Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[NCneedslove_18]

Why did the tourist stop carrying emotional baggage?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Because they realized it wasn’t worth the trip!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Because they realized it wasn’t worth the trip!

Good one...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Back from vacation with some groan worthy funny ones!

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… but I turned myself around

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Parallel lines have so much in common… it’s a shame they’ll never meet

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high… she looked surprised

 

[Lichen2CU]

I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high… she looked surprised

Wow!! You are "on a roll"!!! I hope your vacation went very well...

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[mr1derful]

I don’t know, what?

Sorry for the delay

A doyouthinkhesaurus

 

[Lichen2CU]

Sorry for the delay

A doyouthinkhesaurus

Very glad to have that cleared up! I was wondering.... Do you think they were carnivores or herbivores?

 

[mr1derful]

Very glad to have that cleared up! I was wondering.... Do you think they were carnivores or herbivores?

I don’t know but I think a dead one was call astilldoyouthinkhesaurus

 

[Lichen2CU]

Ahhhh... good point.

 

[Lichen2CU]

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As an "old person" it took me a bit to get this one... but eventually I did...

 

[CuriousRick]

As an "old person" it took me a bit to get this one... but eventually I did...

I am old but have always played videos games. lol

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Wow!! You are "on a roll"!!! I hope your vacation went very well...

Thanks, much needed break! Hope you are doing well! Love that this thread is still going on!!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Yes - doing well here. Happy to learn that you got a much needed break. Glad you're enjoying the thread.... Maybe we'll be on-line at the same time sometime...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Marriage is like a deck of cards… all you need at the start is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.