Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"
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LoneMilf
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Why not just 'I Scream'?What's the scariest food?
(Bagels and Scream Cheese...)
Excellent alternative answer. Now we have TWO dad jokes...
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Love that
NCneedslove_18
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Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
(Because he was picking his nose)
(Because he was picking his nose)
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what is a snowman’s favorite spice?
( chili pepper)
( chili pepper)
NCneedslove_18
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Sunday’s can be a little sad…but the day before is Saturday
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Why are deer bad dancers?
(Because they really do have two left feet)
(Because they really do have two left feet)
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OK. This one’s a long one, but it always makes me chuckle:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $10000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $10000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $10000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $10000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Why couldn't the pepper compete in archery ?
MrPimms
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I don’t know …
sarahbear85
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He didnt habenero
MrPimms
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Ok, that made me laugh!
sarahbear85
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What are Mario's favorite pants?
MrPimms
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I don’t know, what are Mario’s favourite pants?
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(Think dungeon music) denim denim denim
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sarahbear85
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He had nothing to wear?
sarahbear85
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Aww so sad for him lol
sarahbear85
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Why did the scarecrow get an award
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I don’t know, why did the scarecrow get an award?
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