🧠 What Are Your Intrusive Thoughts Trying to Convince You of Today??

[Statius]

Not an intrusive thought but really annoyed. Listening to a coworker bitch to his manager and using the word 'flustrating' yes I spelled it right, 3 times in 6 minutes. I cannot escape!

 

[Oralexplorer]

Intrusive thought: Why, why the fuck are you doing this? The bed is so warm. Why are you putting on shorts and t-shirt and your running shoes ? It's wet, cold and miserable outside !
Me: because it's time I discipline your disobedience ass !

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Delete it all..

 

[Carmina24]

Devil me: Tell him you want to strip him naked and do wicked things to him.
Angel me: I can’t do that! What if he doesn’t want me?
Devil me: He does.
Angel me: I’m not sure he does.
Devil me: Then give him proof he does -stand close enough for him to feel your breath.
Angel me: That’s dangerous.
Devil me: Exactly.
Angel me: …And if I can’t stop?
Devil me: Then congratulations, you’ve finally done something worth sinning for.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Should I text him?

 

[Carmina24]

Should I text him?

I would love that, yes please

 

[lindi_85]

Delete it all..

 

[lindi_85]

Ugh my new av is definitely wider than it’s meant to be . I’m just going to cry in the corner over this minor inconvenience

 

[EvaLane]

Some people lol… whatever floats your boats

 

[Iwillgo]

To walk away.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

No no no, I'm keeping my comments to myself.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Some people lol… whatever floats your boats

Hell yeah, Archimedes Principle is hawt!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

If I don't pay my cell phone bill, my boss can't call me, right?!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

If I don't pay my cell phone bill, my boss can't call me, right?!

Yep but I think they’d just show up at your house to yell about why you aren't answering calls.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Yep but I think they’d just show up at your house to yell about why you aren't answering calls.

For real - I can actually see that happening!

 

[Oralexplorer]

For real - I can actually see that happening!

downside of working from home ?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

For real - I can actually see that happening!

Bosses don't play.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Bosses don't play.

I mean I wouldn't mind it if he was cute.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I mean I wouldn't mind it if he was cute.

I don't think he’d mind either.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I don't think he’d mind either.

My husband on the other hand -

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My husband on the other hand -

Oh I can imagine that now.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm going to oversleep today.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm a terrible person.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I'm a terrible person.

Can tell you for a fact that’s not true. Fuck those kinda thoughts

 

[devilsanus]

I'm going to oversleep today.

Happy to wake you up, I'm a pretty good waker upper.