~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Taegul]

He hasn't worn matching socks in 27 years.

 

[kellyt1994]

He hasn't worn matching socks in 27 years.

This is widely believed to be in the Bikini Team bylaws but who the fuck can read Swedish?

 

[EctoJohn]

Is on a quest to try every flavor of lollipop ever invented around the world.

 

[kellyt1994]

Uses candy as a euphemism for penii.

 

[MrPimms]

Once used a kilometre of strawberry shoelace candy to restrain a submissive, won a place in the Guinness Book of records for slurping said sweet in one inhale.

 

[EctoJohn]

Prefers their own version of the word aluminum or aluminium to either official spelling.

 

[Spurtulator]

Prefers their own version of the word aluminum or aluminium to either official spelling.

Never recycles aluminum cans

 

[peter252]

Has a fetish for empty cans

 

[Mewalkabout]

Once high fived a nun at a bar

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Absolutely loves mushrooms on pizza.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Once was a MC for a stip club

 

[Hotcoffee123]

Doesn’t actually care about your orgasm

 

[AngieGZC]

Doesn’t actually care about your orgasm

Cares too much about your orgasm

 

[smtst5]

Cares too much about your orgasm

Founded a local chapter of the pink taco club

 

[kellyt1994]

Often has sex dreams about Bill Cosby

 

[Cindy027]

Likes to think she is a killer on the trapeze but lacks the skill to flip an omelette.

 

[EctoJohn]

Believes Bigfoot hasn't been proven yet because they are a werewolf type creature.

 

[peter252]

Is a secret gigolo for older ladies

 

[kellyt1994]

Travels the country in a Good Times Machine trying to make it big in "competitive sausage eating".

 

[lilmissdarling]

She was an extra in the 1979 "film" Olympic Fever.

 

[Your_enigmatic_escape]

She's no more a darling than I am, & she works for nothing more than an arbitrator.

 

[EctoJohn]

Loves to convert old yachts into RVs.

 

[SusanHoward]

Authored NYT best-seller on strategies for winning tic-tac-toe.

 

[BDA73]

Authored NYT best-seller on strategies for winning tic-tac-toe.

Is Ron Howard's sister

 

[positiveflirt]

Is Ron Howard's sister

Came third in a pie-eating contest despite being very allergic to pie (received standing ovation)