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Good morning early risers. Looks like folks are getting their Avatars back. Well that’s progress I guess.

Has the heart and humidity gotten to peoples brains? The news today makes me wonder. A 70+ year old asked other similar aged seniors to turn down their loud music in a nursing home! They said f#*#k you! He got his gun and shot them! Then they turned the gun on him! No one died but really? 🤷
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Good morning early risers. Looks like folks are getting their Avatars back. Well that’s progress I guess.

Has the heart and humidity gotten to peoples brains? The news today makes me wonder. A 70+ year old asked other similar aged seniors to turn down their loud music in a nursing home! They said f#*#k you! He got his gun and shot them! Then they turned the gun on him! No one died but really? 🤷
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Top of the morning to you B2. I recall visiting my dad in assisted living. He had me get him some after shave. His comment was he had to smell good for the ladies. The majority of residents were women. Funny how that works.
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
You and MissK are such good friends. No, everyone on the court no the story and we all have no contact with him. He has become a non person.
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Nurses may be the most trusted profession and we are hailed as angels of mercy...

BUT.....

When crossed we are bloodthirsty harbingers of doom and despair with evil minds and will.cut a bitxh
 
subdudeme13 said:
Top of the morning to you B2. I recall visiting my dad in assisted living. He had me get him some after shave. His comment was he had to smell good for the ladies. The majority of residents were women. Funny how that works.
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The incidence of STDs in assisted living extended care is high..... tell him to use condoms.... those old ladies can be dirty hoes
 
Missk_2022 said:
Nurses may be the most trusted profession and we are hailed as angels of mercy...

BUT.....

When crossed we are bloodthirsty harbingers of doom and despair with evil minds and will.cut a bitxh
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Now you tell me!
Missk_2022 said:
The incidence of STDs in assisted living extended care is high..... tell him to use condoms.... those old ladies can be dirty hoes
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Dad has passed, he was 93. I spent a lot of time there. I think that is where I want to go when I need to be assisted.
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Wat_Tyler said:
Yes, it was. Is. He was so very regular about his ritual. Not like you could set your watch to it, but so many times, I'd look for him or simply look in that direction, and there the Old Boy was. He wasn't my bestie, but were were friendly. He'd nudge me in the back to step lively as we headed to the barn for his supper As his teeth stopped growing and he began to lose weight, he got more feedings of what I named Geezer Chow. And he'd look Southwest. That was his spot. Not all day, but for a period of anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes, there he would be. Maybe he quieted his head of all the racket. Likely, it already was, but he perhaps gained that wee glimmer of insight which seems to elude the rest of us.
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That is beautiful, wat.
 
Quick catch up but first

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You know who you are... Happy Anniversary!!

What's everyone else up to this morning?
Lilianna23 said:
I tried re-uploading my old "bewbs" photo. It didn't pass censorship, er, moderation. I uploaded a nature photo which seems to have been approved. Goodbye bewbs!
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🕯️ 😭 Miss them already!
Lilianna23 said:
I'm worn out just reading about what you do! 😵
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Right? I need a nap and I've barely gotten started today :LOL:
nipplecaresser said:
Someone has presumably just told them that 'Pickleback' is now on the menu. The only remaining question is whether they are running towards the bar or away from it!
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🏆 Correct Answer :ROFLMAO:
Oldermom935 said:
Morning everyone for the tea drinkers...
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Thanks - I swing both ways... appreciate the representation
2 cups of coffee (decaf w/ collagen) and then tea (herbal) the remainder of the day
Oldermom935 said:
And you as well. Going for my 10 this morning..🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️
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Have a great run, OM
Wat_Tyler said:
Do you need a hug?
And a twenty???
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Dammit - I've been giving those away for free when I could have been charging a twenty a hug?!? 🤨
Wat_Tyler said:
Coffee first. Still sorting out how best to fit all my tasks today into an order which makes sense and doesn't repeat steps.
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At least your priorities are in order? 😏
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Looks like folks are getting their Avatars back.
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Not all are getting their original ones back. I uploaded mine again but still not approved. No nudity but no bra under my shirt either. Guessing I didn't pass some Top Secret Nipple Test :rolleyes: :mad:
subdudeme13 said:
You caught me! By the way, I did and they were great. Is being a smartass a bad thing?
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depends on who you ask... I feel it's an asset, but I may be in the minority (at least in my family of birth) :LOL:
Missk_2022 said:
Nurses may be the most trusted profession and we are hailed as angels of mercy...

BUT.....

When crossed we are bloodthirsty harbingers of doom and despair with evil minds and will.cut a bitxh
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The best kind of nurse IMO... but how to respectfully request being placed on their ward? :unsure:
Missk_2022 said:
The incidence of STDs in assisted living extended care is high..... tell him to use condoms.... those old ladies can be dirty hoes
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OMG - those statistics are crazy. It's like all those moms and dads who warned their kids about sex forgot all their lecture notes once they hit a certain age :rolleyes:
subdudeme13 said:
I do miss those ?bewbs" photo. It was very special.
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Same - lots of great avatars that may not see the light of day for a long time now. 😥 🕯️ RIP Avatars
Wonderer67 said:
I def put him in the “fuck that motherfucker” category.
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Do you play bass for them, too? 🎸
Wonderer67 said:
I’m off this week and I feel like a retiree.

I was like… “is it Saturday or Sunday? Oh wait. It’s Tuesday!”
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Missk_2022 said:
How lovely
My dream state
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Goals!!
Tweedledude said:
How was the ten? I’m going to get my workout wandering around in the mountains. I may fade by noon lol. Have a great day
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Hope you both get a good workout without a smokeout!!
 
Rj_1954 said:
@likes2watchU

Try installing an odd (like a pillow) Avatar...let it upload,
Then the next day or two, re-install your original Avatar.

That's what I did to get my original Avatar

Hope to see it soon... :rose:
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Okay, fine... looks like I'll need to do that because uploading the same image hasn't passed moderation the 3 times I've tried so far. Ugh!
Oldermom935 said:
Like this?View attachment 2557746
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The MJB? Michael Jackson Bird
That hits on a whole other level for me
(completely unrelated to Michael Jackson)
I like it... I like it a LOT :ROFLMAO:
 
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