How Many Do You Have

How many times on the balcony of your cruise ship suite?
Never been on a cruise ship but then I wouldn't know how to answer whatever you are trying to ask.

How many people can you fit at your dining room table?
 
Only a couple in my lifetime.

How many times have you only had sex with someone once?
 
How many times did you regret having sex with someone?
Only twice, oddly enough. One was the guy’s fault because he straight up lied to me about his relationship status. The other one, ugh, was my fault thanks to inebriation and inattentiveness. That resulted in lots of guilt and self-recrimination.

How many people have you had sex with only one time?
 
How many times have skipped work ?

Actually never. But I was 3 hours late due to having sex with a coworker …got my car stuck in a muddy field.
My job is so incredibly important that nobody noticed I was late.
Maybe I SHOULD skip work!

How many times have you puked due to alcohol?
 
Too many, well, once is too many. Maybe 10?

How many times have you had a crush on someone from Lit?
 
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