Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Speaking as the only person who has seen this pic without the face blurred…

1. Spend a year talking to her and gain her trust over an extended period of time.
2. Have more than one post associated with your brand new profile.
3. Don’t send a single picture of your dick until she asks for it.
Sound advice. Especially that last bit 🤣
 
Speaking as the only person who has seen this pic without the face blurred…

1. Spend a year talking to her and gain her trust over an extended period of time.
2. Have more than one post associated with your brand new profile.
3. Don’t send a single picture of your dick until she asks for it.
I'd also add, having a buttfuck dumb name like UKBreastInspector waves more than a few red flags highlighting you may not be the most sensible person to send identifying shit to.

I mean, you're not even the best UK Breast Inspector. You only placed 9th ffs 🙄
 
All of you made looking Vintage seem incredibly hot and not at all old.

This week's theme moves to a body part though. This part of the body is occasionally a receiver of pleasure, but most generally it is a giver of a pleasure.

Hands ✋🙌👌✌️🤝

They are sultry for a number of reasons. Maybe they are well manicured and ready for activity. Maybe they are already engaged in massaging that body. Maybe they are being kissed by the lips of the one you want.
Show them off for us.
 
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