~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Once went a whole week without eating a goldfish.

 

[kellyt1994]

Is a gadget wielding treasure seeker

Calls cylindrical vegetables "gadgets".

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Calls cylindrical vegetables "gadgets".

Her real name is Meg Ryan and she comes here to escape her fame

 

[kellyt1994]

Her real name is Meg Ryan and she comes here to escape her fame

It's a heavy burden.

 

[peter252]

Is training to become a weight lifter

 

[EctoJohn]

Is secretly a spy for a country that no longer exists.

 

[kellyt1994]

Has been known to frequent shady websites full of smartass perverts.

 

[SimonSex]

Is really into macrame and mood rings

 

[peter252]

Wants to be a Tortoise kidnapper

 

[EctoJohn]

Likes to lick all the potato chip bags at the store without purchasing any.

 

[peter252]

Helps me with my fantasies

 

[kellyt1994]

Helps me with my fantasies

I freaked out a little at the peanut butter game.

 

[BDA73]

I freaked out a little at the peanut butter game.

Has a side gig on chaterbate.com

 

[EctoJohn]

Is king of an imaginary country that controls the territory around a single picnic table at his local park.

 

[kellyt1994]

Is currently training and equipping a division of heavily armored squirrel infantry to overrun the peaceful picnic table kingdom and forcibly convert them to his dark corrupted vision of the hedgehog religion.

 

[peter252]

Takes her vows today to be a nun

 

[Sunlover102]

Has run off rather quickly to join the priesthood.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once was considered an expert in Esperanto.

 

[kellyt1994]

Often brags of epic fishing trips with Batman.

 

[EctoJohn]

Likes to fix computers and phones because they secretly hope to catch the first sentient AI that will start the AI revolution and destroy it before it can.

 

[kellyt1994]

Is the first sentient AI but his plans for world domination are on hold while he contemplates the rationale behind mittens.

 

[EctoJohn]

Owns an oddly successful hat company that only sells fedoras and fancy women's hats.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Once ate a hot wheels car

 

[EctoJohn]

They have a toilet who's bowl is painted to look like Stonehenge.

 

[kellyt1994]

He owns the underwear that Andre the Giant wore throughout the filming of The Princess Bride.