How Many Do You Have

How many times have skipped work ?

Actually never. But I was 3 hours late due to having sex with a coworker …got my car stuck in a muddy field.
My job is so incredibly important that nobody noticed I was late.
Maybe I SHOULD skip work!

How many times have you puked due to alcohol?
 
Too many, well, once is too many. Maybe 10?

How many times have you had a crush on someone from Lit?
 
Not very frequently. Usually I feel excited about women - only to discover they already have a crush...lol...

How many messages from litsters new to you are in your box?
 
Zero!!

How many stale Keurig capsules do you have rolling around the back of your kitchen drawers?
 
Once and sometimes twice depending on what goes on.

How many times have you fallen asleep on the toilet? lol
 
Umm... zero? Is that a thing people do?

How many movies did you see in the theater in the past year?
 
How many times have you fallen asleep on the toilet? lol
Never LOL

How many friends with PM with today?
 
Zero actually at work in the building… rather a lot of times, travelling with a coworker between different offices.

How many times have you had sleep sex, where you barely recall making/receiving moves, yet somehow you are shagging with your partner?
 
Many times with family visiting.

How many other friends have been naked in your home?
 
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