel, glam and HumpDay. 😆
Confabulation at its finest!

(Confabulation is my new favorite word).

Seriously though, this thread appears to be a bunch of aging mostly incoherent boomers yammering about the "way things used to be". Hell, Ishmael has even retconned himself into the 1960s space program! :cool:

(HIS math skillz were the real hero behind the "hidden figures" in the Space Race. Hollywood just cast Negro women in the film adaptation becoz, y'know, Hollywood is "woke" like that).
 
Totally Fact Free Wallstreetguy makes up stories, just like Rebel, glam and HumpDay. 😆
There are a few of us here who have actually had life experiences and visited/lived in/ worked in cities all over the US and abroad. We use these anecdotes to make points. You should look into it. Maybe you will be mildly happy and partially successful.
 
There are a few of us here who have actually had life experiences and visited/lived in/ worked in cities all over the US and abroad. We use these anecdotes to make points. You should look into it. Maybe you will be mildly happy and partially successful.

Your fabricated anecdotes fail to counter the facts in the original post. You are Totally Fact Free wallstretguy. 😆
 
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