Wit & Nipples 🍒

You look so pretty, these pics are so nice, they feel so intimate x
Glad you've had a lovely time (and a fun start to the morning, hope it makes the rest of the day even better!).
Chas 😍 Thankyou 🥹

Well apparently it gave me such a big buzz that I ended up walking over 20k steps 😂😂 (half of them were on purpose, I took myself on a nature walk when I got back to decompress from the business of the city). (Click here to see the walk) As much as I love London and Camden the travelling part really really takes it out of me. Like not physically but mentally…. All the people, the rush…. But I have had a really lovely couple of days! 🥰

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Chas 😍 Thankyou 🥹

Well apparently it gave me such a big buzz that I ended up walking over 20k steps 😂😂 (half of them were on purpose, I took myself on a nature walk when I got back to decompress from the business of the city). (Click here to see the walk) As much as I love London and Camden the travelling part really really takes it out of me. Like not physically but mentally…. All the people, the rush…. But I have had a really lovely couple of days! 🥰

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Good on ya gal!

Did ya walk home from Camden 🤣🤣 no but fair fucking play. I could about handle 6k before needing a pint hahah!! It looks so serene there.
 
Good on ya gal!

Did ya walk home from Camden 🤣🤣 no but fair fucking play. I could about handle 6k before needing a pint hahah!! It looks so serene there.
If I was to walk home from Camden I would still be walking now ;)

I tend to do around 10k a day anyway!

Walks are always better with a pint at the end of it! That’s my plan tomorrow, super long walk, probably head to some sort of national trust place and end it with a gastro pub lunch and a beer/wine 😍
 
I’m about to go and laze in my bathtub so I’m gonna need something to read and entertain me…. The rule is that this must be foreplay for my brain only… unless you want to send me a tribute ( 😏 )

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I want to hear all your weirdest most obscure facts. (Eg, did you know that there is a species of anglerfish where the male fuses into the female’s body during sex and becomes a pair of testicles…?!! How freaking cool is that? I also bet you didn’t know it heheh)

I have a feeling some of you will have some super cool ones… Make a Bean smile and send em facts over.

Thankyouuu byeeeee 😘😘
 
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I’m about to go and laze in my bathtub so I’m gonna need something to read and entertain me…. The rule is that this must be foreplay for my brain only… unless you want to send me a tribute ( 😏 )

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I want to hear all your weirdest most obscure facts. (Eg, did you know that there is a species of anglerfish where the male fuses into the female’s body during sex and becomes a pair of testicles…?!! How freaking cool is that? I also bet you didn’t know it heheh)

I have a feeling some of you will have some super cool ones… Make a Bean smile and send em facts over.

Thankyouuu byeeeee 😘😘
Male elephants have been known to enter a very intense hormonal rage and will try to mate with anything. I mean anything as well. Just had a google and they will hump cars, trees, rhinos, or even attempt to climb other elephants in dangerous ways. One elephant even tried to mate with a water buffalo and killed it by accident.


This may end up being animal sex facts rather than facts. You’re lumbered with a bunch of delinquents here my friend.
 
Chas 😍 Thankyou 🥹

Well apparently it gave me such a big buzz that I ended up walking over 20k steps 😂😂 (half of them were on purpose, I took myself on a nature walk when I got back to decompress from the business of the city). (Click here to see the walk) As much as I love London and Camden the travelling part really really takes it out of me. Like not physically but mentally…. All the people, the rush…. But I have had a really lovely couple of days! 🥰

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Theres nothing like a long chill walk to help you relax, certainly helped me over the years . Looks like you live somewhere quite lovely as well.
 
In the room…. In my hotel? I doubt it…. I also would find that incredibly creepy.

I do love exhibitionism and voyeurism, but only when it’s consensual….

Like, if it were a roleplay where I knew about the camera, and he came in while I was “asleep,” slowly pulled the covers down, parted my legs gently, so as to not wake me. And stood there watching, stroking himself while taking in the way I’m lying on my front in just a T shirt. He might be watching the way my panties hug my pussy… he might even take a finger or two and toy around with the gusset, testing his limits to see what makes me stir. Maybe he’s even whispering filthy things under his breath as he gets more frustrated and horny. I think he probably lets the tip of his cock brush against my panty fabric, teasing me without waking me, until he finally cums all over my “sleeping” body 😈 .that would be insanely hot. Plus it would all be filmed so I get to see it too.

But if I didn’t know the camera was there for real? That would be a complete violation. For me personally.

Consent (Or lack of consent because it’s already been given is what makes it erotic and hot, not the absence of it!
So you sign a release when you check in.
“We are a very liberal community and have installed cameras in every room”
Our client list is at your disposal and you may tune into any of the cameras.
Note also, any hotel guest may tune into your camera and watch you enjoy our amenities.
Don’t be shy, let’s all enjoy ourselves and share.
 
That just screams grab my hips and take me all night emptying yourself in me until there is nothing left
The little look over the shoulder is telling you I’ve been waiting a second too long for that cock to come and enter me from behind.

Choose your hole. I’ll take either ;) I’m feeling generous this evening 😍
So you sign a release when you check in.
“We are a very liberal community and have installed cameras in every room”
Our client list is at your disposal and you may tune into any of the cameras.
Note also, any hotel guest may tune into your camera and watch you enjoy our amenities.
Don’t be shy, let’s all enjoy ourselves and share.
I feel like this is a great premise but everyone would end up having an orgy I think ;) I mean, if I tuned into multiple feeds that I was enjoying I’d want to round those people up and have them all in my room. I’m bisexual after all and I like to have options ;)
 
I’d like to think I’m good at a few things 😏

Playing the cello, (I’m a grade 8) speaking two languages, writing, cooking…drawing… (I got an A in my art GCSE and will never shut up about it). Baking… and also baking 😉 💨 🍃 to name a few….

but yes maybe, just maybe there’s a small possibility that I’m alright at the sex stuff too 😈
I think you need to be road tested on the sex stuff.
 
I’ve been practically celibate since the beginning of the year so, maybe I’m out of practise 😂
From what I’ve seen/read bean your energy is enough to showcase that despite your lack of current sex life (out of personal choice?) you are most certainly better in bed and at this whole being entertaining and alluring thing than most women. I think you could be crap in bed but no one would dare say it because of how HOT you are. Right I’ll stop spamming your feed. Too many beers. I’m off to land of nod. Sleep well little minx.
 
I’m about to go and laze in my bathtub so I’m gonna need something to read and entertain me…. The rule is that this must be foreplay for my brain only… unless you want to send me a tribute ( 😏 )

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I want to hear all your weirdest most obscure facts. (Eg, did you know that there is a species of anglerfish where the male fuses into the female’s body during sex and becomes a pair of testicles…?!! How freaking cool is that? I also bet you didn’t know it heheh)

I have a feeling some of you will have some super cool ones… Make a Bean smile and send em facts over.

Thankyouuu byeeeee 😘😘
*sits cluelessly on what to share*
 
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