The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[likes2watchU]

Quick catch up but first

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You know who you are... Happy Anniversary!!

What's everyone else up to this morning?

I tried re-uploading my old "bewbs" photo. It didn't pass censorship, er, moderation. I uploaded a nature photo which seems to have been approved. Goodbye bewbs!

Miss them already!

I'm worn out just reading about what you do!

Right? I need a nap and I've barely gotten started today

Someone has presumably just told them that 'Pickleback' is now on the menu. The only remaining question is whether they are running towards the bar or away from it!

Correct Answer

Morning everyone for the tea drinkers...

Thanks - I swing both ways... appreciate the representation
2 cups of coffee (decaf w/ collagen) and then tea (herbal) the remainder of the day

And you as well. Going for my 10 this morning..

Have a great run, OM

Do you need a hug?
And a twenty???

Dammit - I've been giving those away for free when I could have been charging a twenty a hug?!?

Coffee first. Still sorting out how best to fit all my tasks today into an order which makes sense and doesn't repeat steps.

At least your priorities are in order?

Looks like folks are getting their Avatars back.

Not all are getting their original ones back. I uploaded mine again but still not approved. No nudity but no bra under my shirt either. Guessing I didn't pass some Top Secret Nipple Test

You caught me! By the way, I did and they were great. Is being a smartass a bad thing?

depends on who you ask... I feel it's an asset, but I may be in the minority (at least in my family of birth)

Nurses may be the most trusted profession and we are hailed as angels of mercy...

BUT.....

When crossed we are bloodthirsty harbingers of doom and despair with evil minds and will.cut a bitxh

The best kind of nurse IMO... but how to respectfully request being placed on their ward?

The incidence of STDs in assisted living extended care is high..... tell him to use condoms.... those old ladies can be dirty hoes

OMG - those statistics are crazy. It's like all those moms and dads who warned their kids about sex forgot all their lecture notes once they hit a certain age

I do miss those ?bewbs" photo. It was very special.

Same - lots of great avatars that may not see the light of day for a long time now. RIP Avatars

I def put him in the “fuck that motherfucker” category.

Do you play bass for them, too?

I’m off this week and I feel like a retiree.

I was like… “is it Saturday or Sunday? Oh wait. It’s Tuesday!”

How lovely
My dream state

Goals!!

How was the ten? I’m going to get my workout wandering around in the mountains. I may fade by noon lol. Have a great day

Hope you both get a good workout without a smokeout!!

 

[Rj_1954]

@likes2watchU

Try installing an odd (like a pillow) Avatar...let it upload,
Then the next day or two, re-install your original Avatar.

That's what I did to get my original Avatar

Hope to see it soon...

 

[Oldermom935]

Make it a sparkly middle finger

Like this?

 

[likes2watchU]

@likes2watchU

Try installing an odd (like a pillow) Avatar...let it upload,
Then the next day or two, re-install your original Avatar.

That's what I did to get my original Avatar

Hope to see it soon...

Okay, fine... looks like I'll need to do that because uploading the same image hasn't passed moderation the 3 times I've tried so far. Ugh!

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The MJB? Michael Jackson Bird
That hits on a whole other level for me
(completely unrelated to Michael Jackson)
I like it... I like it a LOT

 

[Missk_2022]

Like this?View attachment 2557746

Yep

 

[nipplecaresser]

I was irritated last night so I just uploaded a photo that I liked. I might change it to a nails photo.

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[nipplecaresser]

Nurses may be the most trusted profession and we are hailed as angels of mercy...

BUT.....

When crossed we are bloodthirsty harbingers of doom and despair with evil minds and will.cut a bitxh

Really? But she looks so innocent!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/413Vs8kQmAL._SL500_._AC_SL500_.jpg

 

[likes2watchU]

https://www.jacksons-fencing.co.uk/-/media/jacksons-products/accessory-and-fixings/nails/3-inch-75mm-round-wire-nails/3-inch-75mm-round-wire-nails.jpg?mh=460&mw=690&hash=EE86988720388F03711BEB19F280F078

 

[Missk_2022]

Really? But she looks so innocent!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/413Vs8kQmAL._SL500_._AC_SL500_.jpg

She looks like a slut

Hahaha

 

[Missk_2022]

At 330 I texted deck guy that I needed to leave by 5 and was gonna be out of town Thurs to sunday....

Texted back just before 4

Said is coming tomorrow because ge wants to get paid when he finishes

We will see

 

[ghost_x_face]

Good evening, Missk

 

[Missk_2022]

Good evening, Missk

Hi

 

[Oldermom935]

Good evening,ghost ●

 

[Wonderer67]

Weird day today.

It was supposed to be a beach day and it would’ve been a great day for it. 95 and humid.

But I just wasn’t feeling quite right. My mouth STILL hurts and my lip is still numb. I called the oral surgeon today because this is not adding up. He said 2 PM, so there goes the beach day.

But then I took a nap from 12 to one. I just had no energy. Still don’t.

He said this happens very occasionally - he’s not sure why. I also must’ve been the inside of my lip, because it’s all torn up. He gave me a topical to put on it. Talking is very painful.

Then I took a nap from 330-630. I must’ve needed to sleep.

I feel OK other than my mouth. I just don’t have any energy. Def don’t feel sick…

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That is beautiful, wat.

Thank you. I may have just described a horse's thinking in human terms, but I strongly feel that there was something in it for him to keep coming back to it, like some kind of equine meditation. I never stuck a compass up his ass to measure, but he always seems to be aligned roughly the same way every time.


Then there was that day when Calypso joined him to stare.


They died within three months of one another.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I’m off this week and I feel like a retiree.

I was like… “is it Saturday or Sunday? Oh wait. It’s Tuesday!”

I was off for a week several weeks ago and I knew exactly what day it was.


Damn it!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

At 330 I texted deck guy that I needed to leave by 5 and was gonna be out of town Thurs to sunday....

Texted back just before 4

Said is coming tomorrow because ge wants to get paid when he finishes

We will see

Motherfucker needs to get this shit fucking finished.


Motherfucker!!!

 

[likes2watchU]

At 330 I texted deck guy that I needed to leave by 5 and was gonna be out of town Thurs to sunday....
Texted back just before 4
Said is coming tomorrow because ge wants to get paid when he finishes
We will see

Boundaries! Let's hope he gets his in a group!

I feel OK other than my mouth. I just don’t have any energy. Def don’t feel sick…

Sounds horrible!
I mean, you probably definitely still have way more energy than I do in a day... but yes, very unusual for you.
Tearing up the inside of your mouth when it's numb bites! Hope it heals up quickly.
Beach day tomorrow? Take a buddy - just in case you conk out in the sun. Def don't need to add a raging sunburn to everything else.

Thank you. I may have just described a horse's thinking in human terms, but I strongly feel that there was something in it for him to keep coming back to it, like some kind of equine meditation. I never stuck a compass up his ass to measure, but he always seems to be aligned roughly the same way every time.
Then there was that day when Calypso joined him to stare.
They died within three months of one another.

Animals have better sight, hearing, and smell than humans... wouldn't surprise me if they tuned into other stuff where humans are head-blind

I was off for a week several weeks ago and I knew exactly what day it was.
Damn it!!!

Found you a beach buddy, @Wonderer67
Master Class starts in the morning... bring sunscreen and a credit card.

Motherfucker needs to get this shit fucking finished.
Motherfucker!!!

agree

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I still never got it how Calypso could successfully sneak up on me like he did. It's like he wasn't there and then he was. They are certainly on to something that we aren't.


I think I'd like to try to learn.

 

[Wonderer67]

I still never got it how Calypso could successfully sneak up on me like he did. It's like he wasn't there and then he was. They are certainly on to something that we aren't.


I think I'd like to try to learn.

You could learn to speak horse.

We met a Lenape Indian a few weeks ago who spoke groundhog. He exorcized the ground hog in our barn that I’d been trying to trap for months.

And ya know what? We haven’t seen him since then.

For context:
Post in thread 'It's the 2025 Poem-A-Week Challenge! (This is a *poems only* thread.)'
https://forum.literotica.com/thread...is-a-poems-only-thread.1624946/post-101345211

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Open linkie. I'll read it twice then.


Off to call it a day. I have to go in to the office tomorrow.


I don't want to. After today, I don't want to work.


Fuck it. Until tomorrow then . . . .

 

[Oldermom935]

Open linkie. I'll read it twice then.


Off to call it a day. I have to go in to the office tomorrow.


I don't want to. After today, I don't want to work.


Fuck it. Until tomorrow then . . . .

Pleasant dreams...

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Missk_2022]

Thank you. I may have just described a horse's thinking in human terms, but I strongly feel that there was something in it for him to keep coming back to it, like some kind of equine meditation. I never stuck a compass up his ass to measure, but he always seems to be aligned roughly the same way every time.


Then there was that day when Calypso joined him to stare.


They died within three months of one another.

Maybe it was the white light