PrettyLilPussy19
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My 3am brain
🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄
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Passionate_Gent
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The traffic getting back
Tallulah82
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"I've changed." Then proceeding to witness them being exactly the same as before. Jokes that miss the mark. Emotional blackmail. Flirt that just oozes sleaze. Yeah. Sure.
I've just had to pick my eyeballs up and put them back in my head, because they rolled so hard they fell out.
I've just had to pick my eyeballs up and put them back in my head, because they rolled so hard they fell out.
LordofDargaardkeep
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bring them over here to the emergency eye wash station so we can polish them bitches up and give you a new pair of rose colored safety lenses...
Tallulah82
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I am all for you polishing my balls, but I prefer to keep them rose-tinted free, thank you. I prefer to see true colours!bring them over here to the emergency eye wash station so we can polish them bitches up and give you a new pair of rose colored safety lenses...
LordofDargaardkeep
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I use to like mine polished... now I just like to make sure the saggy sack fuckers are in the right place when I sit down so I dont smash the fuckers ..I am all for you polishing my balls, but I prefer to keep them rose-tinted free, thank you. I prefer to see true colours!
Wait... I am not sure I am talking about the right balls?
OldDirtyAltGuy
EVOO
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With me you get what you see, baby.
I'm old.
I'm dirty.
I'm an alt.
And, I'm a guy.
It doesn't get any more fake real than that.
Take me. I'm yours.
Rawr.
TongueLust
Bruja-Hija De Yemaya
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A one-upper.
LatinaCarmen1980
Love and laughter
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A dumb ass, overachieving, brown nosing, twatwaffle (recently heard that word) who would keep her fucking cock-slobbering, kiss ass mouth shut.
TongueLust
Bruja-Hija De Yemaya
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I can't stand brown-nosers.
munch2much
Intelligence is sexy
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Hey don’t hold back on account of us!
Neanderthal247
On and off
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Send that cock slobbering whore my way, I'll take care of that mouth.
I know, I sound soooo creepy
LatinaCarmen1980
Love and laughter
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Whaaaaat? You?! Nahhhhhhh!Send that cock slobbering whore my way, I'll take care of that mouth.
~Elizabeth~
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Blatant cries for attention. 
mrdeeds7625
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So I told someone my spending limit, inflated of course. They did some work and wouldn’t you know within 20 bucks of my max. Now I’m practically broke. 
PrettyLilPussy19
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Countries will make whole entire laws to protect their kids from sex on the internet but won't teach sex ed in school - or god forbid! - have potentially uncomfortable conversations with their own children.
SalaciousMonkey22
Too sexy for an AV🔥
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Why is that the crazy brain hour?!?!
PrettyLilPussy19
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KinkyLaughs
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Loudmouth people in public. Moved far away from source. Too early for that shit too.
Passionate_Gent
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people being unnecessarily rude
cactusjack0584
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People being so unnecessarily fake in general like seriously you don’t actually like any of that shit you claim to
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