“Incest doesn’t count!”

[Brandnewbuddy]

Not sure where this idea came from but here goes:

Deeply religious farming family drills a 3 lessons into their kids:

1. No sex before marriage. At all
2. No dating till you leave the house
3. Masturbation is a sin

This manifests in the kids growing up not being able to go on dates, not even dances (unless their siblings or cousins are their dates) and being very frustrated. Not helped by the fact that when they turn 18, unless they got a scholarship, they still wind up stuck at home and under their parents’ rules.

About the only company they have is their cousins (as the farm is looked after by about three households) who are also stuck under those rules.

One day while the parents are away, they get to talking and they come to some realizations:

1. Their parents weren’t okay with them dating their peers but they were okay with them going to dances with their cousins and siblings.

2. The Bible has Lot’sdaughters fuck him without them being married to him, and Adam and Eve’s kids probably screwed around with their parents or relationship.

Ergo: then technically if they fucked each other it technically doesn’t count. If nothing else, they are tired of coming up with ways to get around the “no masturbation rule”: the girls are tired of having to explain why their pillow covers are needing to be watched and the guys are tired of finding a safe place to make a hole.

So it starts awkwardly and at first it’s just between cousins but then it’s siblings. Things get worse on holidays when the cousins who came back expecting a boring vacation find them going at it and join in, showing them techniques they picked up at school.

By the time parents relax the rules, it’s too late. All their adult kids have decided they like their technically approved sex lives.

 

[William_Afton_1]

This concept of idea has great Potential in various emotions with great minds handling it and make it into a long series of stories

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

You're talking about large swaths of many countries these days.

 

[TheArsonist]

The idea reminds me a bit of "Use Your Sisters Instead" by Spector_Dugan.

 

[yano2mch]

Has traces of "Six Times a Day" by SpacerX, as well as 'it's only incest if' by Beating off Bob.

Six times a day neighbor Suzanne wants to convince Susan (why he did the two names so close to eachother in spelling i couldn't tell you) to sleep with her own son (that way it is easier if she can muscle her way in as his 'relief' for his 'medical condition') and some justifications include the bible and breaking down her religious resolve in order to help her son.

Only Incest If, is more a story where a boy is worried about breaking taboo from simple touching and kissing, to much further along; But sister keeps moving the end point of what incest qualifies as, even when full sex happens ending with the new line being 'only if you do it twice in a row' i believe.

 

[KindredFlame]

I have always thought about this one. Adam and Eve. Basically When Adam fucks Eve he is fucking himself as Eve was created from a rib from Adam.but let’s call her the first clone. She then had Cain, Able and Seth. So there must be a time that the boys had sex with their mother until Adam’s daughter arrived then there must have been sexual relations within the family to produce more offspring. So Adam probably fucked his daughters also then as Adam had ten boys Eve must have been a very busy woman.

Apparently this is still a conversation that the church is still having. But it is an interesting one.

 

[KindredFlame]

I have been thinking about this thread most of the week. Employing Literotica’s moral code would make the story of life from Adam and Eve next to impossible.

Adam fucks eve and has 10 sons and has a few daughters also so the first son fucks his mother eve and immediately gives her a child then when the second son comes of age 10 months later he fucks his mom and gives her a chilled once again at the first try Adam must have been fucking each daughter as she came of age. And then the son’s and daughters also were fucking once they were of age. Difficult however I do not recall there is any mention of Adam and Eves age when Eve gave birth to her first son.

 

[KindredFlame]

I have taken this to a new thread as I think it deserves a thread of its own.

 

[PhoenixLord]

I have been thinking about this thread most of the week. Employing Literotica’s moral code would make the story of life from Adam and Eve next to impossible.

Adam fucks eve and has 10 sons and has a few daughters also so the first son fucks his mother eve and immediately gives her a child then when the second son comes of age 10 months later he fucks his mom and gives her a chilled once again at the first try Adam must have been fucking each daughter as she came of age. And then the sones and daughters also were fucking once they were of age. Difficult however I do not recall there is any mention of Adam and Eves age when Eve gave birth to her first son.

I think Good Omens establishes a fundamental truth that the Bible misses, or chooses to ignore, that the people spawned from Adam and Eve were not the first humans on Earth, just the ones that came after their exile. Eve gives birth to Cain and Abel, but I doubt that from her, the entire human race is spawned, especially since, at the time of the flood, Aziraphale and Crowley contemplate that the Almighty is only flooding the locals, not the Chinese, the native Americans, or the Australians.

 

[KindredFlame]

I think Good Omens establishes a fundamental truth that the Bible misses, or chooses to ignore, that the people spawned from Adam and Eve were not the first humans on Earth, just the ones that came after their exile. Eve gives birth to Cain and Abel, but I doubt that from her, the entire human race is spawned, especially since, at the time of the flood, Aziraphale and Crowley contemplate that the Almighty is only flooding the locals, not the Chinese, the native Americans, or the Australians.

You need to read my start of the story. Would love your take on it.

 

[PhoenixLord]

Good Omens or the incest doesnt count story?

 

[KindredFlame]

Good Omens or the incest doesnt count story?

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/adam-and-eve-the-true-story-or-is-it.1638217/

 

[Rob_Royale]

I like this. I would go balls out with this idea, creating an entire new religion and culture.

Start the story off with a quote from a fictional bible, so the reader understands that they are not in Kansas anymore.

This culture, in the last century was rife with single parents, which caused a variety of societal ills, and the church decided that there are several factors leading to this.

So quoteing a obscure verse from their bible. "Until thy come into your own, breed only the unbreedable."

So the church decides to encourage parents to get vasectories or tubal ligations, so they might 'instruct' their children and keep them from breeding until they 'come into their own' which means choosing and trianing in some sort of vocation.

If there are no parents, the church selects a volunteer "sponsor' from the childless married couples or widows/widowers in the congregtion. They are responsible for housing and feeding and 'training' the your person, for the 2-4 years of their vocational training.

Parents take care of their childs sexual well being, in every way, encouraging the young people to endulge themselves whenever they want to.

All supported by the church and congregation. When they are trained in all aspects, they are encouraged to date and mingle, and when two young people decide to marry, the prospective in laws are encouraged to sample the prospectives and verify that their training is adequate.
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By creating a new culture, it makes suspension of disbelief so much easier and the reader can just enjoy it in a 'turn your brain off' kind of way.

So many avenues and options in a situation like this. Hell, making up weird religious doctrine and bible quotes would be half the fun of writing it.

 

[Melody_Lightdraft2]

I have always thought about this one. Adam and Eve. Basically When Adam fucks Eve he is fucking himself as Eve was created from a rib from Adam.but let’s call her the first clone. She then had Cain, Able and Seth. So there must be a time that the boys had sex with their mother until Adam’s daughter arrived then there must have been sexual relations within the family to produce more offspring. So Adam probably fucked his daughters also then as Adam had ten boys Eve must have been a very busy woman.

Apparently this is still a conversation that the church is still having. But it is an interesting one.

I can never understand that an all powerful God creates the World, all the animals but does not instantly populate the world with humans?

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I can never understand that an all powerful God creates the World, all the animals but does not instantly populate the world with humans?

She hates people. She thought they'd be no more than food for the animals.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

honestly I read it as the garden of Eden was a testing ground before the rest of the planet got populated.

So here was my understanding:

God: okay, made herbivores, carnivores, plants, bacteria. Okay, now to make a species that can worship me.

A day later:

God: DAMMIT ADAM! STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE ANIMALS

Adam: but it looked like fun?

God: okay…uh, Lilith I need you to be his wife.

Lilith: *shrugs*

Next day:

God: what the fuuuuuuuck? Why are you in a maid outfit Adam?

Adam: what’s a maid?

God: not the point who did this to you?

Lilith: babygirl, come here and get mama a drink. I just made a new strap to replace the one I broke off in ya. Thank you god. I love this bitch so much. I’ve already got like 80 million kids.

God: FUUUUUUCK.

Next day;

God: okay. Adam, this is Eve. I managed to make you a wife AND fix the odd rib number issue. Now go make babies!

Adam and Eve: but if we’re made from the same person won’t that lead to a lack of genetic diversity in our offspring

God: FUUUUUUUCK…wait, how do you know that?

Adam and Eve: we ate the forbidden fruit.

God: I PUT UP A SIGN!

Adam and Eve: we couldn’t read it until we ate the fruit. Also, isn’t it more pressing that you haven’t separated us into individual personalities?

God: SHIT

Next day:
God: okay, I reset your intelligence, rewrote Eve’s DNA, and hit you on the noggin so you’d be out of sync. Now don’t eat that fruit, make lots of babies, and don’t top Adam, Eve.!

Snake: god, I am not cool with these legs and arms.

God: sorry, I do not recgonize animals as having souls or intelligence

Snake: hey can you two remake me? I am in hell.

Eve: *getting her back blown out* I have no idea what that means

Snake: here, eat this fruit

Adam and Eve: yum…ah shit

God: ah shit is right! You two are banished! And snake, I’m taking your limbs!

Snake: YES.

Adam: so I guess we just have babies with our babies?

God: …shit. No. Just…just no. Have some kids first we’ll figure things out.

Later:

God: …how the fuck do you murder someone cause I liked their gift a bit better. I’d kill you but we only have three people.

Cain: yeah, I been meaning to ask about that.

God: FUCK IT YOU’RE A VAMPIRE NOW! Or something…fuck it. You try and make one species to worship you and it all goes tits up.

Eve: so I’m pregnant child number three but frankly I am tired of having kids especially if it always ends in murder. Can we have Lilith come back? Adam was telling me about her and I think she sounds kind of hot.

God: …y’know what? Pulling up my tablet and I’m just going to go into production with the flawed beings I decided to make my worshippers. I don’t even care anymore. Go fuck yourselves. I’m leaving!

 

[NuclearFairy]

Canonically, in the whole so and so begat so and so portion of the bible, Adam and Eve's kids all married each other.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Canonically, in the whole so and so begat so and so portion of the bible, Adam and Eve's kids all married each other.

"The word marriage appeared around 1300 and is borrowed from Old French mariage (12th century),"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage


Leave it to the French to screw it all up.

 

[Melody_Lightdraft2]

honestly I read it as the garden of Eden was a testing ground before the rest of the planet got populated.

So here was my understanding:

God: okay, made herbivores, carnivores, plants, bacteria. Okay, now to make a species that can worship me.

A day later:

God: DAMMIT ADAM! STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE ANIMALS

Adam: but it looked like fun?

God: okay…uh, Lilith I need you to be his wife.

Lilith: *shrugs*

Next day:

God: what the fuuuuuuuck? Why are you in a maid outfit Adam?

Adam: what’s a maid?

God: not the point who did this to you?

Lilith: babygirl, come here and get mama a drink. I just made a new strap to replace the one I broke off in ya. Thank you god. I love this bitch so much. I’ve already got like 80 million kids.

God: FUUUUUUCK.

Next day;

God: okay. Adam, this is Eve. I managed to make you a wife AND fix the odd rib number issue. Now go make babies!

Adam and Eve: but if we’re made from the same person won’t that lead to a lack of genetic diversity in our offspring

God: FUUUUUUUCK…wait, how do you know that?

Adam and Eve: we ate the forbidden fruit.

God: I PUT UP A SIGN!

Adam and Eve: we couldn’t read it until we ate the fruit. Also, isn’t it more pressing that you haven’t separated us into individual personalities?

God: SHIT

Next day:
God: okay, I reset your intelligence, rewrote Eve’s DNA, and hit you on the noggin so you’d be out of sync. Now don’t eat that fruit, make lots of babies, and don’t top Adam, Eve.!

Snake: god, I am not cool with these legs and arms.

God: sorry, I do not recgonize animals as having souls or intelligence

Snake: hey can you two remake me? I am in hell.

Eve: *getting her back blown out* I have no idea what that means

Snake: here, eat this fruit

Adam and Eve: yum…ah shit

God: ah shit is right! You two are banished! And snake, I’m taking your limbs!

Snake: YES.

Adam: so I guess we just have babies with our babies?

God: …shit. No. Just…just no. Have some kids first we’ll figure things out.

Later:

God: …how the fuck do you murder someone cause I liked their gift a bit better. I’d kill you but we only have three people.

Cain: yeah, I been meaning to ask about that.

God: FUCK IT YOU’RE A VAMPIRE NOW! Or something…fuck it. You try and make one species to worship you and it all goes tits up.

Eve: so I’m pregnant child number three but frankly I am tired of having kids especially if it always ends in murder. Can we have Lilith come back? Adam was telling me about her and I think she sounds kind of hot.

God: …y’know what? Pulling up my tablet and I’m just going to go into production with the flawed beings I decided to make my worshippers. I don’t even care anymore. Go fuck yourselves. I’m leaving!

"God is alive, and well and working on a much less ambitious project.”
Albert Einstein.

 

[KindredFlame]

"God is alive, and well and working on a much less ambitious project.”
Albert Einstein.

Yes I agree with that analogy but I would add entertain me. For the purpose of keeping my story alive. LoL