What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Tallulah82]

There's a difference between wanting to keep your life private from certain people online, and being fake. If you can't tell the difference, then you're the reason why people don't let you into their lives behind the posts.

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm wondering how many people actually own and use bidets?

 

[Cindy027]

That I am way too nervous / excited for this happening in 2hrs and 40 mins. I wish I knew where I could get edibles that you all talk about

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I can't be the only lucky one who found a great person here on lit....

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm wondering how many people actually own and use bidets?

We used to have a bidet, and it got used to wash sand off feet (we live close to a beach). But we didn't replace it when we got the bathroom redone. Now we have sand in socks and shoes more.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm wondering how many people actually own and use bidets?

We have bidet sprayers on all our toilets since 2020.

 

[Sundayschild]

So do y'all use them for washing your asses? Or just for flip flops and show?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

A spa day would be so amazing to me right now…
I am in need to be royally pampered.

Your "E-spa" day...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Is it Friday yet?

 

[redsnowbunny]

I'm wondering how many people actually own and use bidets?

In Italy, 90% of the population.
Everywhere else, I don’t know.

 

[redsnowbunny]

We have bidet sprayers on all our toilets since 2020.

Those are quite useful, and space saving if you have a small bathroom.

 

[PixiePrincess1]

That in the past the thought of calling a man daddy wasn't for me. But over the last year the idea has seriously turned me on. And that's just the idea.
I'd probably have multiple orgasms if I did it for real.

 

[munch2much]

Is it Friday yet?

Yes! If you are at work, go home immediately. If anyone asks questions, say “Munch said it was Ok.”
If they are into expressionist painting, you can emphasise the point with a short but anguished scream.

I think you will find they stop bothering you at that point.

 

[Cindy027]

That’s really sagacious!

I had to look that up but just for a moment I wanted you all to think I was cleva

 

[redsnowbunny]

I had to look that up but just for a moment I wanted you all to think I was cleva

Mission Accomplished!!!!!

 

[MissSNG]

Phew! I can breathe just a teensy bit easier for now

 

[Sundayschild]

That in the past the thought of calling a man daddy wasn't for me. But over the last year the idea has seriously turned me on. And that's just the idea.
I'd probably have multiple orgasms if I did it for real.

I can't say I've been unapposed when it came up in the past...

 

[Sundayschild]

That’s really sagacious!
As you might have surmised, I am more keen on words than math.
Loved the word play!

'I see' he said epexegetically.

 

[redsnowbunny]

epexegetically

I had to look it up, you know!!

 

[Photog1rl]

I miss embedded gifs more than nudity on Lit.

 

[Sundayschild]

I had to look it up, you know!!

It's from a Roald Dahl short story where he talks about how authors put in a long word to make themselves sound very intelligent. The response is what I wrote. Always cracked me up. Very Meta.

 

[Sundayschild]

I miss embedded gifs more than nudity on Lit.

Nudity is gone?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Phew! I can breathe just a teensy bit easier for now

Isn't orgasming great for cardio and stress relief!

 

[Photog1rl]

Nudity is gone?

You can't post nude pics directly. It must be linked. I miss the directly posted gifs more than direct posted nudity. If that makes sense.

 

[redsnowbunny]

I miss embedded gifs more than nudity on Lit.

Yes. A thousand time YES.
imagine now, if you will, Meg Ryan fake orgasming gif.