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Oh, no!Well nothing now because I went and got a new debit card at the bank stopped at the farmers market and proceeded to lose the fucking thing
Oh, good!Found it.
I need a keeper some days
You're a poet, T!Thanks L2
- Thanks for the summary, of sentimental verse, nothing in my purse, and chuckles when the preacher said 'for better or for worse', how lovely it was."
- "Thanks for the summary, of Schubert's Serenade, little things of jade, and traffic jams, and anagrams, and bills we never paid, how lovely it was."
- "We said goodbye with a highball, then I got as high as a steeple, but we were intelligent people, no tears, no fuss, hooray for us."
- "Strictly entre nous, darling, how are you? And how are all those little dreams that never did come true? Awfully glad I met you, cheerio and toodle-loo."
How come no one gives ME a prescription like that?!?!?Doctor says to a female patient:
You're looking so weak and exhausted...
Are you taking the 3 meals a day As I advised?
Female patient: " oh my god, your nurse wrote three males a day"!!!![]()
I have an amazing dentist. He won't do any invasive work until I'm completely numb. They even use topical novocaine to numb the injection site.1 - sounds wonderful!
2 - MZ, Wonderer style
3 -but was it a metric fuckton??
4 - I need the contact info for your dentist!
My last filling:
2 injections - wait 20 min
not numb
2 more injections - wait another 20 minutes
still not numb
he drilled and filled anyways (ouch, MFer!!)
2 hours later -
WTF good is being numb after?
And that's when I nearly bit all the way through my lip
Epinephrine isn't a pain med. They should have anesthesia without epi in it. Ask for it.I have an allergy to epinephrine, so they have to give me other types of pain killers.
I had that exact same thing happened to me once. They had to shoot me up with Novacaine or whatever it was like six times. It didn’t work and they just went with it anyway.
Sorry you bit your lip…
I’m hoping I don’t bite mine.
Doesn't it feel good to do that? I'm working on doing the same thing.Good evening everyone
I see I've got my old Avatar for now. I'll try to change it back to my "Shield Avatar " later.
Is everyone well? I've been busy getting rid of some junk I've acquired..., I feel like such a pack rat.![]()
It's an aggregate site, primarily for economic news, geopolitical news, absurd news, mayhem etc....What is ZeroHedge?
I do love an optimist! As a die-hard cynic, I sincerely hope you are right.I am slightly more positive that George, I prefer to think of most people as narrowly intelligent.
Welcome to my worldTotally. I was in Germany and France two years ago, and I just had the most peaceful Sunday morning, just walking and enjoying the morning.
Restaurants are open on Sundays, but that’s about it…
I agree, I really liked it!
Or just aspirational?I’m sooooo confused!
I’m the king of the dummies! Or I am the dumbest of the smarties!
It made me laugh, if that is any consolationI know i was trying to be funny
Like Wolverhampton Wanderers! (That's a football joke for @Wonderer67)Found it.
I need a keeper some days
Is this a euphemism?Sounds like a very decent day, indeed
especially the music part
I know, I know... you'll counter with the 1911
I prefer my nickel dropped in a jukebox![]()
That's a decent start to the day!So I got off to a bit of a lazy start this morning. We hung out on the back patio and just chilled and ate breakfast and had coffee… Damn near till 11 o’clock.
Then I mowed our lawn, the meadow at the farm and also the trails. The skid steer arrives on Monday morning.
We had a large tree come across the trail, so we cut it into smaller pieces. Each one weighed .0000069 of a fuckton. (@Wat_Tyler will get this)
My lip is still numb and I’m getting still getting a bunch of nerve pain. Hoping this eventually goes away… It’s fucking annoying.
Well if you really need that I do a meals on wheels service .... oops just re read the post... never mind what the hell ... just send me the address @Lilianna23How come no one gives ME a prescription like that?!?!?![]()
They've run out of males since you last course of treatment???How come no one gives ME a prescription like that?!?!?![]()
Well stop that. It doesn’t sound like any fun at all.I been making all of these weird motions w my mouth, but it hurts. I am getting nerve pain
I just wish I could find one who can properly numb me when neededI have an amazing dentist. He won't do any invasive work until I'm completely numb. They even use topical novocaine to numb the injection site.
Uhm... would you like it to be?Is this a euphemism?
Almost missed that one... thanksThat's a decent start to the day!
Thanks NC.Like Wolverhampton Wanderers! (That's a football joke for @Wonderer67)
If only….Welcome to my world
They tried one without it cuz I am allergic to it. They gave me one w very little Epi in it.Epinephrine isn't a pain med. They should have anesthesia without epi in it. Ask for it.