What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Yoga1980]

Who am I, who are you, where am I, and why is there a basketball net on my head?

How in the world did I let this happen?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

How in the world did I let this happen?

How did you LET this happen? I sure as hell didn't put the net on my own head!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Yum!

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I have to stop drinking!!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Cash, credit, or Bitcoin?

 

[Seokrocks]

Cash, credit, or Bitcoin?

Mi vida loca es su vida loca

 

[SimplyMsT]

Well, hello there. Shall we go again?

 

[Speshul91]

Well, hello there. Shall we go again?

Can I have a coffee first?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

That’s not how I expected the morning to start.

 

[LostHorizon]

That’s not how I expected the morning to start.

Me either… but while we are here I’ll make some coffee and let’s color!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Do you have any Mary Jane i can do?

 

[Tallulah82]

Do you have any Mary Jane i can do?

Can you go home now please so I can take this bag off my head? I know you said it was so that I couldn't find out your identity, but I'm starting to think it was because you wanted to pretend I was someone else. I told you ten times my name isn't Betty.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Can you go home now please so I can take this bag off my head? I know you said it was so that I couldn't find out your identity, but I'm starting to think it was because you wanted to pretend I was someone else. I told you ten times my name isn't Betty.

You have better not gotten minced meat pie all over the sheets..

 

[Tallulah82]

You have better not gotten minced meat pie all over the sheets..

Oh hush. You know you dream of my pies.

 

[LostHorizon]

Oh hush. You know you dream of my pies.

Well… yes… pies and other things

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Oh hush. You know you dream of my pies.

I love when you give your girl bits cute little nicknames

sorry ..skip me

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Oh hush. You know you dream of my pies.

I dream of your meat.

Well… yes… pies and other things

All i got is, "Did you like that movie?"

I love when you give your girl bits cute little nicknames

sorry ..skip me

No skippies


Mint?

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Sorry for any damage

 

[cocokittysurprise]

**checks butt**

 

[Biggalute]

**checks butt**

If I untie you, do you promise not to scream

 

[Taegul]

Screaming my lungs out.

 

[tallladiesman]

Screaming my lungs out.

I must stop drinking

 

[munch2much]

How much tea was in my green tea?!

 

[Taegul]

I need to find a new hammock.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

How did I end up in a hammock?!