filt
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Good morning, bonjour, buenos dias, buongiorno, bom dia,
If you’ve been on Lit for about a million years, you might just remember me. Rumours of my demise are untrue.
Life has been a bit of a challenge littered with loss and some challenging medical and life issues (rumours of aforementioned demise are still untrue) and now I find myself with the time and urge for a new, fun chapter of my life.
Then I woke this morning to see it’s about to really kick off in the Middle East so better strike whilst we are all still here!
So, who am I? In a long term relationship that is not unhappy but when you’re 6’6 and have a booming voice to be unseen and unheard can be difficult. If you can relate, then maybe you’re the kind of person I seek.
So, yes, I am 6’6, my head might be the only thing in the United Kingdom that’s been banged more than Bonnie Blue. I have a Viking like presence (no, I am not that shallow, it was a testimonial from a previous partner), with a shaved head, green eyes, glasses, short but thick beard, huge hands, sculpted thighs and massive feet (14/US15/49 to you Europeans)
As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t take much seriously, I have a quirky turn of phrase, I am articulate, adventurous, open mind, I curse like a sailor (fuck knows why they get a bad wrap for profanity) and I have a heart of gold; despite the lack of seriousness, I give good advice and I am respectful despite that not seeming obvious based on the way I talk.
I love sunshine, I’ve a love affair with Europe, especially Spain - what a country. I love to be active, I have a filthy lust of spin classes, dogs are the greatest gift on humanity and we should all strive to be more like them. I love sport, I’m a semi professional gambler (I know - weird) and I have a keen football interest and a growing NFL curiosity - if you’re not a sport fan, I am not the type who talks incessantly on the subject.
As I have said, I have been here on and off forever and I have had some phenomenal connections on and off line. I have no expectations. I do however have a lot of time on my hands, I start work very early in the mornings, I appreciate calls/ voice notes when our schedules infrequently align and I love to truly get to know someone.
I’d like you to be conversational, active in some degree, curious, the darker the mind and humour the better as I have a habit of saying hideous things because I find them shocking or amusing even if I don’t mean it.
Anyway, I have rambled on long enough, feel free to read some of the nonsense I’ve written here, perhaps I’ll make a new friend, if we’ve spoke before don’t be too mean here you might put people off!
Laters haters
If you’ve been on Lit for about a million years, you might just remember me. Rumours of my demise are untrue.
Life has been a bit of a challenge littered with loss and some challenging medical and life issues (rumours of aforementioned demise are still untrue) and now I find myself with the time and urge for a new, fun chapter of my life.
Then I woke this morning to see it’s about to really kick off in the Middle East so better strike whilst we are all still here!
So, who am I? In a long term relationship that is not unhappy but when you’re 6’6 and have a booming voice to be unseen and unheard can be difficult. If you can relate, then maybe you’re the kind of person I seek.
So, yes, I am 6’6, my head might be the only thing in the United Kingdom that’s been banged more than Bonnie Blue. I have a Viking like presence (no, I am not that shallow, it was a testimonial from a previous partner), with a shaved head, green eyes, glasses, short but thick beard, huge hands, sculpted thighs and massive feet (14/US15/49 to you Europeans)
As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t take much seriously, I have a quirky turn of phrase, I am articulate, adventurous, open mind, I curse like a sailor (fuck knows why they get a bad wrap for profanity) and I have a heart of gold; despite the lack of seriousness, I give good advice and I am respectful despite that not seeming obvious based on the way I talk.
I love sunshine, I’ve a love affair with Europe, especially Spain - what a country. I love to be active, I have a filthy lust of spin classes, dogs are the greatest gift on humanity and we should all strive to be more like them. I love sport, I’m a semi professional gambler (I know - weird) and I have a keen football interest and a growing NFL curiosity - if you’re not a sport fan, I am not the type who talks incessantly on the subject.
As I have said, I have been here on and off forever and I have had some phenomenal connections on and off line. I have no expectations. I do however have a lot of time on my hands, I start work very early in the mornings, I appreciate calls/ voice notes when our schedules infrequently align and I love to truly get to know someone.
I’d like you to be conversational, active in some degree, curious, the darker the mind and humour the better as I have a habit of saying hideous things because I find them shocking or amusing even if I don’t mean it.
Anyway, I have rambled on long enough, feel free to read some of the nonsense I’ve written here, perhaps I’ll make a new friend, if we’ve spoke before don’t be too mean here you might put people off!
Laters haters
