What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Sexy_Singer]

I am going to ignore them if they don’t start following me within 24 hours of getting their account. I mean, what the fuck are they waiting for? I provide prime entertainment

Uh huh

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I'm going to start putting those people who have less than five posts and "follow" me on ignore as soon as I get that notification.

I've had so many folks with zero posts inbox me like "What are you doing/wearing"?

First of all, how da hell you even find me
Second of all, get outta my inbox

 

[Sundayschild]

I am going to ignore them if they don’t start following me within 24 hours of getting their account. I mean, what the fuck are they waiting for? I provide prime entertainment

Amazon Prime?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am thinking I should probably do something other than sit here just thinking..

Thinking? Fuck off!! You do that staring into space thing when you have shit your pants and are enjoying the warm feeling. It has nothing to do with thinking

 

[AmberLGreen]

Amazon Prime?

Well my jungle is very entertaining too

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've had so many folks with zero posts inbox me like "What are you doing/wearing"?

First of all, how da hell you even find me
Second of all, get outta my inbox

This! How long have they been lurking and what could I possibly offer them? There's at least one person who thinks I'm a bitch for rejecting him. They should follow him.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I'm here to save Lit.

*sips martini*

@AmberLGreen , come save it with me.

Groovy

 

[cocokittysurprise]

This! How long have they been lurking and what could I possibly offer them? There's at least one person who thinks I'm a bitch for rejecting him. They should follow him.

When they randomly ask what I'm wearing, I just send them links to grandmas in moo moos.

 

[Sundayschild]

Well my jungle is very entertaining too

G&R did a song about it as I recall

 

[AmberLGreen]

G&R did a song about it as I recall

Sing it to me. Let’s see if we can make the jungle dance

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

*sigh*

She's playing hard to get.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sing it to me. Let’s see if we can make the jungle dance

In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps toniiiiight.

 

[ericalauren]

I'm so excited to pull out my pumpkin spice candles and body care products in a month or so! I love fall.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Thinking? Fuck off!! You do that staring into space thing when you have shit your pants and are enjoying the warm feeling. It has nothing to do with thinking

I couldnt help it... I am so clenched up and nervous around you because youre always trying to tongue fuck my butthole and it weirds me out... You know thats not my kink...

 

[barefootgirl69]

When they randomly ask what I'm wearing, I just send them links to grandmas in moo moos.

Long ago, I was asked what brought me to Lit. By that time, I was tired of the question and just a little  cranky playful.

I answered something like I was tired of dating apps and came here to find a husband. "Are you the one?" He never answered. Damn. The one that got away.

 

[EvaLane]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps toniiiiight.

Hahahaha this is perfect, it’s been in my head for days. Thank you

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

When they randomly ask what I'm wearing, I just send them links to grandmas in moo moos.

It’s all fun and games until you accidentally find their kink.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hahahaha this is perfect, it’s been in my head for days. Thank you

Ah wheema wep ah wheema wep ah wheema wep

 

[cocokittysurprise]

It’s all fun and games until you accidentally find their kink.

**Am I actually a grandma... in a moo moo?**

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

**Am I actually a grandma... in a moo moo?**

Not as far as I can tell. Although mathematics can’t rule out the possibility. People do tend to remember giving birth though. Am I digging my own grave? I’ll put a laughing face just in case

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Not as far as I can tell. Although mathematics can’t rule out the possibility. People do tend to remember giving birth though. Am I digging my own grave? I’ll put a laughing face just in case

Too late.... I'm pondering my existence now. It's all your fault LOL

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Hmmmm. Aparrently, I'm being talked about...elsewhere...

"Cheers"

 

[Qky75]

I've had so many folks with zero posts inbox me like "What are you doing/wearing"?

First of all, how da hell you even find me
Second of all, get outta my inbox

I at least waited a year to ask you what you're listening to....

Clariiiice .....is that Mogwai ....

 

[MissSNG]

I will not let work make me cry
I will not let work make me cry
I will not… ugh

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I will not let work make me cry
I will not let work make me cry
I will not… ugh