Where were you the last time you masturbated?

With my wife toothbrush, now while on the phone to her.
Inquiring minds want to know which end you used? I guess the bristles would excite you in more ways than just the handle could ... but did you wash it afterwards? :oops:
In the car waiting for my wife to get off the train. I was so horny made a bit of a mess in the wife’s car.
Did she smell the unmistakable odour of fresh pussy? 😜
This afternoon in my backyard, While people were on the beach just down the hill
I do hope you do that sort of thing regularly and don't care if you have an audience or not! Maybe I should plan a trip to New England just for the beaches? :love:
 
Defiantly not the last time, but recently while on a flight from Manchester NH to Baltimore MD, I was lucky enough to get a row of three seats to myself. The young kids in the row across the isle were too busy with their faces in their screens, so they did not notice. The pencil skirt I had on would not allow me to slip my hand beneath it with out hiking it up to my bum, but I was able to stretch out, cross my legs and go to work. I managed to prolong my enjoyment for most of the flight, finally ending up in the cramped lavatory to finish myself off. I know it doesn't qualify for the mile high club, but it sure was fun.
I've always wondered what it would be like 30,000 feet in the air.🔥✈️
 
Staying with a friend for a few days, Sally and I had a mutual session earlier this morning in her shower, she seriously knows how to use a shower head.
Everyone needs a friend like Sally ... although maybe she's not that kind of girl :oops: :ROFLMAO:

Oh to have been a fly on the wall (but a safe distance away from being swatted!)
 
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