Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[MindYaBitness]

Such a cute photo. Use Suntan lotion. Just had surgery to cut cancer out of my face.

I'm used SPF 60 on the daily, even in the winter!

 

[ned63]

It really does, especially since I'm pretty sure it's some kind of program that deletes the pics and not an actual human. No human would deem that pic as too spicy for the interwebs. It was FB/Instagram appropriate!!!!!

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MindYaBitness, that's a very sexy picture of you laying there in your bikini mmmmm

 

[Mooface]

It really does, especially since I'm pretty sure it's some kind of program that deletes the pics and not an actual human. No human would deem that pic as too spicy for the interwebs. It was FB/Instagram appropriate!!!!!

Round 2! https://ibb.co/HDSXkT5q

i dont know that smile is pretty spicy and so is the rest of you. you look fantastic

 

[bouldghirl]

It really does, especially since I'm pretty sure it's some kind of program that deletes the pics and not an actual human. No human would deem that pic as too spicy for the interwebs. It was FB/Instagram appropriate!!!!!

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Very pleasant. Pretty too.

 

[Lmizzler]

This weeks theme is a bit of a copy from a long standing thread. But feel free to cross post.

**Thighs**

Show off those legs and let our minds wander right up that warm skin.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm sure that I saw thighs on here somewhere

 

[OldSoldier96]

I'm sure that I saw thighs on here somewhere

Don’t they save lives?

 

[Medicalman13152]

I'm sure that I saw thighs on here somewhere

I do know my favorite smile is ever present.... (oh yes, there are some rather nice thighs too - )

 

[Mooface]

I'm sure that I saw thighs on here somewhere

wow those are some of the nicest thighs i have seen and that ever present smile and holey moley for that picture as a whole uncensored would be beyond my capabilities to describe

 

[stevo098]

I'm sure that I saw thighs on here somewhere

I swear I’m seeing double..

Gorgeous as always!

 

[draconus_infernus]

My thighs come with their own artwork.

 

[Retro_Studio]

Getting some

sunshine

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[awired50]

"We both had one foot up on the bench and were really starting to sweat. I remember sweat dripping from my fingertips as I rested my wrist on my knee. "

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[Medicalman13152]

This really is an awesome picture!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Closest to a "thigh gap" you'll ever see on me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Closest to a "thigh gap" you'll ever see on me

 

[ck30101]

Closest to a "thigh gap" you'll ever see on me

 

[stevo098]

Closest to a "thigh gap" you'll ever see on me

Fuck. Me.

Wow.

 

[Medicalman13152]

Closest to a "thigh gap" you'll ever see on me

No words, and now you have no Avatar...

 

[Divindisguise]

Closest to a "thigh gap" you'll ever see on me

Wow that’s a hot picture MindY !

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wish that was my hand sliding inside.

NOTICE OF BOUNDARY ENFORCEMENT
RE: Prematurely Thirsty Commentary Violation

To Whom It Clearly Concerns,

This correspondence is issued on behalf of @lavendersilk , who would very much like to enjoy their online presence without being catapulted into unsolicited thirst traps every time they post a photo.

While we understand that beauty can be... disorienting, effective immediately, you are asked to pause all sexually suggestive or self-love-related commentary unless you meet the following minimum eligibility standards:

1. Post Count: At least 100 posts under your belt. If you're new here, get cozy and contribute first.

2. Reputation Ratio: A 1:1 positive reaction-to-post score. If you can’t win the crowd, you don’t get backstage access.

3. Social Foreplay: A minimum of five (5) friendly, non-horny interactions with @lavendersilk . Yes, that means talk to them like a person first—wild, I know.


Failure to meet these criteria will result in your comments being mentally filed under “bold but irrelevant.”

This isn’t a rejection—it’s a redirection. You’re not being shut down, just asked to show up with more than a pulse and a keyboard.

Thank you for your anticipated compliance, charm, and discretion.

Warmest (but not that warm) regards,

LilMiss
Head of Litigation & Passive Aggression
Law Office of Chaos & Spite
1-800- PETTY-4U

 

[MindYaBitness]

No words, and now you have no Avatar...

I think the Avatar thing is a glitch, it seems to have removed all kinds of pics, not just those of who posted humans/ourselves

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think the Avatar thing is a glitch, it seems to have removed all kinds of pics, not just those of who posted humans/ourselves