Let’s build the ultimate dirty talk thread, one line at a time

Mr. Briggs

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I don't know about you but there are some lines that get stuck in my head. Just thinking of them gets me excited.

When my wife say the right thing in the right tone I melt and my cock jumps.

I thought let's create a thread of our favourite hot lines. I'm sure reading them will turn each other on :)

I’ll go first.

My all-time favorite?
It was the first time my wife used a strapon on me. She was taking her time and checked in:
“Are you okay?”
I said, “Yes… please go deeper.”
She paused, then smiled.
"You’re a real cock slut. I’m already balls deep, babe"

That was 20 years ago, and I still get hard just thinking about it.

More recently? She was working the biggest dildo she’s ever used on me. Big. Black. 8 inches long. Nearly 7 inches around. It took time. It felt like it was splitting me in half. But once it slid past the widest point and bottomed out, I let out this moan I didn’t even recognize.

She leaned in and whispered:
"Oh my god. It’s so deep I can see it poking out of your stomach."


Here are some others I like from stories, play, and filthy JOI sessions:

“Feel that? That’s 8 inches of what you need. And I’m going to give you every one.”
“Say it, you want a real cock in your mouth while I fuck you.”
“You want the biggest cock I can find for you, don't you?"
“If I had a cock, you’d never walk the same again.”
"You took that better than I could."


Looking forward to hearing your fav lines.
 
1. "Next time, you're going to come on my face" after a very pleasant evening with an old girlfriend.

2. "Would you fuck me from behind?" one morning in a hotel room as I'm about to leave for work.

3. "Do something dominant!" by my one and only virgin, many years ago!

4. "...nobody has ever fucked my arse like you did - not before or since - and the way you held me...!!" said another ex-partner (who I'm still in regular contact with).

5. An ex's sister-in-law who happened to be in the same pub as me and who was with one of my ex's sisters told me: "I want you to take us home - and you're dropping HER off first..."!!!

6. "A bit sore where you stretched me but other than that, fine"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The day after a nice session with a lovely, submissive woman I was seeing several years ago. can't remember if I rang her of she rang me but we exchanged the usual pleasantries where I naturally asked "How are you?" and this was her response.

7. Another of my previous submissive ladies rang me one day while on a site survey with a particularly high-profile client. I saw it was her number so I wandered away from the main group a little to answer.

There was no introduction, no pleasantries - just a lot of very heavy breathing and some very drawn out, panted words:

"God.........I ........need........that..........fucking ............d*g..............NOW!!!"

And with that, she very audibly exploded into orgasm while I tried to make sure no-one else heard!!!

8. When I came home to find my submissive little lady halfway up (or down) the stairs in just a VERY short skirt and a tiny, little lycra top:

"Jimmy's here" she quietly confessed. Jim was a friend, our hairdresser and had also been jointly responsible for C's first threesome with me!

"And?" I (sort of) demanded (not too seriously)..

"He said I was wearing too many clothes so I got changed"

"AND...??""

"I was going to let him spank me" !!
 
I don't know about you but there are some lines that get stuck in my head. Just thinking of them gets me excited.

When my wife say the right thing in the right tone I melt and my cock jumps.

I thought let's create a thread of our favourite hot lines. I'm sure reading them will turn each other on :)

I’ll go first.

My all-time favorite?
It was the first time my wife used a strapon on me. She was taking her time and checked in:
“Are you okay?”
I said, “Yes… please go deeper.”
She paused, then smiled.
"You’re a real cock slut. I’m already balls deep, babe"

That was 20 years ago, and I still get hard just thinking about it.

More recently? She was working the biggest dildo she’s ever used on me. Big. Black. 8 inches long. Nearly 7 inches around. It took time. It felt like it was splitting me in half. But once it slid past the widest point and bottomed out, I let out this moan I didn’t even recognize.

She leaned in and whispered:
"Oh my god. It’s so deep I can see it poking out of your stomach."


Here are some others I like from stories, play, and filthy JOI sessions:

“Feel that? That’s 8 inches of what you need. And I’m going to give you every one.”
“Say it, you want a real cock in your mouth while I fuck you.”
“You want the biggest cock I can find for you, don't you?"
“If I had a cock, you’d never walk the same again.”
"You took that better than I could."


Looking forward to hearing your fav lines.
I long to hear, on your knees and suck my girl cock. After that you are getting fucked until I empty your balls and I orgasm as many times as I want.
 
Fuck off you twat!”
Oh no, not that one… that was a different time when I told her she wasn’t able to work the TV remote.

“I’m not going to be able to sit down tomorrow…



… don’t stop! I’m ok standing!”
 
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