The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Oldermom935]

I miss George Carlin!

 

[Boat1]

Why do weekend activities always include cleaning up?

To "recharge the batteries" my Wife Goddess and I have a thing that we call "Naked Sunday."
It's a blissful perk of living in the middle of nowhere!

 

[Boat1]

Good morning everyone

Welcome and good morning!

 

[Wonderer67]

It's a weird sensation! I remember walking out of the dentist's office, numb on one side only, popping the top on a cold beer... it felt hot on one side of my mouth and cold on the other.

They explicitly told me - no alcohol or marijuana!

(I did take half an edible two nites ago) to help w the pain and sleep.

 

[Wonderer67]

I miss George Carlin!

Dude was funny as hell.

Hard to believe we had really regulated anti-obscenity laws back in the 60s and he and Lenny Bruce challenged them at every turn!

 

[Wonderer67]

Average people are st000pid.


Half don't reach that bar . . . .

So half the people are SMARTER than ME???

Well at least half are dumberer.

 

[Boat1]

Dude was funny as hell.

Hard to believe we had really regulated anti-obscenity laws back in the 60s and he and Lenny Bruce challenged them at every turn!

Having grown up in the southern "Bible Belt" I remember the "Blue Law" when it was illegal to have your business open on Sunday....
...and not trying to be crude or obscene, but there were "Sodomy Laws" banning any type of oral or butt play.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I'm so glad the procedure went well, H. Very sorry about the spread. Perhaps they got wide enough margins. It depends on what type of cancer and how virulent it is whether or not diet can affect the spread. You'll know more after the results of the biopsies come in. Bring your research to the provider. She should be referred to an oncology service. They frequently have dietitians in such a practice.

Thank you Lili. I haven’t had a chance to talk to him yet, other than what he said about the surgery going well. He didn’t tell me it had spread. I’m guessing because she needed to hear it first?

Keto diet is something we can do right off the bat. I’m weaning her off the Sweet&Low and any other chemical crap she has laying about. Thanks for the insight. I’m sure we’ll be on a first name basis with her Oncologist.

Well…about ten mins after I made my post from yesterday, I get a call from my DiL saying grandmommy fell! I went over and Miss Just Had a Hysterectomy decided she was going to fix her TeeVee, went to unplug it, lost her balance and toppled over onto her side…all while holding her tummy so as not to break the stitches! .

I spent the better part of the day at the ER, going through test, X-rays, and a CT scan. Nothing worse than a bruised back and pain. She dodged a bullet on that one. So I lectured her on letting everyone help till she is able to get up and off these meds that make her dizzy. Mothers…

Vineyard Macro MZ——

 

[Vitriolhack]

To "recharge the batteries" my Wife Goddess and I have a thing that we call "Naked Sunday."
It's a blissful perk of living in the middle of nowhere!

Love that habit!

Let the naked fest commence!!!!

 

[Boat1]

So, what’s up with all of you dudes and dudettes?

Sitting on the bridge wing, enjoying the ocean breeze and morning coffee... in addition to the wisdom of the fine Spooners!

 

[Wonderer67]

Having grown up in the southern "Bible Belt" I remember the "Blue Law" when it was illegal to have your business open on Sunday....
...and not trying to be crude or obscene, but there were "Sodomy Laws" banning any type of oral or butt play.

There’s a county in NJ right next to NYC that still has blue laws enacted. Nothing open on Sunday.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I took the opportunity to rewrite mine...and update if you will

I went over yesterday morning and just reloaded mine. I have saved a ton of Avatars as I used to change them monthly on our company board.

When I checked this morning they had put it back. I wasn’t even showing my man-boobs!. Not even some side booooob!

 

[Vitriolhack]

So half the people are SMARTER than ME???

Well at least half are dumberer.

I wonder, would I rather want to be the smartest of the dumbest or the dumbest of the smartest people?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

There’s a county in NJ right next to NYC that still has blue laws enacted. Nothing open on Sunday.

They had the same thing when I lived in Germany (doubt they were called Blue Laws) so you had to plan to get your groceries before 4 pm on Sat if you needed anything on Sunday.

The funny thing is, once we got used to it…we kind of liked the slower pace of life. Wife and I both had a little culture shock coming back to the states and the 24/7 pace.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I wonder, would I rather want to be the smartest of the dumbest or the dumbest of the smartest people?

Go for dumbest of the smart set…that way you can piggy back off their intellect!

 

[Vitriolhack]

Having grown up in the southern "Bible Belt" I remember the "Blue Law" when it was illegal to have your business open on Sunday....
...and not trying to be crude or obscene, but there were "Sodomy Laws" banning any type of oral or butt play.

What? Sodomy laws included oral?

 

[Boat1]

Thank you Lili. I haven’t had a chance to talk to him yet, other than what he said about the surgery going well. He didn’t tell me it had spread. I’m guessing because she needed to hear it first?

Keto diet is something we can do right off the bat. I’m weaning her off the Sweet&Low and any other chemical crap she has laying about. Thanks for the insight. I’m sure we’ll be on a first name basis with her Oncologist.

Well…about ten mins after I made my post from yesterday, I get a call from my DiL saying grandmommy fell! I went over and Miss Just Had a Hysterectomy decided she was going to fix her TeeVee, went to unplug it, lost her balance and toppled over onto her side…all while holding her tummy so as not to break the stitches! .

I spent the better part of the day at the ER, going through test, X-rays, and a CT scan. Nothing worse than a bruised back and pain. She dodged a bullet on that one. So I lectured her on letting everyone help till she is able to get up and off these meds that make her dizzy. Mothers…

Vineyard Macro MZ——

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Thank God she is OK after her fall!!!
I've seen the "stubbornness" for lack of a better word, as the independence is the most difficult thing for the elderly to turn loose of.
I'm glad she has you and please send her my heartfelt best wishes!

 

[Vitriolhack]

Go for dumbest of the smart set…that way you can piggy back off their intellect!

Interesting, but, wouldn’t you be smart enough to know you are dumbest?

Whereas, if I were the smartest of the dumbest, at least one could rejoice of that feat!

 

[Boat1]

Thank you Lili. I haven’t had a chance to talk to him yet, other than what he said about the surgery going well. He didn’t tell me it had spread. I’m guessing because she needed to hear it first?

Keto diet is something we can do right off the bat. I’m weaning her off the Sweet&Low and any other chemical crap she has laying about. Thanks for the insight. I’m sure we’ll be on a first name basis with her Oncologist.

Well…about ten mins after I made my post from yesterday, I get a call from my DiL saying grandmommy fell! I went over and Miss Just Had a Hysterectomy decided she was going to fix her TeeVee, went to unplug it, lost her balance and toppled over onto her side…all while holding her tummy so as not to break the stitches! .

I spent the better part of the day at the ER, going through test, X-rays, and a CT scan. Nothing worse than a bruised back and pain. She dodged a bullet on that one. So I lectured her on letting everyone help till she is able to get up and off these meds that make her dizzy. Mothers…

Vineyard Macro MZ——

View attachment 2557309

Thank God she is OK after her fall!!!
I've seen the "stubbornness" for lack of a better word, as the independence is the most difficult thing for the elderly to turn loose of.
I'm glad she has you and please send her my heartfelt best wishes!

 

[Vitriolhack]

Sitting on the bridge wing, enjoying the ocean breeze and morning coffee... in addition to the wisdom of the fine Spooners!

You had me at ocean breeze!

 

[Wonderer67]

They had the same thing when I lived in Germany (doubt they were called Blue Laws) so you had to plan to get your groceries before 4 pm on Sat if you needed anything on Sunday.

The funny thing is, once we got used to it…we kind of liked the slower pace of life. Wife and I both had a little culture shock coming back to the states and the 24/7 pace.

Totally. I was in Germany and France two years ago, and I just had the most peaceful Sunday morning, just walking and enjoying the morning.

Restaurants are open on Sundays, but that’s about it…

I agree, I really liked it!

 

[Boat1]

Thank you Lili. I haven’t had a chance to talk to him yet, other than what he said about the surgery going well. He didn’t tell me it had spread. I’m guessing because she needed to hear it first?

Keto diet is something we can do right off the bat. I’m weaning her off the Sweet&Low and any other chemical crap she has laying about. Thanks for the insight. I’m sure we’ll be on a first name basis with her Oncologist.

Well…about ten mins after I made my post from yesterday, I get a call from my DiL saying grandmommy fell! I went over and Miss Just Had a Hysterectomy decided she was going to fix her TeeVee, went to unplug it, lost her balance and toppled over onto her side…all while holding her tummy so as not to break the stitches! .

I spent the better part of the day at the ER, going through test, X-rays, and a CT scan. Nothing worse than a bruised back and pain. She dodged a bullet on that one. So I lectured her on letting everyone help till she is able to get up and off these meds that make her dizzy. Mothers…

Vineyard Macro MZ——

View attachment 2557309

Thank God she is OK after her fall!!!
I've seen the "stubbornness" for lack of a better word, as the independence is the most difficult thing for the elderly to turn loose of.
I'm glad she has you and please send her my heartfelt best wishes!

 

[Wonderer67]

Interesting, but, wouldn’t you be smart enough to know you are dumbest?

Whereas, if I were the smartest of the dumbest, at least one could rejoice of that feat!

I’m sooooo confused!

I’m the king of the dummies! Or I am the dumbest of the smarties!

 

[Vitriolhack]

Totally. I was in Germany and France two years ago, and I just had the most peaceful Sunday morning, just walking and enjoying the morning.

Restaurants are open on Sundays, but that’s about it…

I agree, I really liked it!

It was like that here when I was a kid. Things changed in the early 80s.

 

[Vitriolhack]

I’m sooooo confused!

I’m the king of the dummies! Or I am the dumbest of the smarties!

At least you are king!