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What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Planning a solo fun session tonight when all of my family is out of the house for a few hours. What to do, what to do? Lit live chat? Some videos and audios or erotic stories? I’m kind of excited because it doesn’t happen very often. Lol!
 
I'm thinking it's been a crazy arse day

Started off nice.. Went for a walk, wrote a little note to a special person, hung out with a friend for a few hours..

Then I come home and my kid calls from my parents house to inform me they accidently nearly burned the house down! (left a tea towel on the hob which hadn't been turned off)
Then I hang up and immediately start hearing yelling and I peek outside to see my new neighbour across the street having a full screaming match with my other friend.
Then I ended up being an emergency babysitter (still am) because her kids were getting upset and the police have been called.
Then my dog got wound up by the excitement and yeeted one of his toys at my head!

I am ready for a bottle of wine and a straw 🤣
 
RosewoodTulip said:
I'm thinking it's been a crazy arse day

Started off nice.. Went for a walk, wrote a little note to a special person, hung out with a friend for a few hours..

Then I come home and my kid calls from my parents house to inform me they accidently nearly burned the house down! (left a tea towel on the hob which hadn't been turned off)
Then I hang up and immediately start hearing yelling and I peek outside to see my new neighbour across the street having a full screaming match with my other friend.
Then I ended up being an emergency babysitter (still am) because her kids were getting upset and the police have been called.
Then my dog got wound up by the excitement and yeeted one of his toys at my head!

I am ready for a bottle of wine and a straw 🤣
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Hopefully your day will end peacefully!
 
RosewoodTulip said:
I'm thinking it's been a crazy arse day

Started off nice.. Went for a walk, wrote a little note to a special person, hung out with a friend for a few hours..

Then I come home and my kid calls from my parents house to inform me they accidently nearly burned the house down! (left a tea towel on the hob which hadn't been turned off)
Then I hang up and immediately start hearing yelling and I peek outside to see my new neighbour across the street having a full screaming match with my other friend.
Then I ended up being an emergency babysitter (still am) because her kids were getting upset and the police have been called.
Then my dog got wound up by the excitement and yeeted one of his toys at my head!

I am ready for a bottle of wine and a straw 🤣
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Misery likes company?

All I needed to do was one load of laundry. Just one fucking load. Then I was going to possibly go meet a friend for lunch. Did that happen? Fuck no. I smell something burning from the laundry room and boom - smoke coming out of the fucking washer. The whole fucking front end where all the buttons are located are half melted.

Three fucking years and the best part? Fucking warranty expired in December. FML.

Let's add salt to the wound. We just finished paying off the CC for Home Depot and now we're right back on it with the new fucking washer I bought!

Let me add a sprinkle of lime to the wound. The fucking store associate was oogling my breasts. Why? Because in my anger I put on a practically sheer white tee over a bright blue bra. FML. I had to snap my fingers and ask for someone else.

I just got home 30 minutes ago and ordered pizza. Fuck it. Halfway through my first week of my 2-week staycation and this shit happens. Foreboding much?!
 
LatinaCarmen1980 said:
Misery likes company?

All I needed to do was one load of laundry. Just one fucking load. Then I was going to possibly go meet a friend for lunch. Did that happen? Fuck no. I smell something burning from the laundry room and boom - smoke coming out of the fucking washer. The whole fucking front end where all the buttons are located are half melted.

Three fucking years and the best part? Fucking warranty expired in December. FML.

Let's add salt to the wound. We just finished paying off the CC for Home Depot and now we're right back on it with the new fucking washer I bought!

Let me add a sprinkle of lime to the wound. The fucking store associate was oogling my breasts. Why? Because in my anger I put on a practically sheer white tee over a bright blue bra. FML. I had to snap my fingers and ask for someone else.

I just got home 30 minutes ago and ordered pizza. Fuck it. Halfway through my first week of my 2-week staycation and this shit happens. Foreboding much?!
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Or we are getting the shit out of the way early so the rest of our time can be great!

I'm sorry you've had a rubbish day
 
RosewoodTulip said:
Or we are getting the shit out of the way early so the rest of our time can be great!

I'm sorry you've had a rubbish day
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I'm going with that. I'm waiting on pizza and if that bitch is here late or messed up somehow - fuck it. I might as well go back to work. If I wanted to be screwed over I might as well get paid for it.

What else can I do but smile and laugh?!
 
LatinaCarmen1980 said:
Misery likes company?

All I needed to do was one load of laundry. Just one fucking load. Then I was going to possibly go meet a friend for lunch. Did that happen? Fuck no. I smell something burning from the laundry room and boom - smoke coming out of the fucking washer. The whole fucking front end where all the buttons are located are half melted.

Three fucking years and the best part? Fucking warranty expired in December. FML.

Let's add salt to the wound. We just finished paying off the CC for Home Depot and now we're right back on it with the new fucking washer I bought!

Let me add a sprinkle of lime to the wound. The fucking store associate was oogling my breasts. Why? Because in my anger I put on a practically sheer white tee over a bright blue bra. FML. I had to snap my fingers and ask for someone else.

I just got home 30 minutes ago and ordered pizza. Fuck it. Halfway through my first week of my 2-week staycation and this shit happens. Foreboding much?!
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Now that sucks, have a cocktail now too. Cheers.
 
Trying to enjoy a lazy day off but being to mentally horny to behave myself properly.

Mentally horny: When the mind is playing in the gutter, but the body is too damn tired to react properly.
 
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