Countries as women

[TheNovelist2000]

Lately, I've been seeing some geography-related pages on Instagram that personify countries. For example, one post depicts a woman representing Poland being dominated by Nazi Germany and Communist Russia. I found it oddly arousing, and it gave me the idea that maybe we could write stories about personified countries. Is that possible? And is it allowed on Literotica? Maybe something like World War II rewritten as a fight between two groups of girls without the horrifying parts.

If you all find this silly, I apologise in advance.


Here's an Instagram link to one of the pages for you all to check out: https://www.instagram.com/ubs_flags?utm_source=qr&igsh=YW9uMWkwNTY2YmQz

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Was it related to this anime?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hetalia:_Axis_Powers_characters

 

[TheNovelist2000]

Was it related to this anime?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hetalia:_Axis_Powers_characters

My God! I didn’t know something like that existed. I thought this could be a new frontier in porn, since I only recently discovered the concept of personified countries as sexy women. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. But yes, I’d prefer most countries to be represented by women—although I wouldn’t mind some countries, like the German Fatherland, being male.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

So Francine and Germa are both deep into each others trenches, until Francine surrenders to Germa's superior skills. Even so Francine digs in to tease Germa from time to time.

The backdoor neighbour Ursula King joins into the relationship, often meeting at the creek between the houses. Sometimes they sneak into Francine's or Ursula's house.

In the meantime it isn't enough for Germa. She's got a big libido. Together with Ruth they decide to seduce Paulina. She's unable to resist their combined charms.

Ruth continues to Freya, but the petite blonde is much more feisty than anticipated. Despite her frosty exterior she's as warm blooded as they come in the bedroom.

All the relentless sex and relationship schemes take their toll. No one gets any sleep. Finally Uma Stata decided to join in. She was incredibly reluctant and didn't want to have anything to do with the rambunctious sex. However, some sweet words from Ursula and a surprise nightly visit of Japana bring the big girl into action, using big power toys when she arrives. She's highly competitive to a degree it makes the other women uncomfortable.

 

[TheNovelist2000]

This is the funniest shit ever I totally lost it when the big girl Uma Stata showed up with her big toys. I can't.

 

[TheLobster]

So, rule 34 for Polandball? I see nothing wrong with that

(Though unfortunately the site might, as this can pretty easily go into contemporary politics).

 

[LupusDei]

... concept of personified countries as sexy women.

I don't know about other gendered languages, but in Latvian (with is a strongly dual-gendered language grammatically, absolutely everything is either masculine or feminine with no neutral options whatsoever) all countries, continents, major regions, islands... are all feminine, pretty much anything *-land is female, and yes, planets, stars, rivers... but counties, districts, lakes, ditches, moons are all masculine. Major cities are almost all feminine, but with rare exceptions, although small towns and house names, typically rendered as plural nouns, are almost evenly mixed.

 

[TheNovelist2000]

I don't know about other gendered languages, but in Latvian (with is a strongly dual-gendered language grammatically, absolutely everything is either masculine or feminine with no neutral options whatsoever) all countries, continents, major regions, islands... are all feminine, pretty much anything *-land is female, and yes, planets, stars, rivers... but counties, districts, lakes, ditches, moons are all masculine. Major cities are almost all feminine, but with rare exceptions, although small towns and house names, typically rendered as plural nouns, are almost evenly mixed.

Yes, it depends on the language. Many languages are gendered, and each has its own way of categorizing nouns. Even in non-gendered languages, some countries are considered masculine while others are seen as feminine.

 

[TheLobster]

English itself has the “respectful she” (I don’t know what’s the official name for it), where inanimate nouns are sometimes gendered female as a sign of affection, respect, devotion, etc. Applies most often to vessels, vehicles and also countries, in expressions like “the British Crown and all her colonies.”

 

[TheNovelist2000]

English itself has the “respectful she” (I don’t know what’s the official name for it), where inanimate nouns are sometimes gendered female as a sign of affection, respect, devotion, etc. Applies most often to vessels, vehicles and also countries, in expressions like “the British Crown and all her colonies.”

Yes, more so in the past. Especially, if you have some emotional attachment to something. E.g. I love my iPhone 5 very much. She's been with me over a decade.