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deft said:
Was looking for poetry, but all I could conjure up was... you're well fit.
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You know I absolutely love all compliments and would never discriminate ;) buttttt to be honest, the best compliments are never usually the ones wrapped up in cringey poetry or dressed up in whimsical/flowery language. ā€œI much prefer: fucking hell youā€™re well fitā€ over ā€œIf stars whispered secrets, I bet theyā€™d all be gossiping about how your smile keeps stealing their sparkleā€¦.ā€ Etc etc throw up throw upā€¦.šŸ¤¢

So yes. Youā€™re well fit is more than sufficient. In fact, I love it.
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Hey Jaws šŸ˜˜

Iā€™m SO down. Get that UK flight asap āœˆļø šŸ˜‰

Question is what dish would you make me to woo me šŸ™„

Found some old baking pics Iā€™ve not shared here yetā€¦. In the top left you can see Latvian ā€œpiragiā€ which is just a soft pastry filled with smoked bacon pieces and onion, (absolutely phenomenal), top right is a spread I made for a family friends 60th birthday, (I hand decorated all those cupcakes and did the toppings etc) thr cake is a Victorian sponge. And then on the bottom left we have my double chocolate brownies and a carrot & walnut cake!

I think I could cook, bake and fuck my way into most peopleā€™s hearts. It just seems most (unfortunately ) are undeserving of that love

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Looks delicious and you too!
 
Jaws82 said:
Oh god itā€™s only Wednesday
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Well? Perhaps it is a wet thong? Use your imagination!!!

Dear? The ā€œsourceā€ is you not the thong. Nice warm mouthfuls straight from you not a drop wasted! Then continue teasing and sucking for more!!
 
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SpicyBean99 said:
Like this one?


šŸ‘šŸ° Yes I know itā€™s not Thursday yet butā€¦



https://vlix.io/video/7cfc25d20fe7f7bcfd91/
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All this talk about cake.... could I introduce the notion of šŸ„§
SpicyBean99 said:
I want it to be the hardest week ever šŸ˜šŸ˜ that or nothingā€¦.
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The way things are going this ^ is a understatement
SpicyBean99 said:
You should see it when itā€™s covered inā€¦..
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I feel like this could be done.... by another means iykyk :unsure:
 
Iā€™m going to be away for most of the weekend, hopefully having lots of fun with my sister and heading to Camden. Anyone who remembers me from my first couple of weeks on this thread will remember that some of the first naughty content I ever posted here was as a result of me getting outrageously drunk in Camden market šŸ˜

Iā€™m feeling a certain type of way today, maybe itā€™s because Iā€™m excited to visit my favourite place in London, or maybe itā€™s because Iā€™m really fucking hornyā€¦. But I posted these in titty Tuesday and itā€™s now Thursday and I think you deserve to see it here tooā€¦.

ā€œTake my panties off please daddy. I got really wet and thereā€™s a mess in there I think you need to help me.ā€

Oopsie, I know you told me to wait but I really didnā€™t want tooā€¦.please come and play, Iā€™m bored.
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Iā€™m going to be away for most of the weekend, hopefully having lots of fun with my sister and heading to Camden. Anyone who remembers me from my first couple of weeks on this thread will remember that some of the first naughty content I ever posted here was as a result of me getting outrageously drunk in Camden market šŸ˜

Iā€™m feeling a certain type of way today, maybe itā€™s because Iā€™m excited to visit my favourite place in London, or maybe itā€™s because Iā€™m really fucking hornyā€¦. But I posted these in titty Tuesday and itā€™s now Thursday and I think you deserve to see it here tooā€¦.

ā€œTake my panties off please daddy. I got really wet and thereā€™s a mess in there I think you need to help me.ā€

Oopsie, I know you told me to wait but I really didnā€™t want tooā€¦.please come and play, Iā€™m bored.
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*checking train times to London*
 
SpicyBean99 said:
In that caseā€¦. Once youā€™re hereā€¦ Letā€™s sneak into a back alley and make out aggressively and passionately. You can cum into my panties and then treat me to a super fancy meal whilst Iā€™m dripping your release down my legs at the same time as I order wine?
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Let's sit close together in a booth so I can finger you under the table and scoop my spunk back into you, slick and slippy, until we finish our meal, skip the bill and finish what we started in the alley.
 
SpicyBean99 said:
In that caseā€¦. Once youā€™re hereā€¦ Letā€™s sneak into a back alley and make out aggressively and passionately. You can cum into my panties and then treat me to a super fancy meal whilst Iā€™m dripping your release down my legs at the same time as I order wine?
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You just described my ideal lunch break
 
deft said:
Let's sit close together in a booth so I can finger you under the table and scoop my spunk back into you, slick and slippy, until we finish our meal, skip the bill and finish what we started in the alley.
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Iā€™ll make sure to lick your fingers clean afterwards too of course šŸ˜

You think weā€™re actually finishing the meal? Weā€™re sneaking into a bathroom cubicle mid way through and fucking, pressed hard against the wall. We leave and sit back down all giggly and sweaty. The rest of the meal tastes even better at that point.
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Iā€™ll make sure to lick your fingers clean afterwards too of course šŸ˜

You think weā€™re actually finishing the meal? Weā€™re sneaking into a bathroom cubicle mid way through and fucking, pressed hard against the wall. We leave and sit back down all giggly and sweaty. The rest of the meal tastes even better at that point.
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Especially when the hot waitress slips you her number written on a napkin, with the word "3sum? xox".
 
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